[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Okay, it's about 1:30 PM in Rangoon and boy, is it hot! Not Iowa-style dry heat, I mean Chelsea Clinton's loins in a lesbian disco party humid heat. Sorry for the visual. It's hard to think with it this hot.

The Buddhist hippie savages are all over the place:


They are even adorning themselves with the number of the beast, 666, though they are too stupid to figure out which side is up, and how many digits the number of the beast has.

Okay, I will start by dealing with accusations that I'm doing something sinful, here's my rebuttal:

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

2 Chronicles 15:12-13: They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

It's one of the great mysteries of the Bible: on one hand, we are bound by our contract with God to kill non-Christians. If we fail to kill non-Christians, we are in breach of contract. Yet, on the other hand, God orders us to obey the law. Even if we're in the USSR, or the threatening United Nations Global Totalitarian Socialist Homocracy, God wants us to obey the law.

Or does He?

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

The second half of 1st Peter 2:15 shows the reason that we are to obey the law: because it disproves the arguments of our enemies. We do not obey the law for the sake of obeying the law, we obey the law because we want to create a law-abiding image for public consumption.

In short, 1st Peter 2:15 states that law-breaking is not the sin, it is GETTING CAUGHT BREAKING THE LAW that is the sin.

For example, according to the U.N., the liberation of Iraq was a war crime. However God has blessed Bush and the Republican Part more than ever. Why? Because Bush has never been brought to court or punished for his Godly war crimes. In short, he has put to silence the ignorence of the foolish U.N. So invading Iraq may be a crime, but it's not a sin.

If you're still not convinced read:

Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men

Okay now for the nuts and bolts questions:

How do I get there?

My learjet is on the airstrip right now, first come, first serve.

What about accommadations?

Don't worry, I have lots business connections who have top-notch guest rooms. No sleeping in a bamboo hut, trust me. Apart from the companies that make Republican Campaign gear, there are 459 corporations that do business in Myanmar, many of them big Republican Donors. You WILL be taken care of.

How about I visit for the weekend?

Okay, but take Friday off work. There's a feeling in the air here like we're coming to a big showdown. For all you folks who are kicking yourselves for having missed out on the Tienamen square cleansing, don't miss out again!

Any stories or photos to share with us?

I'm afraid I can't disclose all the details, but let me just say the media's figure of only 9 dead is absurdly low. Here's a photo:




I have my own, much better photos, but they're a little too incriminating for my tastes.

Updates to follow.

[SinisterPizza]

Trying to bag something else on the Witch Hunt off-season? You LBC-ers quite like these hunts, I see...

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by SinisterPizza

You LBC-ers quite like these hunts, I see...

Jeremiah 16:

16 "But now I will send for many fishermen," declares the LORD, "and they will catch them. After that I will send for many hunters, and they will hunt them down on every mountain and hill and from the crevices of the rocks.

17 My eyes are on all their ways; they are not hidden from me, nor is their sin concealed from my eyes.

18 I will repay them double for their wickedness and their sin, because they have defiled my land with the lifeless forms of their vile images and have filled my inheritance with their detestable idols."



Amos 9:3 Though they hide themselves on the top of Carmel,
there I will hunt them down and seize them.
Though they hide from me at the bottom of the sea,
there I will command the serpent to bite them:

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

The Buddhist hippie savages are all over the place:



Hippie makes the raised fist, international symbol of leftist malcontents everywhere.

I think it's worth pointing out how this whole thing started. The government was taking steps to make the economy of Myanmar more business-friendly, with free-market reforms. They removed a surplus on fuel, which was unnaturally distorting the price of fuel by as much as 500 percent!

So now the invisible hand of the free market is setting fuel prices at their true price, and these socialist whiners, this shrieking rabble, wants to intimidate investors away with their protests.

If they hate Myanmar so much, why don't they go to North Korea?



Just look at them, squatting down to poop right in the middle of the street. Punks.

[lord warrior]

Hey Jeb, my new Barrett 50 cal auto just came in. I bet I can take out at least 10 monks per shot with it.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by lord warrior

Hey Jeb, my new Barrett 50 cal auto just came in. I bet I can take out at least 10 monks per shot with it.

Oh, that reminds me, I highly recommend using the same arms and ammunition as the Myanmar army. For deniability reasons.

The Myanmar army uses 50 caliber machine guns, so just don't bring any fancy ammo. Here's a list of appropriate weapons:

• 5.56mm MA-11 Assault Rifle. (Locally made version of the Israeli IMI Galil assault rifle.)
• 5.56mm MA-2 Light Machine Gun - LMG (Locally made version of the Israeli IMI Galil carbine version.)
• 5.56mm MA-3 Carbine
• 5.56mm MA-4 (MA-1 Assault Rifle with 40 mm M203 Grenade Launcher)
• 5.56mm MA-11 (Assault Rifle 5.56 mm version of G3 aka BA-63)
• 5.56mm MA-12 Light Machine Gun - LMG (5.56 mm version of G4 aka BA-64)
• 7.62mm Ka Pa Sa BA-63 Assault Rifle. Produced under license from H&K - HK G3A2.
• 7.62mm Ka Pa Sa BA-72 Assault Rifle. Produced under license from H&K - HK G3K.
• 7.62mm Ka Pa Sa BA-100 Assault Rifle. Produced under license from H&K - HK G3A3ZF Sniper Version.
• 7.62mm Ka Pa Sa BA-64 Light Machine Gun - LMG (also known as G4)
• 0.30in Winchester M-1 Carbine (US)
• 0.30in Winchester M-2 Carbine (US)

