[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

sexism is wrong and i feel offended. i have the right to speak my mind as every single MAN out there.

Where do these imagined rights eminate from?

God says you need to keep your yap shut and let men do the talking.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

sexism is wrong and i feel offended.

Please provide the scripture to back up your outrageous claim.

i have the right to speak my mind as every single MAN out there.

Not according to GOD you don't.

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[TheTrooper]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Where do these imagined rights eminate from?

God says you need to keep your yap shut and let men do the talking.




Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Kaye i was trying to be civil, but screw it. this is ridiculous! i am going to speak my mind, and i would GLADLY like to see you come and try to stop me. I'm a catholic, but i do not go to church often. i practice sex before marriage and i quite enjoy it. call me a whore sure but i'm satisfied with the way i live life. i have done numerous illegal activities, not that i would list them on here. i listen to heavy metal and yes i have worn provocative clothing. i promote equality with gays and all different ethnic. Being gay is NOT a bad thing. and i think that kids should be able to hand out valentines day cards to both sex's. give me a break! kids in the 2nd grade do not know of being homosexual. if you have the nerve to disown your kids because they are gay then you are a weak human being. i believe in god and i believe that he is up there with my granny and poppa(RIP) taking good care of them. sorry if i'm a realist and am in the now.

"And remember, a good spanking or slap upside of the head maybe required to keep her in line." if a man EVER hit a women, i should think the woman should have the thought process of doing something about it. if you truly loved your significant other, you would do nothing but respect for them.

"Women who enjoy sex are whores, pure and simple. If your imaginary future wife wants you to "perform" for her in a sexual way, then she is a whore. Just because you're married to someone, that does not change lust into Godliness! "
So it's not okay for a woman to want sex, but it's okay for men to. uhhhhhhhhhh no.


and dont get me started on chastity belts!! would you marry someone you cannot trust? if she is fooling around with other men, get rid of her. or maybe it's because that woman is being controlled and abused. i bleed through my vagina. it's a way of life. i don't need anyone changing my tampons for me, i can do it myself without "fornicating". and i'm not going to leave my house for 7 days for something that god made for me.

"True Christian™ girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh" posted by Pastor Ezeliel himsef. If they adore and obey then why would they fornicate with another man? what's stopping men from fornicating with women? ps Ezeliel get some new phrases. "keeping their yaps shut" and "visit this crappy link here before you make a fool out of youself" is getting old.

"@Pastor E:

"I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace."

Should you really be praying about another man's rectum?

Also, remember, that only a man can determine the sex of his child so men create women. Surely any female mistakes are the fault of those who made them? " FINALLY someone who makes sense in the website!!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=34708 this.. i'm just disgusted with. why would you even wonder that?! that is not teaching her a lesson, that is morally wrong and could ruin her life! arranging a gang rape for your daughter doesn't get to send to the firey pits of hell, but back talking does?! kaye wtf is up. "It turns out that all woman who are raped are sluts." i'm laughing now. this is getting simply absurd.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33472 seriously. you guys are racist to? lolololol. i laugh at the fact that you would rather die in a plane crash because someone didn't notice someone bringing a gun on the plane, then let a man do his god damn job in protecting us from the crazies out there.

"Has airline security really changed all that much? I can't even remember the last time I went on a public airline. I fly privately all the time. Whether it's a Learjet, a Gulfstream, or my very own 747, I don't have to deal with that security nonsense.

"So, forgive me if I don't feel much pity for the riff-raff that have to fly public airlines. Private flying is the way to go! You can take whatever you want on your own jet and you don't get felt up by a retarded negro with an 80 iq holding a metal detector. " rev. jim something. well sorry we're not all equipped with our own private airplane. =/


but now i'm sick of reading all this bullshit on how women are not equal, gays should be tortured and "darkies" should be fired from working at airports. have fun in your ancient ways. Tell me i'm going to hell, i've heard it all before. i am done here. have a good life forcing others to follow your ways. GOOD NIGHT.

[TheTrooper]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Please provide the scripture to back up your outrageous claim.


Not according to GOD you don't.

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

i dont need proof to feel offended.
and as a woman you should have the right to speak your mind.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

i dont need proof to feel offended.
and as a woman you should have the right to speak your mind.

Do you just go randomly marching into churches in your town and exhibit such disrespect for their beliefs?

I'm offended by your behavior and your lack of reverence for the Word of God in the scripture that was just handed to you.

[GOD=life]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

i dont need proof to feel offended.

