[Zaiger]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Thats not how evolution works. Evolution takes millions of years. As we have already been born we will not evolve.
I am not saying I think that evolution is true but as Christians we cannot prove something wrong with incorrect facts or we begin to slander our own name.

Oh you filthy atheists can't even decide what is evolution and what is not. Sure it "takes millions" of years except when you are trying to prove it to be correct. If you are trying to prove it then you set up some experiment trying to "prove" it but all you really end up doing is showing that if someone intelligently designs a situation you can change a life form (you will also got to hell for altering gods work).
Tell me Mr Science if I were to walk around without shoes i would get a callous,no? Now that did not take "millions of years" and is "survival" is that evolution to (its not, it is god's way of keeping my feet protected)?

[Bible Student]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Thank you people from the best laughs of the day. I have never seen so much fanaticism about evolution vs bible.

To the original problem. God didn't put the life guard there, the people who own the pool did. He would have saved you even if you weren't Christian.

WRONG! If the lifeguard weren't Christian then he would not be working at the Whitford estate. And a True Christian™ would leave it up to God to decide whether someone lived or died. It is obvious from Mrs. Whitford's explanation that God himself intervened and prompted the lifeguard to jump in the water and save her.

Second, like many others have pointed out, evolution is not instant. It takes time, generations as those who are more fit move their genes along the line.

Which just serves to prove Mrs. Whitford's point. God is real; He saves. Evolution is false because by the time that phantasmagorical theory worked Sister Mary would have drowned.

And Cursed, I don't think Jesus would do that. According to bible we don't get to Heaven until Apocalypse. And then Jesus would be the last person to start showing hell and the people there for you to mock. People like you make Jesus sad.

Instead of telling a True Christian™ like Cursed he is wrong perhaps you should actually read the Bible and see what it says.

Luke 23:43 -- And Iesus said vnto him, Uerily, I say vnto thee, to day shalt thou be with me in Paradise.

[onion16]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Seriously there is real evidence of life going back millions of years things like fossils. What evidence is there for the earth being 6000 years old other than some people writing it in a book. The fossils prove that evolution took a long time, not five seconds. Also the reason the lifegard saved you is because its his job to stand at the pool and stop people drowning. Your prayer had nothing to do with it.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Seriously there is real evidence of life going back millions of years things like fossils. What evidence is there for the earth being 6000 years old other than some people writing it in a book. The fossils prove that evolution took a long time, not five seconds. Also the reason the lifegard saved you is because its his job to stand at the pool and stop people drowning. Your prayer had nothing to do with it.

We know your pet scientists like to look at selected bits of stuff and make measurements that match what they dreamed up to hate God with. But they never look at all the evidence. Once you've looked at the Holy Bible and accepted Jesus as your personal saviour you can see how much stronger God is than all this silliness about stone animals and so on.

Perhaps you should try it instead of making Jesus cry by spurning His temporary sacrifice on your behalf.

[onion16]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

I have tried it i went to a Christian school where we had to read the bible. After reading it even at the young age of 11 i was able to tell that it was little more than a fairy story. I stoped believing in god as there is to much suffering in the world for there to be something that is meant to be a force for good. Also the bible contradicts it self so often and basically says that incest is good with the story of god only creating two people but now there are billions of people. If you use logic thought you will realise that the bible is nothing more than a way to scare people into been good.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

I have tried it i went to a Christian school where we had to read the bible. After reading it even at the young age of 11 i was able to tell that it was little more than a fairy story. I stoped believing in god as there is to much suffering in the world for there to be something that is meant to be a force for good. Also the bible contradicts it self so often and basically says that incest is good with the story of god only creating two people but now there are billions of people. If you use logic thought you will realise that the bible is nothing more than a way to scare people into been good.

It is impossible for The Bible to contain any contradictions because it is The Word Of God.

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

EVERYTHING about evolution is incorrect! "Scientists" can't just keep moving the goalposts every time they're proven wrong!

