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    "Gods and Politics"

    Copenhagen is at it again. First it was the COP-15 (Cop Out) Conference. And what could be more silly than a global warming conference in icy Denmark? Right, a 3-days Atheist Conference in June.

    It must be a fascinating experience. "What do you believe in?", "Nothing", "Neither do I", "Fantastic, let's talk about nothing for 3 days".

    What say ye my brethren? Should we venture another missionary expedition to the God mockers in Copenhagen in June, like we recently selflessly witnessed to the local hussies?
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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    Re: "Gods and Politics"

    Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
    It must be a fascinating experience. "What do you believe in?", "Nothing", "Neither do I", "Fantastic, let's talk about nothing for 3 days".
    Indeed. The only thing they will hear is the echoes in their empty heads.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: "Gods and Politics"

      It looks like we have a new place to drop an ATOM BOMB on..........
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #4
        Re: "Gods and Politics"

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        It looks like we have a new place to drop an ATOM BOMB on..........
        I don't know. My father was Danish, and I believe Denmark is technically a member of NATO.

        I thought that maybe this event would give Landover a chance to witness to a large assembly of Satan's henchmen. Maybe my brethren could also use the opportunity to do a follow-up on their witnessing to the ladies of sin back in December?

        It will be like a second coming.
        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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        • #5
          Re: "Gods and Politics"

          Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
          I don't know. My father was Danish, and I believe Denmark is technically a member of NATO.

          I thought that maybe this event would give Landover a chance to witness to a large assembly of Satan's henchmen. Maybe my brethren could also use the opportunity to do a follow-up on their witnessing to the ladies of sin back in December?

          It will be like a second coming.
          Do you think those disgusting Danish transvestite hookers will be at this conference? Since they are unbelievers it goes without saying there will be nonstop sexual depravity. Good time to go down hard in His name on both groups at once.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #6
            Re: "Gods and Politics"

            I visited the website of the Enemies of God and looked at who might be addressing the sinning, unwashed, self-satisfied and mentally ill. There was this person. Look at his hair! Look at his glasses! Look at that maniacal grin!



            Does anything speak more loudly of “Mad as a bucket of frogs” ?

            Would you trust this man?

            He even seems to think he is a professor! Ha! I bet he has never read a word of the Bible!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: "Gods and Politics"

              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
              I don't know. My father was Danish, and I believe Denmark is technically a member of NATO.
              You are right, Denmark is still much more highly respected than Japan. Let us not mix up priorities.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • #8
                Re: "Gods and Politics"

                AMEN! I've been wanting to do some intense Christian witnessing in viking land for some time. The place is rife with foreign queers who need to get some Jesus crammed into their sinholes. There are no laws against sodomy there, and the age of consent in that God-forsaken chunk of ice is 15!

                I'm sure they'll be running some great discounts for the God-hating atheist convention, so let's take advantage of this excellent opportunity to convert heathen vikings to Christ. I'm off to check in with Jack Chick to see if he has any Chick Tracts in Swedish.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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