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  • the meek
    Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
    • Jan 2015
    • 36

    #1

    For the love of God

    I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
    With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
    I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22834

    #2
    Re: For the love of God

    How does this affect your Salvation? Bible book, chapter, and verse, please.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12911

      #3
      Re: For the love of God

      Originally posted by the meek View Post
      I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
      With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
      I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
      Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: For the love of God

        Originally posted by the meek View Post
        I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
        With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
        I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
        What kind of an introduction is that?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10049

          #5
          Re: For the love of God

          Well you certainly aren't meek about coming on here and getting people to think dirty thoughts about dirty body parts!
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          • the meek
            Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
            • Jan 2015
            • 36

            #6
            Re: For the love of God

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.
            This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
            Love and peace

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #7
              Re: For the love of God

              Interesting tastes you have there, friend:


              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Hank Williams
              Farm Emo
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Johnny Cash
              Farm Emo
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Ray Charles
              Negro
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Curtis Mayfield
              Negro
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Sienfeld
              Jewish
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Woody Allen
              Very Jewish
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Andy Warhol
              Sodomite
              Originally posted by the meek View Post
              Robert Maplethorp
              Extreme Sodomite
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: For the love of God

                Mr. Meek, you are a strange bird indeed. I believe that your language skills are likely lacking. Your understanding of American is minimal and you have learned what little you know from the godless English who come to your country for a cheap vacation, Spain being the Mexico of Europe. This difficulty is causing confusion in our ranks as to whether you are here to vex us or you are just plain stupid. Will you please make clear your intentions?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Vessel of Christ
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 74

                  #9
                  Re: For the love of God

                  Originally posted by the meek View Post
                  This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
                  Love and peace
                  Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals
                  Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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                  • Karameek
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2016
                    • 40

                    #10
                    Re: For the love of God

                    Originally posted by Vessel of Christ View Post
                    Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals
                    Amen! Hellywood is a haven for sin.


                    John 3:8 - He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                    Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit to your own husbands, as it is fitting in the Lord.

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                    • GoldenShower
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2016
                      • 72

                      #11
                      Re: For the love of God

                      There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others

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                      • Elmer G. White
                        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                         
                        • Apr 2014
                        • 10256

                        #12
                        Re: For the love of God

                        Originally posted by GoldenShower View Post
                        There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others
                        Dear Mr. Shower,

                        The scholars disagree.

                        1. The atheist/false Christian scholars have published highly-cited and appreciated works since the early 20th century that not only mention the American language but where this most perfect of tongues is the principal subject!



                        In fact, whole University Departments concentrate on the study of this magnificent idiom!



                        2. As the first versions of the Bible were written in the vernacular of that day (Jooish or the language of the Grease nations), the actual word "America" is not mentioned there. However, we have good reasons to believe that American was the "language of the heart and soul" that Jesus had in mind when the Bible was originally authored.



                        However, the actual concept of the Godly US of A, of America, is explicitly mentioned in the Epistles:

                        1 Peter 2:9

                        But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

                        These words must refer to America. Hence, once again, your claims collapse.




                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        • Karameek
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2016
                          • 40

                          #13
                          Re: For the love of God

                          Originally posted by Vessel of Christ View Post
                          Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals

                          Spot on re: Seinfeld and Hellywood
                          Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit to your own husbands, as it is fitting in the Lord.

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                          • the meek
                            Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
                            • Jan 2015
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Re: For the love of God

                            You are all using English you foolish septics.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12911

                              #15
                              Re: For the love of God

                              Originally posted by the meek View Post
                              You are all using English you foolish septics.
                              1. I don't know what God-forsaken dialect you're using, but your word of "septic" seems to differ from the American meaning of this word (= a drainage system using a septic tank).

                              2. We're not speaking English. I listen to BBC sometimes, and here in the Godly American Midwest I do not hear anyone speaking like that. Here are just a few differences listed.

                              3. Have you even bothered to read Brother Elmer's excellent dissertation on this subject just a few posts above?
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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