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  • Matthew Hopkins
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2012
    • 808

    #46
    Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

    Well, my dear, that is good.

    I, for one, would be willing to help, but a Pastor would be more appropriate!

    Why don't you scoot over to the Introductions Forum so we can get to know you better.

    YBIC

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #47
      Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

      Originally posted by Ineedcorrectiverape View Post
      Hello. I am a lesbian, and I think I need this. Please help.
      Have you thought about praying to stop being gay, first?

      With faith, you can move mountains!


      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #48
        Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

        Originally posted by Ineedcorrectiverape View Post
        Hello. I am a lesbian, and I think I need this. Please help.
        I'll handle this one. Who can turn down her pathetic cry for help?

        Contact me via my confidential email address at the bottom of my signature.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • lesbianwithaslan
          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
          • Jan 2013
          • 5

          #49
          Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

          <<< Edited for Clarity - Admin >>>

          I am a foul lezbian. I wish I had Listerine.

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          • Pastor Ed Lowman
            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
            Always kind and loving
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2011
            • 1838

            #50
            Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'll handle this one. Who can turn down her pathetic cry for help?

            Contact me via my confidential email address at the bottom of my signature.
            Oh, I can see this one is going to be quite a lot of work.

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            • lesbianwithaslan
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Jan 2013
              • 5

              #51
              Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

              This is terrifying. You're willing to violate people, make them feel like worthless c*rap, because you think that they /are/? What is this, an attempt to feel good about yourself for being more useless than they are? Good job. You're winning. I'm sure you feel great about being b*astards.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #52
                Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                Originally posted by lesbianwithaslan View Post
                This is terrifying. You're willing to violate people, make them feel like worthless c*rap, because you think that they /are/? What is this, an attempt to feel good about yourself for being more useless than they are? Good job. You're winning. I'm sure you feel great about being b*astards.
                You misunderstand us completely, dear friend. We never do anything because of what we think. We do things because of what God thinks, as He tells us in His Word.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • lesbianwithaslan
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 5

                  #53
                  Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                  But where in the Bible does it tell you to rape lesbians? Please, show me a verse. Because all I can see is verses stating that you aren't supposed to rape people, but show them their sins through other means. Ones that show the love of God, not the hatred.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #54
                    Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                    Originally posted by lesbianwithaslan View Post
                    But where in the Bible does it tell you to rape lesbians? Please, show me a verse. Because all I can see is verses stating that you aren't supposed to rape people, but show them their sins through other means. Ones that show the love of God, not the hatred.
                    Where are these verses that command us not to rape anyone? Post them here or apologize to Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Missionary in Sweden
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 189

                      #55
                      Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Where are these verses that command us not to rape anyone? Post them here or apologize to Jesus.
                      Exactly. The Bible is clearly ok with rape under certain circumstances.

                      Pet.2:7-8. 19:8

                      Gen 34:31

                      Leviticus 19:20-22

                      Deaut 22:23-24

                      Deut 22:28-29

                      Also note that in the Bible (particularly Gen 34:31) rape dishonors the man that controls the woman (husband, father or slave owner). There's no mention of the woman being wronged. So a woman who isn't the property of a man (in one form or another) has no Biblical law to protect her. I'm not sure it even counts as adultery? I think the Bible is ok with rape against any woman who considers herself free to make her own choices in life. This idea is rampant in our society.

                      Lesbianwithaslan, we're good Christians here. We take the word of God seriously. It makes me sad and disappointed that you don't. I do hope now when you see how wrong you've been that you now take the word of God into your heart and repent your wicked lezbian ways.
                      Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                      Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #56
                        Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                        Originally posted by lesbianwithaslan View Post
                        This is terrifying. You're willing to violate people, make them feel like worthless c*rap, because you think that they /are/? What is this, an attempt to feel good about yourself for being more useless than they are? Good job. You're winning. I'm sure you feel great about being b*astards.
                        We'll go through degradation to help people find the Lord, yes. You think this is wrong that we have this dedication? You have to confront the fact you are worthless crap so you can realise you need to be saved. This is such a basic Christian principle I can't understand how it escapes people.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #57
                          Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                          Originally posted by lesbianwithaslan View Post
                          This is terrifying. You're willing to violate people, make them feel like worthless c*rap, because you think that they /are/? What is this, an attempt to feel good about yourself for being more useless than they are? Good job. You're winning. I'm sure you feel great about being b*astards.
                          Many studies have found that girls 'go lezbo' because of self esteem issues and the fear of failing to perform before God.
                          As True Christians(tm) we know it is our responsibility, no matter how repulsive, to show you that with the Love of Jesus, anything is possible.

