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  • God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

    We all know how God punishes those that ignore His Holy Bible! Countries like Japan, Haiti and Iceland, who spend most of their time on mocking God and raping innocent children, got smited over and over until they got the message. For all those filthy filthy gays, God invented AIDS.

    Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    And now God has decided to solve the growing problem of cucumber sluts. As is well known from the gigantic German porn industry, Germany has the most cucumber sluts. So obviously God hit Germany the hardest!

    E. coli outbreak in Germany: Women more affected
    One of the mysteries about the outbreak of the particularly vicious strain of E. coli is that most of the victims have been women. In most outbreaks, the victims are children because they have not developed the immune system to fight off the food poisoning - but in the German case, it is adults and female adults, in particular.
    Country: Germany.
    Action: Consumers told not to eat cucumbers, lettuces and raw tomatoes. 1,150 cases of E.coli confirmed; 14 deaths.
    God will kill this filthy German cucumber slut:
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-03-2011, 09:17 AM. Reason: Added more sluts
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

    I am glad we never have vegetables! #Romans 14:2
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

      Just another example of woman whoring themselves with penis shaped objects. No wonder God smites them.

      Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them” (Ezekiel 16:17).


      I think some men may have been affected by this as well, they must have been fags. Sickening.

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      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

        To be on the safe side, i don't eat bananas too.
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

          the nazi whores had it coming for a long time


          praise jesus !
          Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

          Romans 14:1
          As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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          • #6
            Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post


            That's not how you eat a cucumber!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              We all know how God punishes those that ignore His Holy Bible! Countries like Japan, Haiti and Iceland, who spend most of their time on mocking God and raping innocent children, got smited over and over until they got the message. For all those filthy filthy gays, God invented AIDS.

              Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

              And now God has decided to solve the growing problem of cucumber sluts. As is well known from the gigantic German porn industry, Germany has the most cucumber sluts. So obviously God hit Germany the hardest!

              E. coli outbreak in Germany: Women more affected God will kill this filthy German cucumber slut:
              It's wrong to think about, I know; but I didn't know that was even possible. Surely, she'd have thrown up eventually!

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                Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That's not how you eat a cucumber!
                I thought she was trying to pull out her tongue.

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                • #9
                  Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  I thought she was trying to pull out her tongue.

                  Rather cucumbersome looking whatever it is she's doing there.

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                    Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                    Does anyone know the name of that poor German girl? I would like to do some internet research on exactly what happened to her.

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                    • #11
                      Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                      Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                      Does anyone know the name of that poor German girl? I would like to do some internet research on exactly what happened to her.
                      It's a Miss 'Goebbels' I think...

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                        Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        That's not how you eat a cucumber!
                        poor retard...doesn't know how to eat cucumber

                        and when i said poor. I meant that she cant afford clothes
                        Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

                        Romans 14:1
                        As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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                          Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                          It is no coincidence that these pervert German women who use cucumbers for sinful self-satisfaction sexual purposes ALSO become a target smiting by God. This is God's wakeup call to Germany. Yes, He acknowledges they may have done a little sinning during World War II and the Holocaust, but using cucumbers for masturbatory purposes GREATLY OFFENDS HIM and He will strike down the whole country to get His point across!

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                          • #14
                            Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            We all know how God punishes those that ignore His Holy Bible! Countries like Japan, Haiti and Iceland, who spend most of their time on mocking God and raping innocent children, got smited over and over until they got the message. For all those filthy filthy gays, God invented AIDS.

                            Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

                            And now God has decided to solve the growing problem of cucumber sluts. As is well known from the gigantic German porn industry, Germany has the most cucumber sluts. So obviously God hit Germany the hardest!

                            E. coli outbreak in Germany: Women more affected God will kill this filthy German cucumber slut:
                            To be honest I still don't think they got the message. These people are ignoring God's warnings. Cucumbers... So sick.

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                              Re: God kills filthy German cucumber whores!

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              I am glad we never have vegetables! #Romans 14:2
                              Cucumber is a fruit.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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