How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10?

[Witch Hammer]

This group of false-Christians is wrongly perceived by secularists to be honest, noble, hardworking and devoted. WRONG!

True Christians know better. The Amish are a bunch of outlandish pigs descended from feral dutch aborigines. Here are some reasons why they merit eternal hellfire:

1. Their women are all sluts!

2. The men all have weak chins (a sure sign of homerism and general lack of character), which they try to hide with Charles Darwinesque beards. Here is an Amish in its natural state of disgrace:

3. They are known zoophiles. Photo leaked from an Amish sex dungeon:

4. They don't use electricity. Reading the Bible by candlelight leads to misinterpretation of the word, which in turn leads to cornholery and other Godless vices.
5. Etc.

Rated 11/10 on the evil scale.

[Des]

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The Amish pray in a language that is an unholy union of German and Swiss, neither of which God listens to.

They hate America so much that they refuse to support the economy by using electricity, cars, or computers.

They pretend that sprinkling water on someone baptizes them. They might as well be Catlicks in that regard.

They are so inbred I'm surprised we don't see two headed midgets with tentacles for legs driving their slow moving carts.

Furthermore, those traffic halting wagon tires tear up the asphalt, meaning the Amish are intentionally destroying the highways that they don't even pay taxes to build and maintain! They darned sure aren't out there knitting us new roads and throwing up turnpikes in twenty four hours, either. It is as if they want to deliberately destroy American infrastructure.

Most disgusting of all, and undeniable proof they hate America, you never, ever see an Amish soldier. Even two headed tentacle midgets can fire a rifle!

Evil Rating 14/10 for being America hating midget cowards.

[Basilissa]

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The Amish are hypocrites. They don't drive, but beg their Christian neigbors to take them to a store in the city. (Apparently, they don't care that the driver will be burning in Hell - according to their false doctrine, anyway).

They are totally xenophobic. Avoiding people of lesser races, that's one thing, but the Amish avoid everybody, even God fearing White Christian folks.

They are arrogant. They look at everybody as if only they were going to Heaven and everybody else was going to Hell. It's such an unchristian behavior, it's unbelievable.

Rated 16/10 on the Evil scale.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Anyone who raises their sons to be scared of joining the Armed Forces is a coward and a traitor.

God Bless America!

[AJ-music]

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Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?

[Des]

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Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?

No my friend, those filthy Amish are no joke. They are very real. Real, and pocketless.

[Witch Hammer]

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Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?

There is nothing funny about sin, dirtbag!

[AJ-music]

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How do you feel about midgets?

[Witch Hammer]

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How do you feel about midgets?

I'll tell you how God and I both feel about midgets:

Leviticus 21:17-24

Why do you ask, has Our Lord cursed you thusly?

[Witch Hammer]

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More evidence that the Amish are perverts who long to be handcuffed, thrown violently into an iron cage, and brutally sodomized by large negroes for the rest of their natural lives.

[Tyler the witch]

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Anyone who raises their sons to be scared of joining the Armed Forces is a coward and a traitor.

God Bless America!

Amen to that!!


Their arrogant self-centered lifestyle, hatred for everything American, insistence on keeping a beard on their faces and refusal to join mainstream American society makes me wonder if they're secretly Islamic terrorists in disguise. I'd put their level of evil right up there with Obama and the rest of his jihadist dogs...

[Cranky Old Man]

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I don't see the need for a scale. Either you are a good person who obeys the Bible for 100% and you will go to Heaven or you are evil and you will burn in Hell. God made only two options there, good or evil.

The Amish will surely burn in Hell just like the Roman Catholics, the Mormons, the Church of Christ members, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Lutherans, the Pentecostals, the Russian Orthodox Church members, the Muslims, the Atheists, the Flying Spaghetti Maniacs, the Obama voters, the Disney worshippers and the Minecraft players.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Aimish are so rotten with queers in their ranks that they're all stumbling over each other to get on the liberal talk shows. Makes me sick. You sure won't see and True Christians(tm) going all fruity like that.

[Thomas Helwys]

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Reading through this list of the evils of the Amish it makes me wonder why our political leaders don't realize that the Amish are a hot bed of terrorism right here in America!?!?

I say it's time to strike first before they can! Just as Joshua was instructed by the sweet Baby Jesus to do our leaders should do now to the Amish!
1 Samuel 15:3

3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


And if we do that the Amish girly men will have nothing to have sexual perversions with as well. That will make America a more Godly country!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Reading through this list of the evils of the Amish it makes me wonder why our political leaders don't realize that the Amish are a hot bed of terrorism right here in America!?!?

As the godly David Duke pointed out a realgious fundamentalists with a beard is a terrorist. The Amish are nothing more that than ISIS front door into America.