There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

[Nobar King]

Sam Kekovich describes what's wrong with the way Aussies celebrate Australia Day:

I can sure understand why he is so upset. I wouldn't want to be an Australian, either.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

And you know how much they like shrimp! Any country that eats bugs is unsavable!

[HTannor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Too bad that ozzie doesn't know how to speak American. If he could I might have understood more of what he was saying.

I distinctly heard him mention Barbie at least twice. Do you suppose he plays with dolls?

[James Hutchins]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Well, any country that close to Germany and Italy is bound to be a problem.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Many people don't know but the Australian flag is a tribute to Satan.



First off, stars are predominant in occult symbolism. Look at a Wiccan and Satanic pentagram for example. Other sky objects, such as the sun (sun-worshipping Japs) or the moon (terrorist countries) are featured on the flags of Godless nations.

Now some may say that means the U.S. Flag is Satanic too because of the fifty stars. But these aren't celestial stars, these are the shapes known as "stars". A star shape is five-pointed, but these Godless Australians put some kind of devil-inspired seven-pointed star all over the flag.

Notice there are SIX stars...a reference to 666.

The constellation is the "southern cross", which is a twisted version of the Christian Cross, just like the upside down crosses that Satanists use.

Finally, the reason why they call their land "down under" is because Hell is "down under" as well.

[James Hutchins]

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You know, I always felt those stars on their flag made me uncomfortable, now I know why!

[HTannor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Excellent analysis, Rev. Jim.

What with all that time you spend counselling young ladies and caring for little Niglets, one sits in awe of your time management skills. Toss in your keen analytical mind, and it is little wonder why you have attained your exalted status.

[Noah Dint]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

There is just something literally "freaky" about those people.

Look at this carnival side-show poster given to me from my Grandfather Pastor Noah Dint.



They have been considered freaks for hundreds of years.

-ND

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Many people don't know but the Australian flag is a tribute to Satan.

At first I could not believe it, then...

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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At first I could not believe it, then...

Dear God, the stars align perfectly with the devil's face!

[Lars Thorwald]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Many people don't know but the Australian flag is a tribute to Satan.



First off, stars are predominant in occult symbolism. Look at a Wiccan and Satanic pentagram for example. Other sky objects, such as the sun (sun-worshipping Japs) or the moon (terrorist countries) are featured on the flags of Godless nations.

Now some may say that means the U.S. Flag is Satanic too because of the fifty stars. But these aren't celestial stars, these are the shapes known as "stars". A star shape is five-pointed, but these Godless Australians put some kind of devil-inspired seven-pointed star all over the flag.

Notice there are SIX stars...a reference to 666.

The constellation is the "southern cross", which is a twisted version of the Christian Cross, just like the upside down crosses that Satanists use.

Finally, the reason why they call their land "down under" is because Hell is "down under" as well.

The six stars stand for the six provinces of Australia. Australia is called: "The Land Down Under" because it is just under the equator. The moon is beautiful, she gives us light and at night and her tides clean the oceans. Also the moon stabilizes the earth thus preventing the earth from wobbling out of control. That would cause our climate to kill us all. Even the bible says that God:"Created a greater light to rules the day(the sun) and a lesser light to rules the night(the moon).

[HTannor]

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More ranting and raving from yet another unfortunate offspring from the cross-breeding between aborigines and kangaroos.

[FadingAway]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Well, any country that close to Germany and Italy is bound to be a problem.

Australia is not even close to Italy or Germany......are you actually serious?

[SemperFi]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Many people don't know but the Australian flag is a tribute to Satan.



First off, stars are predominant in occult symbolism. Look at a Wiccan and Satanic pentagram for example. Other sky objects, such as the sun (sun-worshipping Japs) or the moon (terrorist countries) are featured on the flags of Godless nations.

Now some may say that means the U.S. Flag is Satanic too because of the fifty stars. But these aren't celestial stars, these are the shapes known as "stars". A star shape is five-pointed, but these Godless Australians put some kind of devil-inspired seven-pointed star all over the flag.

Notice there are SIX stars...a reference to 666.

The constellation is the "southern cross", which is a twisted version of the Christian Cross, just like the upside down crosses that Satanists use.

Finally, the reason why they call their land "down under" is because Hell is "down under" as well.

Woah woah woah. Hold on. OK. Now we know Australians can be damn lazy sometimes. And they might not have the most Christian or even religious population on the planet. But that doesn't mean we Americans can say that they are the worst people on the planet!

But first things first. Australia. Population: 21 000 000. Location: South East Asia. Climate: Temperate-hot. Diverse population; multicultural.

Now Australia was first formed as a penal colony and was then further colonized under British rule. The majority of people in Australia can thus be termed as most likely Caucasian/Anglosaxon.
Now I hope you have got a picture of what the Down Under is actually like. Australians are mostly nice and very uplifting to be around. They are not freaks (Noah Dint that is from... the 1800s, yes? They were mostly convicts then. Convicts were considered freaks. Things have changed - stop thinking time'll roll back 200 years.).

Now. As Lars has already pointed out (and subsequently been snuffed as a 'cross breed') in NO way is the Australian, or any other developed nations, flag a tribute to Satan. This is similar to drawing a comparison between Christianity and Scientology - Osborne, you are drawing a VERY long bow indeed. The Southern Cross is a constellation. A star constellation. It is only seen in the south. Thus it seems suitable to have their flag represent their position in the world. In the South.

You say also that, "these Godless Australians put some kind of devil-inspired seven-pointed star all over the flag." Seven, if you were not aware, is God's holy number. How this could be taken as devil inspired and not divine inspiration? If anything it represents a Christian belief.

And look up your history (Wikipedia does the trick) - Down Under is referring to the fact that Australia is completely in the Southern Hemisphere and as far as I am aware has no relation to Hell whatsoever.

Now I'm not flaming you. I am simply raising a differing view then yours. I find it necessary to say this to discuss anything here.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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And look up your history (Wikipedia does the trick) - Down Under is referring to the fact that Australia is completely in the Southern Hemisphere and as far as I am aware has no relation to Hell whatsoever.

Take it from one who lives in the Southern Hemisphere -- it is Hell, Hell on earth.

The Good Lord knew what He was doing when He nicknamed Australia "Down Under"! As for New Zealand, it is so insignificant it doesn't even warrant a nickname; a pimple on the backside of Australia.