20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

KNOXVILLE — A federal jury Friday convicted Sarah Palin e-mail intruder David C. Kernell of felony destruction of records to hamper a federal investigation.

Jurors also convicted Kernell of unlawfully obtaining information from a protected computer, a misdemeanor. The jury acquitted Kernell, 22, of felony wire fraud...The felony records destruction charge carries a maximum possible 20-year prison sentence

Sarah Palin, who as a supporter of freedom and small government supports Cheneys almost legal wiretapping of citizens, rightfully compared the prankster to Nixon. After all, as Nixon, like Kernell, gave out information about politicians to the public, with the Freedom of Information Act.

Some call David C. Kernell a "prankster", but clearly he is a master hacker, who used sophisticated techniques: he "reset Palin’s password using her birthdate, ZIP code and information about where she met her spouse — the security question on her Yahoo account, which was answered (Wasilla High) by a simple Google search". Obviously only a master hacker could get through Sarah Palin's security, since as a republican she is all about security.

David C. Kernell could have satisfied his curiousity by getting a respectable job secretly wiretapping for Cheney. But he didn't. The right to privacy may be a quaint concept for commoners, but not for politicians.

Pray that David C. Kernell gets 20 solid years of getting "butthurt" thanks to "surprise buttsex" while Jesus "lulz".

[Nobar King]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

I can't believe that they would just let that little thief walk. Doing so would only encourage information terrorists.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

The seriousness of this crime cannot be over estimated. Imagine, if you would someone ‘hacking into’ the original Constitution document. Not only would the God Inspired Words have been corrupted, but future generations would have lost an original document of the very greatest historical importance.

What has that hacker done? Emails they may be, but these vital documents can no longer be regarded as a pristine original source and, in 200 years time, when Sarah Palin’s part in that history is recorded, researchers could well find themselves with text that gives the impression that she is a vacuous, retarded narcissist with no understanding of the world; such a travesty of the truth!

[TC Patriot]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

I don't know about you brothers in Christ but I think 20 years is a slap on the wrist. The crime that this Demoncat Marxist Obamunist committed was very very serious. That punk was just part of a much larger ACORN funded conspiracy. It's obvious.

A little time at Git-mo and he'll fess up but the fact is he'll be living the life of Riley in some cushy prison and some Liebrul parole board will let him out in a few months or some clever Joo lawyer will file an appeal and some activist judge will overturn his record.

I would suggest that we pray that he gets killed in prison in Jesus' name.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

I don't know about you brothers in Christ but I think 20 years is a slap on the wrist.

And that's if Obama doesn't let him free to roam the streets, like he did with the al-Hutaree islamists.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

And that's if Obama doesn't let him free to roam the streets, like he did with the al-Hutaree islamists.

Yep, this computer criminal is walking because his daddy is a democrat. Twenty years is a walk in the park for his type. He will be back out on the streets in 2030 after being schooled by the masters of computer criminal law. Obama just sent this punk off to post grad school for hackers.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

Yet more proof that the Republican Party is the party of privacy and civil liberties:

Fights over derivatives and bailouts are getting more attention, but Senate Republicans are planning a battle over two federal agencies created by Senate Democrats' financial-regulation bill, warning that the proposed agencies give the government new ways to tap into consumers' personal information.

As the Senate on Tuesday slogged through more debate on the far-reaching regulatory overhaul, the privacy concerns could present another hurdle for Democrats hoping to pass a bill by the middle of the month....
The consumer protection bureau, to be part of the Federal Reserve, and the financial research office, proposed within the Treasury Department, could gather information on financial transactions right down to consumers' loans, according to critics, who said this is the first time the government would cast such a wide net.

"They both have sweeping authority to collect information about financial transactions, and there's little to ensure they aren't going to collect detailed information, personal financial transactions," said Jim Jesus, director of information-policy studies at the Cato Institute. (How will I be able to make financial transations with a certain mostly-law-abiding but unpopular Saudi Arabian construction firm without being persecuted?)


