[Jim Farmer]

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How about being thankful for medical research and science that allows us to live longer, healthier lives than ever before in history? Did you know that average life expectancy (worldwide) has gone from 31 years in 1900 to over 67 for people born in 2010 (mostly due to work on infant mortality and childhood diseases)?

Of course, the True Christians™ don't like this, as prayer was not involved, and it means they have to wait that much longer to "meet Jesus".

Life expectancy used to be 70 years or even 80 years. Psalm 90:10 “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.”
It's because people have stopped praying and turned to science that life expectancy has dropped.

[Alvin Moss]

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UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.

If you come to the party, you have to leave eventually. After the mortal realm, you will either go to Heaven or Hell. The choice is yours, but the catch is that you have to decide while you are still here. Choose wisely.

[Elmer G. White]

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Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.

Between you and me, I think it is entirely possible that Celine is really a man and that Ren'e died of the AIDS.

Sister Daisy Mae, which one of those is Celine? The one on the left I presume is the husband who is descending to hell. That means the bearded lady on the right is Celine?

Sister Daisy, Brother Farmer,

I do think that both your suggestion are plausible hypotheses. However, it is even more likely that Mr. Angélil was talking figuratively when we mentioned "a long battle with cancer". Either he's referring to his marriage as 'cancer' or - more likely - he's felt Mrs. Dion to be a malignant growth by his side. In any case, things have gone from bad to worse for him: he's about to experience the second death.

Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

Of couse, the malignancy on the left will eventually catch up with him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.

You'll take it and you'll like it. God decides these things!!

[Alphonse Alban]

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Alan Rickman, Demon from the Harry Potter movie DEAD at 69.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35313604

So, Harry Potter is dead. LORD sure took His sweet time, but FINALLY all that praying, picketing outside movie theaters and burning of books we did paid off.

GLORY!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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GOD Mocking, whore loving, alcoholic Grizzly Adamas (Dan Haggerrty) - DEAD at 74

Famous '70s TV starDan Haggerty-- who played Grizzly Adams -- died from cancer early Friday morning ... TMZ has learned. Haggerty died after battling cancer for the last few months. Sources close to Dan's family tell us doctors discovered the cancer after he had surgery for back pain.
Haggerty starred in the 1977 hit TV show "The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams" as the lovable mountain man whose BFF was a grizzly bear. He also guest starred on several TV shows like "CHiPs" and "Charlie's Angels."
Haggerty was getting treatment in a hospital until recently when doctors told him the end was near and his son told close friends and family to come visit over the last few days before he passed.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/01/15/dan-haggerty-dead-grizzly-adams/

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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UGH! Why are so many people dying. Rickman, Bowie, Lemmy, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think I can take much more of this.

Don't worry, if you notice, it is only other people who die.

[Elmer G. White]

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Celine Dion's husband, René Angélil, has died after a long battle with cancer.

I do think that both your suggestion are plausible hypotheses. However, it is even more likely that Mr. Angélil was talking figuratively when we mentioned "a long battle with cancer". Either he's referring to his marriage as 'cancer' or - more likely - he's felt Mrs. Dion to be a malignant growth by his side. In any case, things have gone from bad to worse for him: he's about to experience the second death.

Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

Of course, the malignancy on the left will eventually catch up with him.

Once again, Creation Science proves its predictive power. Not only was Mrs. Dion's husband suffering from the cancer of the neck, mouth and throat, the same is now suddenly true of Mrs. Dion's brother!!

Celine's husband René Angélil died on Thursday after a long battle with throat cancer. Daniel [Dion], 59, has been battling 'cancer of the throat, tongue and brain'. Daniel is in hospital in the singer's native Montreal with family by his side. Celine's sister Claudette says he has 'a matter of days or hours' to live'

The case is now clear. Everyone in contact with Celine Dion will inevitably catch throat cancer. It is still not totally clear if this requires mouth-to-mouth contact but, really, is there any other way of transmission? It you need more evidence, just look at this tantalizing verse that may well explain all these tragic events:

Leviticus 20:17
And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it [is] a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

We all remember Mrs. Dion as the 1988 winner of the Eurotrash Singing Contest for Sweden. The public admired her accessories and her plain yet stylish wardrobe. We should still look at her performance (many say it was her best performance ever) in more detail, especially the lyrics:

The lyrics are in the Papist language of the French kind. They say "Ne partez pas sans moi, laissez-moi poursuivre!" This can be translated into American as "Please oh please do not leave without me, but please let me come with you!".