Submachine Guns

• 9mm Ka Pa Sa BA-94. Produced under license from IMI, Israel - based on the Uzi.
• 9mm Sterling L2-A3 (UK)
• 9mm Ka Pa Sa BA-52 Ne Win Sten. Produced under license from TZ Italy - based on the TZ-45.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

[*]5.56mm MA-4 (MA-1 Assault Rifle with 40 mm M203 Grenade Launcher)

Grenades are on session? Is this correct? This is almost too good to be true! Is their any special licensing fees Jeb? Has the Myanmar government set a bag limit?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Oh, that reminds me, I highly recommend using the same arms and ammunition as the Myanmar army. For deniability reasons.
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Hey, you can just say you're helping supply the army when you go thru customs (if you have to take a commercial jet).

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Hey, you can just say you're helping supply the army when you go thru customs (if you have to take a commercial jet).

I see you don't have much experience with special operations and unconventional warfare. The world's diplomatic community has an unfortunate liberal bias, they have enacted all sorts of socialistic trade-barriers against Myanmar, and they use hate-speech like "crimes against humanity" and against Christians when they obey God's covanent.

That means it's best not to leave evidence around.

When I get back I'll tell you about that Japanese journalist who made the mistake of trying to take my picture.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

I see you don't have much experience with special operations and unconventional warfare.

You're right. I still have much to learn.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Now the Australian police are getting in on the fun! Looks like they stomped that one guy's face up real good.

[Miss Maisie]

This sounds mighty intriguing, Mr Thurmond. As a woman it mightn't be seemly for me to participate, but I'm, sure my brothers and my Daddy would be most interested in this.

Might I enquire about provisions, food and such? Will they be supplied, or do they need to be brought?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

First a witch-hunt, now this? What next, a 'anyone who respects their fellow human regardless of race, sex, or beliefs' hunt?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

First a witch-hunt, now this? What next, a 'anyone who respects their fellow human regardless of race, sex, or beliefs' hunt?

Who started this? It wasn't us. If these saffron-smoking freaks had stayed in their demonic temples, chanting gibberish prayers to their satanic idols, none of this would have happened. But they tried to express some kind of a dissenting opinion in public, and now they must suffer the consequences!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Who started this? It wasn't us. If these saffron-smoking freaks had stayed in their demonic temples, chanting gibberish prayers to their satanic idols, none of this would have happened. But they tried to express some kind of a dissenting opinion in public, and now they must suffer the consequences!

I see. So free speech should now be forbidden? Last I checked that was a constitutional right, as is practise of religion.

Let me guess, you believe such things only apply to christians and that you don't think people of other beliefs have the same rights?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I see. So free speech should now be forbidden? Last I checked that was a constitutional right, as is practise of religion.

Show me where those things are guaranteed in the Burmese constitution. Stop being so culturally insensitive Rachael, trying to judge these people because they don't fit your Western expectations is just narrow-minded and wrong.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Show me where those things are guaranteed in the Burmese constitution. Stop being so culturally insensitive Rachael, trying to judge these people because they don't fit your Western expectations is just narrow-minded and wrong.

Say WHAT???
You're the one wanting to go Buddhist-hunting, and why don't YOU tell ME where it says in Burmese law that citizens can't practise Buddhism?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You're the one wanting to go Buddhist-hunting, and why don't YOU tell ME where it says in Burmese law that citizens can't practise Buddhism?

Alright, let's settle this with a wager: if the Burmese Army and police start protecting the uppity God-hating monks from us, then I'll admit that you're right and you know more about Burmese laws and customs than we do. Deal?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Miss Maisie

Might I enquire about provisions, food and such? Will they be supplied, or do they need to be brought?

Same as lodgings, I have lots of frat brothers and business contacts in Rangoon, and I've been networking over the past few weeks.

Companies from South Korea, Thailand and elsewhere also are looking to exploit the energy resources of the desperately poor Southeast Asian country.

France's Total SA and Malaysia's Petroliam Nasional Bhd., or Petronas, currently pump gas from fields off Myanmar's coast through a pipeline to Thailand, which takes 90 percent of Myanmar's gas output, according to Thailand's PTT Exploration & Production PLC.

But investing in Myanmar has brought accusations that petroleum corporations offer economic support to the country's repressive junta, and in some cases are complicit in human rights abuses. This week's bloody clampdowns on protests have escalated the [socialist, freedom-hating] activists' calls for energy companies to pull out of the country.

"They are funding the dictatorship," said Marco Simons, U.S. legal director at EarthRights International, an [unAmerican al-Queda-sympathising] environmental and human rights group with offices in Thailand and Washington. "The oil and gas companies have been one of the major industries keeping the regime in power."

You'll be among wealthy, civilized friends when you arrive in Rangoon. (And if all else, you can just take what you want at gunpoint, if you're into noodles and monkey-meat, anyway.)

[lord warrior]

I see. So free speech should now be forbidden? Last I checked that was a constitutional right, as is practise of religion.

Let me guess, you believe such things only apply to christians and that you don't think people of other beliefs have the same rights?

Bout time you got it right witch!