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  • #16
    Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

    Originally posted by Scott1305 View Post
    That's what they're admitting to! For all we know it could be donkey meat and chopped up drug mules!
    It is clear that you have no idea of the price of donkey meat! AND I'll have you know that meat has but a small part to play in a magnificent BEEF Taco!

    The stock price has fallen another 18c since this diatribe of senseless prejudice has taken off.

    Taco Bell responded to the suit Tuesday, saying it plans to take legal action against what it called "false statements" regarding the food it serves.
    The company later updated its statement on Wednesday, calling the lawsuit "bogus and filled with completely inaccurate facts."
    Would any Christian, let alone a True Christian™, believe anything that is, "bogus and filled with completely inaccurate facts."????

    Now get out there and start buying - tell all your friends to buy! If you don't want to think about the ingredients, "Think Outside the Bun!"


    PS The Sunday "Pot Luck" will be Taco Bell products! Everyone, including pets, is welcome.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
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    • #17
      Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

      The ONLY Christian fast food restaurant in world is Chick-Fil-A. Just look at page 4 of their Corporate Message document (pdf):

      The Chick-fil-A, Inc. corporate purpose says that we strive “to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.
      Nothing says "Glory to God" like a Spicy Chicken Sandwich:
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      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • #18
        Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        The ONLY Christian fast food restaurant in world is Chick-Fil-A. Just look at page 4 of their Corporate Message document (pdf):

        Nothing says "Glory to God" like a Spicy Chicken Sandwich:
        Christians are become more creative with the ways they Glorify God all the time!

        I'll be first in line for those Jesus Fries! Finally! A place I can go to to re-arrange the fries on my plate into the shape of Him on His Cross and I won't get yelled at!

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        • #19
          Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Look, the stock price is going down and there has never been a proven case of collapse of all bodily organs caused by any of Taco Bell's delicious and nutritious products!
          This seems like a great time to buy Taco Bell stock! It's like getting a taco for 94 cents instead of 99 cents! And your taco is never going to increase in value, but the stock is guaranteed to go up in a few weeks once people have lost interest in the tacos that no one ever believed had any beef in them, anyway.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

            I decided to see what the Lord and Savior Himself has to say on the matter...

            Mark 7:18-19

            18And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;

            19Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

            That does it. Bring me a couple of those Beef burritos, for I am right with the Lord
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            Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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            • #21
              Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              This seems like a great time to buy Taco Bell stock! It's like getting a taco for 94 cents instead of 99 cents! And your taco is never going to increase in value, but the stock is guaranteed to go up in a few weeks once people have lost interest in the tacos that no one ever believed had any beef in them, anyway.
              Exactly, with the liebral idiots out there, why don't they just go to complete chemical and sell it all as vegetarian fare.
              Drama queen

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