We can only hope that Jesus answers her prayers and grants her requests. The ultimate irony is that as a Catholick family they obviously neglected the one and only easy cure for all these minor illnesses when it comes to appropriate ways of healing.

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Glenn Frey, rockin' his way down to Hell!

The HEAT is ON!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Glenn Frey, rockin' his way down to Hell!

The HEAT is ON!

Welcome to the Hotel HELL - You can check out but you can never leave.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Bio reports Abe Vigoda is SLEEPIN' WITH THE FISHES!

No rest in HELL!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is the fetus eating, one-limbed Zsa Zsa Gabwhore finally going to punch her ticket on Hell Train?






Zsa Zsa Gabor was rushed to the emergency room on Monday after suffering from breathing difficulties.


The Hollywood star had celebrated her 99th birthday two days before, with her ninth husband Frederic von Anhalt telling TMZ that the actress was admitted into a Los Angeles hospital.


Von Anhalt has told the site that a doctor came to the couple's home and removed mucus from her throat but it was then decided she should be taken to hospital.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3438638/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-rushed-hospital-two-days-99th-birthday-having-difficulty-breathing.html?ito=social-facebook

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Dead Dead Dead!

Granted, he did have the courage to tell America the Constitution is "Dead Dead Dead," but he actually believed Jesus came to his church on Sundays in the form of a cracker, then ate him. As we know, good intentions don't fool God, and papists are going to Hell, even if God uses them to protect Christian Rights and remind us the Devil is real, and our laws ought to reflect this fact:

"You're looking at me as though I'm weird. My god! Are you so out of touch with most of America, most of which believes in the devil? I mean, Jesus Christ believed in the devil! It's in the Gospels! You travel in circles that are so, so removed from mainstream America that you are appalled that anybody would believe in the devil! Most of mankind has believed in the devil, for all of history. Many more intelligent people than you or me have believed in the devil."

(6 October 2013)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Dead Dead Dead!

Granted, he did have the courage to tell America the Constitution is "Dead Dead Dead," but he actually believed Jesus came to his church on Sundays in the form of a cracker, then ate him. As we know, good intentions don't fool God, and papists are going to Hell, even if God uses them to protect Christian Rights and remind us the Devil is real, and our laws ought to reflect this fact:

"You're looking at me as though I'm weird. My god! Are you so out of touch with most of America, most of which believes in the devil? I mean, Jesus Christ believed in the devil! It's in the Gospels! You travel in circles that are so, so removed from mainstream America that you are appalled that anybody would believe in the devil! Most of mankind has believed in the devil, for all of history. Many more intelligent people than you or me have believed in the devil."

(6 October 2013)

The man was a papist and a damned greasy dago to boot. Donald Trump has assured me that he plans on appointing me to the Supreme Court once he takes the White House.

[I Man Rastafari]

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It is my overstanding from my studies of political science at the University of Wisconsin which is in Wisconsin that it is the work of the President to nominate a new justice for the Supreme Court. Thus it is the work of President Barak Obama to make this nomination. I believe that the President should nominate someone who will bring the country together such as the Shadow Senator from Washington DC who is Reverend Jesse Jackson or Reverend Al Sharpton who is a great Christian leader. Since Babylon is a Christian nation these nominations should be pleasing even to the white people and this will help President Obama to bring the nation even closer together than he already has. This could cement the legacy of President Barak Obama so that he will be remembered as an even greater President than President Jimmy Carter who is an old white man but a great President of Babylon.