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LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth
Friends, with Satan's birthday coming up, we should all be aware of the increase in Satanic activity that causes. While I am sure that no True Christians™ will be letting their children partake of this wicked day's festivities, my message is to anyone who think it is alright to let their children go begging at stranger's houses. As an ex-goth, I am going to walk you through a typical Halloween through their point of view. Now, this will unfortunately be unavoidably graphic, so any women or children reading this may want close their browsers. For the rest of you, remember, I tell you this not to sicken or horrify you, but to better help you understand the dangers of this day.
Now, your typical goth will wake up rather early on Halloween (or Samhain, as they call it), probably around 2 pm, as she will have a lot of work to do before children start arriving at her house. She will start her day off by enjoying a breakfast of strange herbs and illegal drugs, then "m"ing while cursing the name of Jesus. She will then get dressed in her typical, every-day attire (as it should be enough to trick any unsuspecting children into thinking she is wearing a costume) and call her gothic friends to join her at her house. She will then get out the animal blood she has been saving from a ritualistic sacrifice and paint pentagrams on the floor. Then she will prepare the Helloween candy she will be giving out.
A photo of the candy children should expect to receive from a goth's house
By now, her gothic friends should have started to arrive. They will probably have some time before trick-or-treaters start arriving, so they will spend it by summoning demons, playing Dungeons and Dragons and doing perverted sex acts with each other. However, when the children start to arrive, the real horrors begin. When a child asks for some candy, the goth will ask the child to swear their eternal soul over to the service of Satan. All who agree will get a Snickers bar. All who refuse will get abducted and tied up. Again, while waiting for more children to arrive, the goths will go back to their demon summoning, perverted sex acts, and Dungeons and Dragons.
This will go on until it gets to be a little bit later, and the older children and teenagers will start to arrive. The goths will still be handing out candy to people who swear fealty to Satan, but they will also throw in some homosexual acts to "sweeten the deal" as it were. But the goths will not abduct the larger teenagers who refuse to sell their immortal soul for a candy bar, as they are generally weak and malaise-ridden individuals. Instead, they will just give act like they were joking and give them some specially injected drug candy.
Once people stop showing up at her house, the real fun begins. The goths will have something called a "LAN" party and play a video game called Doom (this being the official goth game) while listening to vile bands like The Cure. They will then have a wild sex orgy, which culminates in the sacrifice of all the good Christian children they abducted that night. They will then eat the hearts, which they will surely have garnished with a fine glaze of illegal drugs, and spend the rest of the night winding down with some more demon summoning, D&D and perverted sex acts. Once her goth friends leave, our typical goth will probably have a few more drugs, "m" again while blaspheming the Lord, and go to sleep with the vile satisfaction of more souls tainted with her evil.
Now, let me remind you that though the above post was surely horrifying, I hope it has served its purpose in convincing you to keep your children locked on Halloween night. If your child inadvertently asks for candy at a goth's house, these things WILL happen.
Praise Glory I have found the Bible and will be spending MY Halloween reading scripture.
Now, your typical goth will wake up rather early on Halloween (or Samhain, as they call it), probably around 2 pm, as she will have a lot of work to do before children start arriving at her house. She will start her day off by enjoying a breakfast of strange herbs and illegal drugs, then "m"ing while cursing the name of Jesus. She will then get dressed in her typical, every-day attire (as it should be enough to trick any unsuspecting children into thinking she is wearing a costume) and call her gothic friends to join her at her house. She will then get out the animal blood she has been saving from a ritualistic sacrifice and paint pentagrams on the floor. Then she will prepare the Helloween candy she will be giving out.
A photo of the candy children should expect to receive from a goth's house
By now, her gothic friends should have started to arrive. They will probably have some time before trick-or-treaters start arriving, so they will spend it by summoning demons, playing Dungeons and Dragons and doing perverted sex acts with each other. However, when the children start to arrive, the real horrors begin. When a child asks for some candy, the goth will ask the child to swear their eternal soul over to the service of Satan. All who agree will get a Snickers bar. All who refuse will get abducted and tied up. Again, while waiting for more children to arrive, the goths will go back to their demon summoning, perverted sex acts, and Dungeons and Dragons.
This will go on until it gets to be a little bit later, and the older children and teenagers will start to arrive. The goths will still be handing out candy to people who swear fealty to Satan, but they will also throw in some homosexual acts to "sweeten the deal" as it were. But the goths will not abduct the larger teenagers who refuse to sell their immortal soul for a candy bar, as they are generally weak and malaise-ridden individuals. Instead, they will just give act like they were joking and give them some specially injected drug candy.
Once people stop showing up at her house, the real fun begins. The goths will have something called a "LAN" party and play a video game called Doom (this being the official goth game) while listening to vile bands like The Cure. They will then have a wild sex orgy, which culminates in the sacrifice of all the good Christian children they abducted that night. They will then eat the hearts, which they will surely have garnished with a fine glaze of illegal drugs, and spend the rest of the night winding down with some more demon summoning, D&D and perverted sex acts. Once her goth friends leave, our typical goth will probably have a few more drugs, "m" again while blaspheming the Lord, and go to sleep with the vile satisfaction of more souls tainted with her evil.
Now, let me remind you that though the above post was surely horrifying, I hope it has served its purpose in convincing you to keep your children locked on Halloween night. If your child inadvertently asks for candy at a goth's house, these things WILL happen.
Praise Glory I have found the Bible and will be spending MY Halloween reading scripture.
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