Introducing myself

[TorTor]

Hey everyone,
Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Tor and I found this site after a friend showed me the error of my ways. I had been playing a video game called Oblivion unaware of how it was a tool of the devil until a friend had printed out a post from the forums. I was skeptical at first that this was a joke, but browsing I can see that this is honestly a place of god and all that junk.
Nice to meet you all.

[SUV]

Re: Introducing myself

I can see that this is honestly a place of god and all that junk.

Eh? You must know that "God don't make junk"

[TorTor]

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I thought he was the creator of all things.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introducing myself

Originally Posted by TorTor
I can see that this is honestly a place of god and all that junk.



I find it intriguing you equate God (note the capitalization of the first letter when referring to Him) to junk.

Son, you need to pay attention when being schooled. Stupidity is nothing to be proud of.

[TorTor]

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I capitalized the word Oblivion. I have a strict rule where I only capitalize one thing per post whose story is not proven to be non-ficition.
And here I was hoping to get some slowballers about what kind of pie I make.

[Nobar King]

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And here I was hoping to get some slowballers about what kind of pie I make.

Then maybe you should be out picking fruits for your pie instead of bothering men who have better things to do than make up simple questions for slow women.

[TorTor]

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Don't be silly. I don't go hand picking fruits to bring home, unless they can help me with my mudpies in the back yard.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Begone, witch! No-one here ios interested in your fruity pie!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I capitalized the word Oblivion. I have a strict rule where I only capitalize one thing per post whose story is not proven to be non-ficition. [...]

Abandon that rule.

[Brother Enoch]

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Nice to meet you all.

Sadly, I can't return the sentiment.

[DemonWorshiper666]

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Go on...Oblivion is fun. Don't listen to these "Loving" Christians. Ask Lord Satan to enter your heart and you will live happier. He is pretty cool. The good news is that Satan doesn't care if you sin. In Fact...He encourages it!!! No changing for him!

If your ready to begin a new life say this prayer with me...

I accept Satan and the Anti-Christ as his Son. Jesus sucks.

That's it...now do whatever the "hell" you want! :-)

Your Friend,

[SUV]

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I capitalized the word Oblivion.

I Hope you're not one of those nihilists. Nihilists are cowards