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    Let us join and take part within God's love

    [blasphemy deleted]
    Honestly though, you guys are pathetic for wasting so much time on a religion. It's such bogus. Christianism's got more than a third of the world falling for its bullshit.
    Basically what this "religion" is, is a book packed with stories stolen from other religions and myths, the rest is all crap. The bible oozes and leaks lies and filth. And god? He eternally damns all who question his existence and punishes forever homosexuality, as it's seen as a "sin" as well as petty theft, but if someone murdered your children and was roaming the streets free, it would be "immoral" to kill the killer. What obvious trenches you sad souls have fallen into to buy into such a religion.
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    Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      As a matter of fact, I met God myself. He was homosexual and black. Yellow hair, mohawk, white teeth, and a mole on his left cheek. He stole from everyone.
      That's not true and you confirm that in the next part. That's pretty lame.

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      Honestly though, you guys are pathetic for wasting so much time on a religion.
      Well, to be equally honest: we hope to "waste" a LOT of time in Heaven. We can only invite you to join us.

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      It's such bogus. Christianism's got more than a third of the world falling for its bullshit.
      And you never stop to think that maybe, but maybe there's something to it?

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      Basically what this "religion" is, is a book packed with stories stolen from other religions and myths, the rest is all crap. The bible oozes and leaks lies and filth.
      That's your opinion, not fact. You do not seem intelligent enough to base your positions on actual facts, you just come here to insult people who can.

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      And god? He eternally damns all who question his existence and punishes forever homosexuality, as it's seen as a "sin" as well as petty theft
      Yes, the Bible does condemn various evil deeds. Is that so wrong? Would you rather let criminals roam the street raping children?

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      but if someone murdered your children and was roaming the streets free, it would be "immoral" to kill the killer.
      Please substantiate that with Scripture. We are not allowed to murder, we are allowed to kill.

      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
      What obvious trenches you sad souls have fallen into to buy into such a religion.
      Well, considering you took the time to sign up to a Christian forum, wait for the confirmation mail to arrive, validate your account and post a rant here....... can you really honestly say you do not have a sad pathetic life yourself?

      But I do not wish to condemn you, merely state the truth. Your life can be excellent and upstanding. You just have to make the choice.

      I would be honored if you would allow me to assist you in making that choice.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #4
        Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

        Dear me! There is some misinformation and anger there. Shall we go through it?
        Originally posted by D U C K View Post
        [blasphemy deleted]
        [...]
        Basically what this "religion" is, is a book packed with stories stolen from other religions and myths,
        Because God created the earth, there were no older religions than Christianity, the superstitions you mentions are fairly tales based on Christianity by bronzeage tribesmen who had difficulty with speech.
        The bible oozes and leaks lies and filth.
        Examples or you are telling lies about KJV1611
        And god? He eternally damns all who question his existence and punishes forever homosexuality, as it's seen as a "sin"
        What is your point here? Are these things not abhorrent?
        but if someone murdered your children and was roaming the streets free, it would be "immoral" to kill the killer.
        Not at all! Murderers must die, thus says The Lord. De:21:22: And if a man have committed a sin worthy of death, and he be to be put to death, and thou hang him on a tree:
        De:21:23: His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; (for he that is hanged is accursed of God) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.
        What obvious trenches you sad souls have fallen into to buy into such a religion.
        On the contrary your misunderstanding of the Glory of God has failed.
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        • #5
          Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

          I'm sorry. I do believe in God, I do!

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          • #6
            Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

            Originally posted by D U C K View Post
            I'm sorry. I do believe in God, I do!
            I think you mean "goth" there. Many people mix up the two...
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #7
              Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              I think you mean "goth" there. Many people mix up the two...
              I can see how, but no, I really meant God! Our savior Jesus.

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              • #8
                Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                Originally posted by D U C K View Post
                I can see how, but no, I really meant God! Our savior Jesus.
                Okay, that's great to hear!

                You aren't going to switch on us like in the first post, right?
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                  Originally posted by D U C K View Post
                  Honestly though, you guys are pathetic for wasting so much time on a religion. It's such bogus. Christianism's got more than a third of the world falling for [this].
                  I will never understand why non-believers come here and tell us what we should and should not believe. Do I go to Bird Watching sites and yell that they're all "wasting their time"? Do I go to Broadway musical sites and scream their time would be better spent getting right with Jesus™?

                  It's just rude. And really, really puzzling.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    You aren't going to switch on us like in the first post, right?
                    Of course he is. When it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck! Which reminds me, I am hungry, time to shoot something.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                      Originally posted by D U C K View Post
                      I can see how, but no, I really meant God! Our savior Jesus.
                      Mood swings like this always makes me sceptical. You must understand, quite often atheists come here, pretending to be Christians to mock and ridiculize us.
                      However, if you have really repented, I would like to welcome you on God's Favorite Forum!
                      If you haven't, please leave and find yourself another hobby.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                        ridiculize
                        Oh Lord Miriam Webster's rolling in her grave...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                          Originally posted by SomeSrsBsns View Post
                          Oh Lord Miriam Webster's rolling in her grave...
                          So you signed up just to you could ridiculize a True Christian? You atheists have reached a new low. Congratulations.

                          Oh and by the way: you are an imbecile. Look up the word yourself:

                          Just a moment...
                          http://www.webster-dictionary.net/definition/Ridiculize
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                            I NEED HELP!!!

                            I'm soory, i don't know if this is the right place to post this, for me, very important question.

                            But please, you have to help me!

                            I want SALVATION!!!
                            Now to my question:

                            Can i be saved also if i don't live in the God beloved USA?

                            thank you very much for answering this question ASAP!

                            PRAISE THE LORD!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Let us join and take part within God's love

                              Originally posted by Antiversum View Post
                              I NEED HELP!!!

                              I'm soory, i don't know if this is the right place to post this, for me, very important question.

                              But please, you have to help me!

                              I want SALVATION!!!
                              Now to my question:

                              Can i be saved also if i don't live in the God beloved USA?

                              thank you very much for answering this question ASAP!

                              PRAISE THE LORD!
                              Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
                              Thanks!
                              Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

                              Son, what year were you born?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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