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  • #31
    Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

    Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
    Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
    It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
    Do you always run away from your problems like a coward, or do you try to fix things from within?
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    • #32
      Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

      Originally posted by Rylee Cline View Post
      Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
      It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
      As much as it pains me to live in this vile heathen country I do take it upon me to spread the word and help save these poor souls. This country needs true Christians now more than ever before. Now our government is debating on allowing polygamy in order to make the Muslims happy. It's time to fight back.

      Mark 16:15

      And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.

      Matthew 28:19-20

      Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

      Psalm 96:3

      Declare his glory among the nations, his marvelous works among all the peoples!
      Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

      Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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      • #33
        Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

        Originally posted by Missionary in Sweden View Post
        I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

        I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

        I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

        So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

        I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

        All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

        I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

        Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
        It is wrong to marry! Wrong, sir! WRONG!!! Through his disobedience in the Garden of Eden, man has eternally forfeited the right to live, marry, and multiply upon the Earth.

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        • #34
          Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

          Originally posted by Preacher1 View Post
          It is wrong to marry! Wrong, sir! WRONG!!! Through his disobedience in the Garden of Eden, man has eternally forfeited the right to live, marry, and multiply upon the Earth.
          Um, do you know what a "Bible" is, sweetie?

          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #35
            Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

            I'm ethnic Russian... man, she and her family is using you. Soon she will run away and obviously has a plan to get some money out of your account a few years later to return to Russia. I know our women, they are not like her, nobody!

            I know the mail order business well, my father worked closely in the management of one in Ukraina.

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            • #36
              Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

              Originally posted by vladimir97 View Post
              I'm ethnic Russian... man, she and her family is using you. Soon she will run away and obviously has a plan to get some money out of your account a few years later to return to Russia. I know our women, they are not like her, nobody!

              I know the mail order business well, my father worked closely in the management of one in Ukraina.
              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                Matey, you are 37 years old, ever thought about just sitting down and making few conclusions about your personal life?

                My girlfriend is also feminist but it's the real equal rights feminist not the fake "using our rights to win stuff" feminist, i actually agree with her that woman should have more rights, but i still think woman should not work, i think that's just the way i was raised, anyways let's move on.

                You hit your wife, in her eyes you are a wife-beater and in the eyes of millions of people also. With your attitude , no normal woman is gonna marry you unless she wants to be handled as a slave not as a loving partner.

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                • #38
                  Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                  Originally posted by BecauseIPolack View Post
                  i still think woman should not work, i think that's just the way i was raised, anyways let's move on.
                  Oh, so a woman should not have to cook, clean the house, and raise children, but instead she should be able to have fun, for example doing scientific research?

                  ...Unless of course you do not consider housework to be "real work." Which would make you pretty much a close-minded male chauvinist pig.
                  John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                  • #39
                    Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                    "Deuteronomy 22:28-29

                    28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."

                    I guess that's something that this recently jailed "Christian missionary" would like to do.

                    He is to go to trial for contact with underage girls, don't believe me? Here is the news:

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                    I sincerely hope that the majority of Christian fathers here aren't proud of following Lot's footsteps, and that the majority of husbands don't take pleasure of beating their wife for no reason.
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                    • #40
                      Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      Hello,

                      Sorry I haven't made introduction yet, due to lack of time and inability to create new topics. However once possible will take into account.

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                      • #41
                        Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                        Originally posted by vladimir97 View Post
                        I sincerely hope that the majority of Christian fathers here aren't proud of following Lot's footsteps,
                        You're confused, dear. Lot was a righteous man, the Holy Bible tells us so (2 Peter 2:7). It is every True Christians™ duty to be holy and righteous, no less so than Lot whom God chose to make an example of (1 Peter 1:16). Your encouragement to rebuke the LORD's commands and ignore the calling of the elect will not be tolerated here. We exist to serve and love our God, and we do so by reading and following His Holy Word.

                        and that the majority of husbands don't take pleasure of beating their wife for no reason.
                        Don't be silly. True Christians™ discipline their wives for the best reason - God says so. You can join any one of the conversations HERE to get more information and ideas.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #42
                          Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                          Originally posted by vladimir97 View Post
                          Hello,

                          Sorry I haven't made introduction yet, due to lack of time and inability to create new topics. However once possible will take into account.
                          Hello, Vladimir. You can create a new thread - although only in the Introduction Forum.
                          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                          • #43
                            Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                            Hello,

                            I know I'm portuguese but I'm having some trouble finding the right man with the right devotions for my daughter. She's 21 and she's been wanting to go to the big city to learn new cultures and to go to a university.

                            What she really needs is to go to the university of life, dear Missionary, I know she is portuguese and a little out of the prime age, but would you consider meeting me so if you could see if she would be a good fit for you or not?

                            She's well educated and groomed, her name is Maria.

                            With my best regards,

                            I'll be waiting and hoping for your message.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #44
                              Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                              Originally posted by SoalheiraMan View Post
                              Hello,

                              I know I'm portuguese but I'm having some trouble finding the right man with the right devotions for my daughter. She's 21 and she's been wanting to go to the big city to learn new cultures and to go to a university.

                              What she really needs is to go to the university of life, dear Missionary, I know she is portuguese and a little out of the prime age, but would you consider meeting me so if you could see if she would be a good fit for you or not?

                              She's well educated and groomed, her name is Maria.

                              With my best regards,

                              I'll be waiting and hoping for your message.


                              Dear Greasy Garlic-Eating Spic;

                              There will be no miscenigation here on God's favorite forum.

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                ...There will be no miscenigation here on God's favorite forum. ...
                                Doesn't know how to spell "miscegenation".

                                Bad preacher, bad.

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