[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, I tried the friendly approach.

So basically, if we don't instantly surrender to your Mr. Nice Guy routine, you will turn into a mean person?

That sounds like an abusive personality to me...

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And I'm a tolerant human being!

You have made Jesus sad.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You think you have aaall the answers, don't you?

No we do not. We think God has all the answers. Pity you got yourself banned, I rather liked talking to you. You are much smarter than most of the trolls from Iceland who visited us. I will pray that at some point in your life you will let Jesus back into your life. I think your rant here proves that you miss Him more than you like to admit.

[Kindinn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you're saying that a person's morality is determined by his financial wealth?

That's pretty strange, because the Bible says the complete opposite.

I was just answering why her parents should be proud of her
She's doing great in her life, doing what she wants. Not many get to do that, more people are lokced up doing something they dont want to. Maybe it's not you're kind of good but why should she care? She dosen't know what happens in the afterlife, but she knows what gose around know! Why prepare you for something you dont 100% know is going to happen? And dont give me some lame ass proof that the bible is real and everything in it is true. It's a bit to much for me to base my life on one book, which was writen by men inspired by god. You can't proof they where inspierd by God. I know the bible was written by men who were once alive and is based on how they experienced God, but where is the proof? Anyone can write stuff down it dosen't make it true. I think the bible should be looked in a psychological way, it's kind of like the first sociological book

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It really does not matter what you think. Your thoughts are controlled by The Devil. The important thing is what God thinks, and, at this moment, God thinks you will look good roasting in the Pits of Hell.

Please repent and seek Jesus!

[Kindinn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It really does not matter what you think. Your thoughts are controlled by The Devil. The important thing is what God thinks, and, at this moment, God thinks you will look good roasting in the Pits of Hell.

Please repent and seek Jesus!

That's easy just diminishing what i said because you can't come with anything better then that. Then i'm going to say you're thougts are controlled by Loki and they dont matter. The important thing is what the Gods think, and, at this moment, the Gods think you will look good frozen in hell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
conscience."

Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
conscience."

Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them

That is incredibly racist! I had no idea that the eskimos in Iceland were such hateful bigots.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Eskimos need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.



You hear me, Nanook? The third grade. It's time to be a man.

[vigvste]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).

Now I wanted to begin by quoting mr. Levi Jones and his views on jews

I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
conscience."

Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them

This is written here above by you, mr Jones, a true christian... apparently.

What i see however is a grown man urging others to commit acts of genocide against jews and thus reminding me of a german man who died in 1945... one Adolf Hitler. In case you were wondering that makes you very racist indeed mr Jones, just like Hitler.
By that reasoning I assume that your idea of christianity, mr Jones, is one where Adolf Hitler is gladly invited to sit somewhere with god in heaven.... after all he fits the criteria that you set up in your post earlier. This makes you no more special and no less guilty of ignorant and hateful thinking than mr Hitler was.
.... think about this for a second mr Jones as you read this

Oh and I almost forgot. This was written with a Macbook Pro... a laptop made by Apple. By now you may be thinking somewhere along the lines of how uncomprehensively gay i must be for owning such a device but my girlfriend (who I should point out is a member of the same church as me) does not agree with the point you made about that every mac owner in the world being gay (or a sodomite as you yourself said in a thread regarding Apple computers and flaming homosexualness).
This loathing of yours towards homosexuals reminds me somewhat of a former dictator... why... it's Hitler again!

It must feel really good to have not one but two things in common with such a remarkable christian (as you seem to believe it) fellow like yourself. Hitler must be some kind of a hero to you.

I believe I have made my point...

Good day mr. Jones

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

those were not the views of Brother Levi, But of Martin Luther. Does that name ring a bell? I think that you owe my friend an apology. And maybe you should apologies to Jesus too.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

WOW! Way to make yourself look like an idiot there, "vigvste". The very man who founded the pseudo-church of which you are a member was an avowed anti-semite. And Hitler, for those of you who did not excel in historical studies ("vigvste") was a Mary-worshiping papist psychopathic pedophile (show me a papist who isn't)! Catching on yet, Nanook?

[Levi Jones]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

those were not the views of Brother Levi, But of Martin Luther. Does that name ring a bell? I think that you owe my friend an apology. And maybe you should apologies to Jesus too.

Thank you for that defense, Brother James. I can't imagine how someone would think it was me saying those hateful things about the Joos, considering my two opening sentences were:

I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

Now my feelings are hurt and I am highly offended.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).

Good! Formulating your problems is the first step to a solution.

just like Hitler.

We are nothing like Hitler. The Bible doesn't order us to kill Jews, so we don't. All we do is derived from the entire Holy Bible (a concept wasted on Lutherism since they only pick the fluffy parts of the Bible). Actually our excellent staff of lawyers are all Jews.

but my girlfriend

That you pretend to have a girlfriend does not make you less gay. But good news, homosexuality can be cured! Just pray to Jesus Christ and burn that gay computer.

it's Hitler again!

Why do you relate everything to Hitler? That seems unhealthy to me. You are aware Hitler was a very bad person I hope?



Some scripture from the Holy Bible:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to read the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

How you should treat your wife (once you really get one): 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Why we have to be blunt to you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).

Now I wanted to begin by quoting mr. Levi Jones and his views on jews

Are you retarded? Pastor Jones was quoting your pope Martin Luther here. It is you who are a despicable antisemite!

What i see however is a grown man urging others to commit acts of genocide against jews and thus reminding me of a german man who died in 1945... one Adolf Hitler. In case you were wondering that makes you very racist indeed mr Jones, just like Hitler.
By that reasoning I assume that your idea of christianity, mr Jones, is one where Adolf Hitler is gladly invited to sit somewhere with god in heaven.... after all he fits the criteria that you set up in your post earlier. This makes you no more special and no less guilty of ignorant and hateful thinking than mr Hitler was.
.... think about this for a second mr Jones as you read this

You are really funny! In fact, the words you are attacking right now are Martin Luther's. Thanks for proving our point that your bigoted false church is indeed no better than Hitler was!

By the way, Brothers, this eskimo issue has grown really serious over the past days, so I've started a prayer thread where we can pray for Iceland. I would be glad if you would join me in prayer there!