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Wash O'Hanley is a member of the Landover Baptist Chruch and is Freehold's leading voice in political punditry and self-proclaimed "Master Debater". Best known for his afternoon radio show, Wash is also a popular author who has penned such classics as "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children", "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions" and "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions (For Kids!)" which have garnered much popularity and praise. Wash got his start covering the Falkland War from a Club Med where the sounds of mines exploding were close enough to "ruin Karaoke Night". Wash is the face of work ethic, once broadcasting a 96 consecutive hour show during the Lewinskigate. "Around hour 65 I was convinced my stagehand, Mark, was a ninja assassin sent by Cokie Roberts to murder me so I viciously attacked him in the men's bathroom with my mic, using the stand as a bludgeon and the cord to strangle him." While not the most knowledgeable on Christianity, Wash asserts that he is "familiar" with the Bible and believes "whatever a majority of my listenership believes". Popular segments on the Wash O'Hanley show include "Boycott Logic", "Liberal Watch 2007: A Blacklist", "Wash's Enemies List", "President For Life" and "Who Would Reagan Kill?". Wash has lived an illustrious life reporting on wars, writing books, having the most popular Right-Wing radio show in all of South-Eastern Iowa and even starring in a short lived Saturday morning debate show "Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Debate Hour", so what does the future hold for Wash? Wash wants to spend time with his family, continue his radio show and is even working on another book.
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Thought-provoking and important topics that Wash O'Hanley addressed in 2007...
Wash O'Hanley on Benazir Bhutto being a rude bitch:
"I would expect this kind of shabby treatment from a drunkard and washed up has-been like Dan Quayle but not Benazir Bhutto."
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Wash O'Hanley punches Nelson Mandela in the face:
"is that Morgan Freeman?"
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Wash O'Hanley/Pee-wee football accusations:
"I would like to say once and for all that I never tore the radio antenna off my car and used it to lash my starting quarterback"
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Wash O'Hanley breaks the John Kerry taser scandal:
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Wash O'Hanley racism allegations:
"I did a little research of my own and I discovered that during slavery- in America- 100% of the blacks were employed."
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Wash O'Hanley on slavery:
"Those that have denounced the negro race are known as "ex-negros" and some famous ex-negros include Condi Rice and NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Terry Bradshaw (who was black between the years 1985-1990). "
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Wash O'Hanley Interviews Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney:
"Will we, in the Mitt Romney America, have robot overlords that force the common peons like my humble listeners into a life of forced servitude at the hands of an empire built on a foundation of dessert pizzas?"
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Wash O'Hanley on involvement in Michael Vick dog fighting scandal:
"(sound of Wash O'Hanley's legal team high-fiving each other in the background can be heard)"
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Wash O'Hanley on funk legend James Brown's sex drive which cannot be stopped by death:
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Wash O'Hanley's long-awaited next novel:
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Wash O'Hanley's favorite TV shows:
"All I needs is a rifle and a complete disrespect for nature to survive in the Alaskan mountains in the middle of December with nothing but a thong and a 6-pack of Coors."
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Wash O'Hanley on Hollywood movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry":
"I looked at a picture of George Clooney without his shirt on and wasn't attracted so it is therefore impossible for any man to be attracted to any other man"
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Wash O'Hanley on the "gay" bomb:
"lets just say their Dirty Sanchez's are the dirtiest"
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Wash O'Hanley on reruns of the Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Saturday Morning Debate Hour show circa 1976:
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Wash O'Hanley on the Virginia Tech massacre:
"The day a Jew puts his life on the line to save others will be a cold day in Hell. It is probably likely that he saw a nickle on the ground in front of the door and went over there to go pick it up."
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Wash O'Hanley on Barrack Obama April Fool's Day prank 2007:
"He's very humble and put on a ski mask so people wouldn't recognize him while we stopped at every 7-11 along the way to get money"
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Wash O'Hanley on the homeless:
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Wash O'Hanley on jailed Mexican coward:
"Wash has never won a Peabody award, but has been bestowed with a nomination for Best Spoken Word Album for his book "Gay Jew HomoNazi Abortions For Kids" by the South Eastern Tennessee Board of Christian Media in 1985."
Wash making a smore
Wash O'Hanley on Benazir Bhutto being a rude bitch:
"I would expect this kind of shabby treatment from a drunkard and washed up has-been like Dan Quayle but not Benazir Bhutto."
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Wash O'Hanley punches Nelson Mandela in the face:
"is that Morgan Freeman?"
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Wash O'Hanley/Pee-wee football accusations:
"I would like to say once and for all that I never tore the radio antenna off my car and used it to lash my starting quarterback"
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Wash O'Hanley breaks the John Kerry taser scandal:
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Wash O'Hanley racism allegations:
"I did a little research of my own and I discovered that during slavery- in America- 100% of the blacks were employed."
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Wash O'Hanley on slavery:
"Those that have denounced the negro race are known as "ex-negros" and some famous ex-negros include Condi Rice and NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Terry Bradshaw (who was black between the years 1985-1990). "
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Wash O'Hanley Interviews Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney:
"Will we, in the Mitt Romney America, have robot overlords that force the common peons like my humble listeners into a life of forced servitude at the hands of an empire built on a foundation of dessert pizzas?"
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Wash O'Hanley on involvement in Michael Vick dog fighting scandal:
"(sound of Wash O'Hanley's legal team high-fiving each other in the background can be heard)"
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Wash O'Hanley on funk legend James Brown's sex drive which cannot be stopped by death:
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Wash O'Hanley's long-awaited next novel:
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Wash O'Hanley's favorite TV shows:
"All I needs is a rifle and a complete disrespect for nature to survive in the Alaskan mountains in the middle of December with nothing but a thong and a 6-pack of Coors."
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Wash O'Hanley on Hollywood movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry":
"I looked at a picture of George Clooney without his shirt on and wasn't attracted so it is therefore impossible for any man to be attracted to any other man"
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Wash O'Hanley on the "gay" bomb:
"lets just say their Dirty Sanchez's are the dirtiest"
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Wash O'Hanley on reruns of the Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Saturday Morning Debate Hour show circa 1976:
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Wash O'Hanley on the Virginia Tech massacre:
"The day a Jew puts his life on the line to save others will be a cold day in Hell. It is probably likely that he saw a nickle on the ground in front of the door and went over there to go pick it up."
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Wash O'Hanley on Barrack Obama April Fool's Day prank 2007:
"He's very humble and put on a ski mask so people wouldn't recognize him while we stopped at every 7-11 along the way to get money"
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Wash O'Hanley on the homeless:
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Wash O'Hanley on jailed Mexican coward:
"Wash has never won a Peabody award, but has been bestowed with a nomination for Best Spoken Word Album for his book "Gay Jew HomoNazi Abortions For Kids" by the South Eastern Tennessee Board of Christian Media in 1985."
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