With data-mining tools growing ever more powerful, he said, the best solution is to stop the government from collecting the information in the first place.

What other tyrannical anti-privacy schemes are the democrats dreaming up? I suggest we find out by wiretapping their phones, and maybe sending a few to Kyrgyzstan for enhanced interrogation.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

An example has to be set.

Hacking the private email account of a future President is like hacking into NORAD and telling us there are no incoming ICBM's from the commies!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

Yet more proof that the Republican Party is the party of privacy and civil liberties:

Fights over derivatives and bailouts are getting more attention, but Senate Republicans are planning a battle over two federal agencies created by Senate Democrats' financial-regulation bill, warning that the proposed agencies give the government new ways to tap into consumers' personal information.

As the Senate on Tuesday slogged through more debate on the far-reaching regulatory overhaul, the privacy concerns could present another hurdle for Democrats hoping to pass a bill by the middle of the month....
The consumer protection bureau, to be part of the Federal Reserve, and the financial research office, proposed within the Treasury Department, could gather information on financial transactions right down to consumers' loans, according to critics, who said this is the first time the government would cast such a wide net.

"They both have sweeping authority to collect information about financial transactions, and there's little to ensure they aren't going to collect detailed information, personal financial transactions," said Jim Jesus, director of information-policy studies at the Cato Institute. (How will I be able to make financial transations with a certain mostly-law-abiding but unpopular Saudi Arabian construction firm without being persecuted?)


With data-mining tools growing ever more powerful, he said, the best solution is to stop the government from collecting the information in the first place.

What other tyrannical anti-privacy schemes are the democrats dreaming up? I suggest we find out by wiretapping their phones, and maybe sending a few to Kyrgyzstan for enhanced interrogation.

This is wonderful, Brother!

After all, as True Christians(tm), we have nothing to hide. I could care less if the government reviews all my credit card transactions.

But think, for a moment. Every time some pervert buys a membership in an online dating site like "adultfriendfinder" or "manhunt", it's recorded on his credit card.

Each purchase of pornography from a website? Recorded!

A man buying ladies' underwear? The government will know!

Membership in some "secular" organization? It's all in black and white!

This may seem like a horrible invasion of privacy to perverts and secularists who hate Jesus, but Christians know that it will someday soon provide a valuable tool to sort out who goes into the labor camps, who goes into the death camps, and who gets to keep his or her home and family.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

This young punk has me worried. Right now he is hacking into future president Sarah Palin's account, but what's next? Assassination? He is a criminal, and no doubt once he is released from prison he is going to carry a grudge towards her and try and take her life. He is a murderer in the making.

What he needs is life imprisonment! We need to stop the problem before it happens. You know how serial killers first start torturing animals then move on to killing people later in life? This is absolutely no different.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

This young punk has me worried. Right now he is hacking into future president Sarah Palin's account, but what's next? Assassination? He is a criminal, and no doubt once he is released from prison he is going to carry a grudge towards her and try and take her life. He is a murderer in the making.

What he needs is life imprisonment! We need to stop the problem before it happens. You know how serial killers first start torturing animals then move on to killing people later in life? This is absolutely no different.

I'm sure him and all of his fag friends got a good giggle out of this vicious attack. That part of it just burns me up.

I wish he got life.

[repented harlot70]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

He deserves the maximum.

She deserves to stay home and properly raise those children so they don't end up being whores like the oldest daughter.

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

Yes, it's nice that one evildoer has been punished, but we need to think of systematic changes to stop this from ever happening again.

I propose a new government agency to intercept the emails of people who potentially might intercept emails.

We're trying to protect privacy here, we can't be stopped by quaint and naive things like the constitution.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: 20 years in jail for anti-Palin prankster? PRAY TO JESUS!

You know, every time I think that something should be done about prison rape, they bust someone like this.

Give him a few extra thrusts for me, Bubba. Sideways.