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  • TruePath
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    • Dec 2009
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    #1

    The great challenge to Christians

    The Great Challenge to Produce
    One Chapter Like the Chapters
    of the Holy Quran


    God has said in the Quran:

    And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed (the Quran) to Our worshiper (Muhammad ), then produce a chapter like it, and call your witnesses (supporters and helpers) besides God if you are truthful. And if you do not do it, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones. It has been prepared for disbelievers. And give good news (O Muhammad) to those who believe and do good deeds, that for them are gardens (Paradise) in which rivers flow.... (Quran, 2:23-25)
    Ever since the Quran was revealed, fourteen centuries ago, no one has been able to produce a single chapter like the chapters of the Quran in their beauty, eloquence, splendor, wise legislation, true information, true prophecy, and other perfect attributes. Also, note that the smallest chapter in the Quran (Chapter 108) is only ten words, yet no one has ever been able to meet this challenge, then or today.1 Some of the disbelieving Arabs who were enemies of the Prophet Muhammad tried to meet this challenge to prove that Muhammad was not a true prophet, but they failed to do so.2 This failure was despite the fact that the Quran was revealed in their own language and dialect and that the Arabs at the time of Muhammad were a very eloquent people who used to compose beautiful and excellent poetry, still read and appreciated today.
    The smallest chapter in the Holy Quran (Chapter 108) is only ten words, yet no one has ever been able to meet the challenge to produce one chapter like the chapters of the Holy Quran.
    Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
  • Noah Dint
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 695

    #2
    Re: The great challenge to Christians

    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
    The smallest chapter in the Holy Quran (Chapter 108) is only ten words, yet no one has ever been able to meet the challenge to produce one chapter like the chapters of the Holy Quran.
    The challenge does not have anything to do with ability but simply desire.

    The quran should be published by Marvel Comics.

    -ND

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #3
      Re: The great challenge to Christians

      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
      YET ANOTHER LONG WINDED POINTLESS POST
      I usually leave this to others to say, as I like to maintain a modicum of decorum as I address and deal with other human beings in my day to day life. But you sir have gotten on my last nerve.




      SHUT THE HELL UP!!!




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      • TruePath
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        • Dec 2009
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        #4
        Re: The great challenge to Christians

        If you think the Noble Qu'ran is wrong then produce a chapter like it, gather the wisest men in your town and compare your chapter to that of the Noble Qu'ran.

        If you can't do this then you have accepted the Qu'ran is a supreme book by default wether you accept or not.

        All praise be to Allah, the beneficient, the merciful.
        Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: The great challenge to Christians

          I'm starting to get annoyed and I'm ready to add you to my ignore list.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
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            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: The great challenge to Christians

            I beg to differ. No Quranic chapter is as poetic as Ecclesiastes chapter 3.

            1To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
            2A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
            3A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
            4A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
            5A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
            6A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
            7A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
            8A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
            9What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?
            10I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.
            11He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
            12I know that there is no good in them, but for a man to rejoice, and to do good in his life.
            13And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God.
            14I know that, whatsoever God doeth, it shall be for ever: nothing can be put to it, nor any thing taken from it: and God doeth it, that men should fear before him.
            15That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past.
            16And moreover I saw under the sun the place of judgment, that wickedness was there; and the place of righteousness, that iniquity was there.
            17I said in mine heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked: for there is a time there for every purpose and for every work.
            18I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.
            19For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
            20All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.
            21Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?
            22Wherefore I perceive that there is nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his own works; for that is his portion: for who shall bring him to see what shall be after him?

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            • TruePath
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              #7
              Re: The great challenge to Christians

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              I beg to differ. No Quranic chapter is as poetic as Ecclesiastes chapter 3.
              Ok, gather the wisest men in your town together and compare that to ANY Surah in the Noble Qu'ran and see who wins.

              Unless you can do this then you have failed and the Noble Qu'ran is the winner.
              Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: The great challenge to Christians

                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                Ok, gather the wisest men in your town together and compare that to ANY Surah in the Noble Qu'ran and see who wins.

                Unless you can do this then you have failed and the Noble Qu'ran is the winner.
                I can gather the wisest people in my town (Freehold) and we will all unanimously declare the Bible to be the Truth and your Qu'ran nothing more than overpriced toilet paper.

                Now go away. Don't you have a bus stop to blow yourself up at?

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                • TruePath
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                  #9
                  Re: The great challenge to Christians

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  I can gather the wisest people in my town (Freehold) and we will all unanimously declare the Bible to be the Truth and your Qu'ran nothing more than overpriced toilet paper.
                  Do it then. But it has to be ALL the wisest men. Not just the ones you pick.
                  Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22912

                    #10
                    Re: The great challenge to Christians

                    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                    Do it then. But it has to be ALL the wisest men. Not just the ones you pick.
                    Just a minute there boy, you say we have to pick the wisest men, then you say we should not pick the ones we pick.

                    Is that from the Quran?... Oh, apparently it is... such wisdom.

                    I'll give you an example: "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

                    Now, that's better than all your stuff in your book of scribble, where do I claim my prize?
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                    • Noah Dint
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 695

                      #11
                      Re: The great challenge to Christians

                      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                      Ok, gather the wisest men in your town together and compare that to ANY Surah in the Noble Qu'ran and see who wins.

                      Unless you can do this then you have failed and the Noble Qu'ran is the winner.
                      So you think this is some kind of game you Heathen of Lucifer? You want to toy with us and waste our time so that you can have a good little giggle? You want to see "who wins"?

                      You are going to Hell to burn for all eternity. Period. At that point the "game" is over. No winner. One big loser.

                      You tell us who you think wins...

                      (every time I think I have met the stupidist person on the planet someone steps in feeling they need to prove me wrong)

                      -ND

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: The great challenge to Christians

                        Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                        Do it then. But it has to be ALL the wisest men. Not just the ones you pick.
                        You really are a twit. Think about it. We gather all the wisest men in Freehold. They conclude after much deliberation (2~4 seconds) that you are completely and unequivocally wrong. That displeases you so you want more wise guys. We go to Brooklyn and get some. They too, utter concur with the original findings. Eventually, we will have every person with an IQ over 50 agreeing with us. Will that be enough?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • TruePath
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                          #13
                          Re: The great challenge to Christians

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          You really are a twit. Think about it. We gather all the wisest men in Freehold. They conclude after much deliberation (2~4 seconds) that you are completely and unequivocally wrong. That displeases you so you want more wise guys. We go to Brooklyn and get some. They too, utter concur with the original findings. Eventually, we will have every person with an IQ over 50 agreeing with us. Will that be enough?
                          It is not enough to just talk about it. Unless you can actually do it the Qu'ran is suprerior to your tampered corrupted books.
                          Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: The great challenge to Christians

                            You really are an imbecile. Is that a requirement before you can be a mooslime?

                            You make an absurd statement. You follow it up with an even greater fail of logic and then you top it off with thinly veiled layer stupidity. I am surprised you did not say something like "A mooslime dad has a bigger towel than a Christian dad".

                            But I tell you what. You bring all your brilliant (snicker) bomb vest wearing friends and we will supply an equal number of True Christians. I really will only need Chandler and Joey.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #15
                              Re: The great challenge to Christians

                              I know that logic is tough for you towel heads, so I made a little chart that will help you understand the beauty of the Bible in relation to other works, including the Quran:

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                              I sincerely hope this helps!
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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