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  • The most pathetic dopehead
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2008
    • 30

    #1

    Do you ever think?

    Do any of you ever think that the reason that the many people here who preach that certain people should be killed is that you people too are dead? You are dead on the inside. You simply want people to join you in your death.
    Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!
  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #2
    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most high God View Post
    Do any of you ever think that the reason that the many people here who preach that certain people should be killed is that you people too are dead? You are dead on the inside. You simply want people to join you in your death.
    What are you talking about? Are you some kind of pseudopsychology person? We preach that certain people should be killed because the Bible tells us to. We don't need any other reason.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Do you ever think?

      Originally posted by The most high dopehead View Post
      Do any of you ever think that the reason that the many people here who preach that certain people should be killed is that you people too are dead? You are dead on the inside. You simply want people to join you in your death.
      Don't be silly. These people should be killed because our Loving Savior Jesus wants them killed. Jesus has already gave me a guarantee of life eternal or my money back.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Do you ever think?

        What does a dopehead know about anything? Who do you think will listen to your inane babblings?

        We follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, inscribed by Him on each and every page of the Holy Bible. I suggest that you put down the drugs, take a bath, get a haircut, find a job, and study God's Holy Word each and every day.

        Until then, no one is likely to pay any attention to you, boy.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • The most pathetic dopehead
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2008
          • 30

          #5
          Re: Do you ever think?

          Pastor Ezekiels avatar makes him look like a serial killing meth head.
          Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #6
            Re: Do you ever think?

            Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
            Do any of you ever think that the reason that the many people here who preach that certain people should be killed is that you people too are dead? You are dead on the inside. You simply want people to join you in your death.
            Jesus has conquered death, for the True Christian
            , there is Eternal Life.

            It is yourself that is spiritually dead – you need to accept Baby Jesus into your heart and soul to replace that hate and envy.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Brother Terrence
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              Forum Member
              • Oct 2008
              • 103

              #7
              Re: Do you ever think?

              It speaks volumes to me that after 1 simple post by you, and several well thought out, contrite, and enlightening posts by my True Christian brothers, that you would totally abandon your initial thoughts, and attack our esteemed Pastor. A Pastor by the way, who shares many outward characteristics of the faux god Zeus, or perhaps Atlas.
              DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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              • The most pathetic dopehead
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2008
                • 30

                #8
                Re: Do you ever think?

                I have been saved for about twelve ears.
                Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889

                  #9
                  Re: Do you ever think?

                  Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
                  I have been saved for about twelve ears.
                  The number of ears you have is of no consequence. From your posts, I doubt that you have ever smelled Salvation, let alone accepted it.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • The most pathetic dopehead
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 30

                    #10
                    Re: Do you ever think?

                    So, you know my standing with God? Last time I checked, the on two who know where I stand with God are him and me. Not you.
                    Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!

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                    • Mr. Seth Cochran
                      On Parole
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 753

                      #11
                      Re: Do you ever think?

                      Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
                      Pastor Ezekiels avatar makes him look like a serial killing meth head.
                      How dare you attack our Godly Pastor! I'll have you know that he's the only person responsible for my current status in life. I'm closer to Jesus than I've ever been and he's the person that guided me there. You're nothing more than an idiotic, crack-addicted, dope head here to criticize our Lord Jesus Christ and his servants with baseless accusations and inane babble! Did you think that when you attacked the character of such a Godly man, I'd take that sitting down? You have no clue what you're talking about you wretched sinner! Without the mercy of the Pastors here, especially that of Pastor Ezekiel, you would have been banned before you signed up! You owe him big time just for letting you stick around and spew your Satanic garbage! Get the hence, sinner!!

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22889

                        #12
                        Re: Do you ever think?

                        Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
                        So, you know my standing with God? Last time I checked, the on two who know where I stand with God are him and me. Not you.
                        He and I would be correct. The verb "to be" takes the nominative case. Pronouns in Reference to God are capitalized.

                        You may claim you have many ears, you may claim you are Saved, to the objective outside observer, all that we have is your posts. Posts which seem filled with insult, invective and hate - hardly the actions of a True Christian.

                        Furthermore, I have no idea how you went about being Saved, what level of acceptance you gave to Jesus. For all I know, it might be whilst staggering out of some cat-house, high on drugs, filled with alcohol and from the gutter saying, "Oh God, save me!"

                        I think you must try and make your mark at Landover.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • The most pathetic dopehead
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 30

                          #13
                          Re: Do you ever think?

                          Oh came on, twas a joke. I have been called similar and worse things jokingly before and I luaghed at the jokes. In fact, I have a habbit of making fun of people that I like and respect. And often times, if people like or respect me they will make fun of me too. Tis all in good fun.
                          Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
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                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Do you ever think?

                            Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
                            I have been saved for about twelve ears.
                            Your posts are getting cornier by the minute, friend.
                            Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
                            Oh came on, twas a joke. I have been called similar and worse things jokingly before and I luaghed at the jokes. In fact, I have a habbit of making fun of people that I like and respect. And often times, if people like or respect me they will make fun of me too. Tis all in good fun.
                            Yes, they like and/or respect you. Keep telling yourself that, friend, and someday you'll believe it.

                            Now, getting back to your original post -- you know, in the thread you yourself derailed?

                            You claim we are all dead inside. Dead to sin, perhaps. Dead to the evil of this world, indeed. But we are ALIVE in Christ, and He is our guiding light!

                            Don't you also wish to cast aside sins of fornication, sodomy, polyculture, wearing of blended fabrics, and living in a house without parapets? Don't you want to live a pure and Godly life, as we do?

                            Then, and only then, you can join us in Heaven, praising and servicing God without ceasing for all eternity!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • The most pathetic dopehead
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 30

                              #15
                              Re: Do you ever think?

                              Seriously, I have been saved for about twelve Years. I love Jesus the Christ and I know he loves me. I also know that I am where I should be with him. I can assuredly say that If I were to go toes up today that I would go to be with God for eternity. God has given me that assurance.
                              Barack Obama will be president in 2008 and 2012!

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