Please, humor me, and give me an example where Scientists wrong.

And don't you dare ban me because I inched over into territory where I opposed your opinions.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

...And don't you dare ban me because I inched over into territory where I opposed your opinions.

No, she'll ban you for your insolent attitude, and presuming to tell her what to do. This is, after all, their forum, and you are a guest here.

It's up to you how this plays out, friend.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Please, humor me, and give me an example where Scientists wrong.

And don't you dare ban me because I inched over into territory where I opposed your opinions.

OK your crazy science reckons the rain can just happen. Yes, I know you may not be aware of how crazy your fellow scientists are but they say water evaporates and then floats in the sky for a while then just falls to earth again as rain by some random process.

Matthew 5:45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

1 Samuel 12:16-18 16Now therefore stand and see this great thing, which the LORD will do before your eyes. 17Is it not wheat harvest to day? I will call unto the LORD, and he shall send thunder and rain; that ye may perceive and see that your wickedness is great, which ye have done in the sight of the LORD, in asking you a king. 18So Samuel called unto the LORD; and the LORD sent thunder and rain that day: and all the people greatly feared the LORD and Samuel.

Here we can see that God makes it rain for His on purposes. So scientists are just wrong - they have to be.

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.

Psalm 145:3 Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised; and his greatness is unsearchable.

You see, you're not supposed to understand how God works. Isn't the fact you keep measuring things but not actually getting close to the simple fact God makes it all happen for His own purposes telling you something?

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

OK your crazy science reckons the rain can just happen. Yes, I know you may not be aware of how crazy your fellow scientists are but they say water evaporates and then floats in the sky for a while then just falls to earth again as rain by some random process.

Matthew 5:45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

1 Samuel 12:16-18 16Now therefore stand and see this great thing, which the LORD will do before your eyes. 17Is it not wheat harvest to day? I will call unto the LORD, and he shall send thunder and rain; that ye may perceive and see that your wickedness is great, which ye have done in the sight of the LORD, in asking you a king. 18So Samuel called unto the LORD; and the LORD sent thunder and rain that day: and all the people greatly feared the LORD and Samuel.

Here we can see that God makes it rain for His on purposes. So scientists are just wrong - they have to be.

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.

Psalm 145:3 Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised; and his greatness is unsearchable.

You see, you're not supposed to understand how God works. Isn't the fact you keep measuring things but not actually getting close to the simple fact God makes it all happen for His own purposes telling you something?

I'm not saying that God doesn't make things happen. There are somethings that aren't plain miracles and can be explained in logical ways. Like how when I drop something on the ground, it breaks. Can that be explained by the Bible?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Please, humor me, and give me an example where Scientists wrong.

OK here's one

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

I'm not saying that God doesn't make things happen. There are somethings that aren't plain miracles and can be explained in logical ways. Like how when I drop something on the ground, it breaks. Can that be explained by the Bible?

Have you gone completely nuts?

You're expecting the Bible to explain everything that happens in terms of God?

Oh - wait- it does.

Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Are you incapable of extrapolating from this that everything that happens is by God's design and if He wills it that things fall when you drop them then that's how it will be and we aren't meant to understand it or waste time on pointlessly trying to figure it out?

[Microbrain]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Are you incapable of extrapolating from this that everything that happens is by God's design and if He wills it that things fall when you drop them then that's how it will be and we aren't meant to understand it or waste time on pointlessly trying to figure it out?

So we are to learn nothing about the world us, and manipulate it in ways that benefit us?

[Peter Roy]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

OK here's one

I believe he's speaking about actual theories and findings, not some centuries old scientific hypothesis.

[Bible Student]

Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE!

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
OK here's one

I believe he's speaking about actual theories and findings, not some centuries old scientific hypothesis.

But that is all you have. For scientists, today's "actual theories and findings" become tomorrow's "centuries old scientific hypothesis".