                          Do you really want to spend eternity in Hell?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #58
                            Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Many studies have found that girls 'go lezbo' because of self esteem issues and the fear of failing to perform before God.
                            As True Christians™ we know it is our responsibility, no matter how repulsive, to show you that with the Love of Jesus, anything is possible.

                            Do you really want to spend eternity in Hell?

                            Indeed, Brother Hutchins!

                            Sometimes a gal needs a bit of a "shock" to "open her eyes," as it were, to the realities around her. Knowing she is capable of doing or being something she didn't think she was is the best way to correct that kind of self-identity dysfunction. Why, just the other day, two of my children where squabbling heartily while out doing errands. It was beyond annoying, beyond distracting. It was downright sinful and self-absorbed. I don't care whose go-gurt was stepped on or if it was an accident, a young lady needs to be accountable to those in authority over her and she cannot do that if she is wrapped up in emotional hysteria.

                            The Spirit of the LORD spoke to me through this arguing, and I knew it was from Him because I felt such a peace about it. I knew what I had to do, how to teach this lesson to my girls so they would not forget.

                            I stopped the car at the edge of the farm where we buy our eggs, and wouldn't you know it, the LORD had set it up so that where we stopped, the electric fence to contain the dairy cows was within a few feet from the road. I reminded my daughters that as a Christian family, they would be obedient and learn the importance of not leading another into temptation.

                            I had them take turns pushing each other into the electric fence. Oh, you should have heard their dramatic screams! The crocodile tears that came too quickly to have been real was a nice touch, and I clapped dramatically for their performance. They were trying to emotionally manipulate me.

                            Amateurs.

                            As we did this until their hair was fried, their eyes were glazed over, and they stumbled as they pushed, I knew the lesson had almost set in. When they stopped complaining and became obedient, I knew I had won.

                            We stopped right then and there, dropped to our knees, and praised the LORD on High for His Guidance, His Wisdom, His infinite Sovereignty.

                            We talked about temptation, where it comes from, and how to avoid it. We discussed the fact that temptations do not come from God, although He does allow them. I reminded them James 1:13 says, "For God cannot be tempted by evil, and He Himself does not tempt anyone." We talked about the first chapter of Job, where we see that God allowed Satan to tempt Job, but with restrictions. After reading the entirety of the Book of Job on our knees, we talked about how Satan is roaming around on the earth like a lion, seeking people to devour (1 Peter 5:8). We looked to verse 9 next, telling us to resist him, knowing that other Christians are also experiencing his attacks. By these passages we can know that temptations come from Satan.

                            We looked to James 1:14 and my girls saw that temptation originates in humanity as well. We are tempted when we are "carried away and enticed by our own lust" (verse 14). They saw how their squabble was naught but temptation to have more, they were carried away by the lust of their own possessions (in this case, go-gurts). They saw how they made the wrong decisions based on their lusts, and that's what led them into the temptation of arguing and bickering.

                            We talked about the importance of obedience, which was the lesson they learned while pushing each other into the electric fence. Of course they saw the pain on their sister's face and didn't want to be the instrument of that pain (that's when I knew we were getting somewhere), but what they needed to learn was the importance of obedience lest they or a loved one falls to temptation and ultimately rejects the LORD.

                            We turned to Philippians 2:8, and read that Jesus Himself was "obedient unto death, even death on a cross." For Christians, the act of taking up our cross and following Him (Matthew 16:27) means obedience. The Bible makes it clear that we show our love for Jesus by obeying Him in all things: "If you love Me, keep My commandments" (John 14:15).

                            The commandment they did not follow was one of the first they had ever memorized, so I knew they knew better (Ephesians 6:1). Learning to trust me by obeying me when I instructed them to push the other into the electric fence, taught them to be obedient without reservation. This is for their own good, and the good of each other. They now see that.

                            I know it sounds harsh, but being zapped by an electric fence a few dozen times is far less harsh than an eternity spent in Hell, being zapped by a never ending jet of pain.

                            I think the same applies for corrective rape. It may seem terrible at the time, but for the lady to learn how to have sex the right way, to learn she can bring glory unto the LORD through childbearing as Paul explains in 1 Timothy 2:15 (something that is impossible between two women), is to learn the love of the LORD. It may not make sense at the time, but the moment she is dead and Judgement comes upon her, she will be grateful.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #59
                              Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                              My own daughters have confided in me that after the first few times, it really is 'not so bad'.
                              Everyone of them cannot wait for a Christian man to take them away from the protection of the Hutchins home and begins thier own Journey of Life(tm). They grow up so fast.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • The Rachel Virus
                                Unsaved Trash, godless whore
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 7

                                #60
                                Re: Corrective 'rape' for Lesbians.

                                Anyone who thinks they're going to rape me, for corrective reasons or otherwise, is going to wind up with a bloody stump where he used to have genitals.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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