Your feelings are irrelevant. What matters is how God feels. I imagine that "offended" would be on that list right now.

and as a woman you should have the right to speak your mind.

No, God did not give you that right.

If you don't have your husband's permission, you shouldn't even be speaking here at all, much less criticizing True Christian men. What part of the word "silence" is unclear to you?

Do you even have a Bible?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

i bleed through my vagina. it's a way of life.

It's only 'a way of life' if you are a lentil-soaking lezbean separatist. Womanly bleeding is filthy, and is certainly nothing to be proud of.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Cannot be a coincidence you are from Canada.

... screw it ... this is ridiculous! ... I'm a catholic ... i do not go to church often ... i practice sex before marriage and i quite enjoy it .... call me a whore ... i have done numerous illegal activities ... i listen to heavy metal ... i have worn provocative clothing ...

So you sin a lot and you are proud of that. Why is that? Why are you not ashamed?

if you have the nerve to disown your kids because they are gay then you are a weak human being

Of course not. They need to be cured so they can go to Heaven.

if you truly loved your significant other, you would do nothing but respect for them

Then why do you not respect your husband?

So it's not okay for a woman to want sex, but it's okay for men to

No it is not. Sex is for making children, everything else is evil.

arranging a gang rape for your daughter doesn't get to send to the firey pits of hell

Of course it does. Organizing a gang rape for your daughter would be very evil. A good True Christian parent protects his daughters from "rape". None of my daughters ever got "raped".

Tell me i'm going to hell

No need to. You already know that. Why not fix your life and go to Heaven instead?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Unfortunatelly, I know I failed in some things.. So I totaly agree with you. But now what? You fail and stop? No. So, I just wanted to have some advice from someone who had the same problem... I love my child and can't let like this. I just started reading topics here about "gothic" and I'm shocked!!!! The first thing was erasing all her accounts on social networks. Now I think this will follow: I pray it works...

Your weak aproach will not work. You will have to start with smashing her computer, she doesn't need it. Then give her a KJV1611 Holy Bible and make sure she studies it. Test her knowledge at least once every day and give her a good beating if the fails. Repeat this until she really knows what is in the Holy Bible. Every letter of it. And never accept her doing anything else or opposing your good parenting.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

but now i'm sick of reading all this bullshit on how women are not equal, gays should be tortured and "darkies" should be fired from working at airports.

Then you're sick of the Lord and His Word. I'm sure that He'll return the sentiment when you go to judgment.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Hello..This is my first post on this forum but I have been following you for some weeks now. I'm in desperate need of advice for one matter that has occured on the last six months. My daughter is 17 years old, and is a very difficult child... On these last months, I have found out many facts that have made me concerned about the life of my beloved daughter. Firstly she started dressing like emo or something, that simetimes she reffers to it as "gothic". She listens to some weird music with weird lyrics (one is called raining blood). But it's not only this... One day I opened her laptop and used her password on facebook and I found out that she was talking with men of age over 26-27 for sexual matters. This made me lose my temper ground her and remove her PC from her room immediately. I can understand some strange behaviour because her mother's death came out of nowhere and it was a huge shock for her... But I cannot tolerate her behaviour!!! I think I cannot control her anymore. I need to talk to her and make her understand that she has to follow the word of the Lord. But how should I do this? In case I fail with the words what can I do? I'm prepared to do anything in order to save her soul...

Praise Jesus

ARE you the parent or the child? That is the problem with liberals they do not take on the roll of parent.

Proverbs 13:24



He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Originally Posted by TheTrooper come and try to stop me. I'm a catholic, but i do not go to church often. i practice sex before marriage and i quite enjoy it. call me a whore sure but i'm satisfied with the way i live life. i have done numerous illegal activities, not that i would list them on here. i listen to heavy metal and yes i have worn provocative clothing. i promote equality with gays and all different ethnic. Being gay is NOT a bad thing. and i think that kids should be able to hand out valentines day cards to both sex's. give me a break!

Dear Bro. Lucas.
You see the lil' Troopers drama fit? That's what is infecting the teen children today. Emo-drama caused by fluoridated water, hormones in milk, and cell phones all mixing to cause a MP3.2 chinese electro-virus. Once infected, the techno-chinese-virus spreads into their i-Podies and they twitters OMG's and stuff to a weird mix of Millie Cyrus and Lady Gaga double-teaming the Jonas Brothers. Real freakshow of teen hormones and chink techno parasites. In lil' Troopers case she is being pre-primed by hypno-catykism to become a nun. She don't know it yet, but when she wakes up from her next overdose at the Sisters Of Mercy Hospital rehab , it will be to nights of bright flashing lights and sado-machismoistic rituals from lezboes dressed as penguins. The mind of a teen drama queen is like putty, and them rehab nuns know it. Since nuns cant' reproduce on their own , they must scrounge the depths for the wrist cuttin' teens girls who have fallen thru societies floor, and thus end up in the nun-run-rehab (aka - nun town).

Your kid is likely infected with drama too. Beating them with a "learning stick" can temporarily smack the sass out of her, but you really need a long term solution before she stabs you in your sleep. You need to purify that child. There is nothing more sanctifying than the blue skies of Gods' Country. The promised land of Freehold, Iowa.

Get ya'self a Baptist Bride (or check the dowry book at Landover. Sister Petal may be of legal age to marry in Alabama , and she can almost be a sister to your daughter too!). Then sell everything, pack up your belongings (and your bank accounts) and move to Freehold.

Once your daughter learns the ways of preparing her pies from the Church womerns, and then advances to tactical weaponry, she may sweat labors of joy helping you (and your new misses) build your very own bunker.
In short, you whole life needs revitalization and it is your fault that the kid ain't on the true path. You need to put that child in a better environment, and the LBC Church is the eco-system needed to de-tox that brat.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she hasn't born me a a kid yet, but it ain't my manhoods fault... I think she eats too many tater chips to produce fertile eggs)
PS>> It is snowing in Freehold now, and she can play tactical snowball fight against the heathen-mud people with the kids of the Freehold LBC Youth Group. They march at dawn, real cute exercise!

http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/photo/1280/365108675/1/tumblr_kwpeq2lAbO1qa9b8r

[TheTrooper]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

Dear Bro. Lucas.
You see the lil' Troopers drama fit? That's what is infecting the teen children today. Emo-drama caused by fluoridated water, hormones in milk, and cell phones all mixing to cause a MP3.2 chinese electro-virus. Once infected, the techno-chinese-virus spreads into their i-Podies and they twitters OMG's and stuff to a weird mix of Millie Cyrus and Lady Gaga double-teaming the Jonas Brothers. Real freakshow of teen hormones and chink techno parasites. In lil' Troopers case she is being pre-primed by hypno-catykism to become a nun. She don't know it yet, but when she wakes up from her next overdose at the Sisters Of Mercy Hospital rehab , it will be to nights of bright flashing lights and sado-machismoistic rituals from lezboes dressed as penguins. The mind of a teen drama queen is like putty, and them rehab nuns know it. Since nuns cant' reproduce on their own , they must scrounge the depths for the wrist cuttin' teens girls who have fallen thru societies floor, and thus end up in the nun-run-rehab (aka - nun town).

Your kid is likely infected with drama too. Beating them with a "learning stick" can temporarily smack the sass out of her, but you really need a long term solution before she stabs you in your sleep. You need to purify that child. There is nothing more sanctifying than the blue skies of Gods' Country. The promised land of Freehold, Iowa.

Get ya'self a Baptist Bride (or check the dowry book at Landover. Sister Petal may be of legal age to marry in Alabama , and she can almost be a sister to your daughter too!). Then sell everything, pack up your belongings (and your bank accounts) and move to Freehold.

Once your daughter learns the ways of preparing her pies from the Church womerns, and then advances to tactical weaponry, she may sweat labors of joy helping you (and your new misses) build your very own bunker.
In short, you whole life needs revitalization and it is your fault that the kid ain't on the true path. You need to put that child in a better environment, and the LBC Church is the eco-system needed to de-tox that brat.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she hasn't born me a a kid yet, but it ain't my manhoods fault... I think she eats too many tater chips to produce fertile eggs)
PS>> It is snowing in Freehold now, and she can play tactical snowball fight against the heathen-mud people with the kids of the Freehold LBC Youth Group. They march at dawn, real cute exercise!
http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/photo/...eq2lAbO1qa9b8r

If you want your daughter to hate you for the rest of her life, then follow through with this. =]

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

If you want your daughter to hate you for the rest of her life, then follow through with this.

I assure you tough love is the best love there is. I have always been a tough love parent and I assure you we all love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.

[GOD=life]

Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

If you want your daughter to hate you for the rest of her life, then follow through with this. =]

Your daughter will hate you for an eternity in the afterlife. How is that better?