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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

    I'm tired of hearing about these homos mouthing their idol Lady Gaga and saying they are "born that way". They're not. It's a choice. Everybody that is gay chooses to be gay.

    But, then they say, "Do you choose to be straight?" Well, actually....Yes. Yes, I do. Every morning I wake up and say "I'm going to be straight. I'm going to follow what God commands of us and be attracted to women." I choose whether or not to be gay or straight.

    Sometimes, I'll see a shirtless, well-built young man of twenty and think to myself "Mmmm, I wanna piece of that.". But, that is not me thinking. That is Satan thinking. He's so deceptive he makes it sound like his thoughts are my thoughts. So I have to remind myself I'm not really attracted to this young man and that it's simply Satan doing his usual deceptive game.

    And do I indulge myself in homosexual activities? No! Because I choose not to. And I choose to ignore the constant cravings for nubile young men because I know that's unnatural and sinful. I choose to ignore it and I choose to focus my mind on young, curvy women who can make babies.

    So let's put this "It's not a choice, you're just born that way" argument to rest. I'm sure my fellow TC™ brothers would agree with my feelings.

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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #2
    Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

    Amen to that Reverend. It is definitely a choice. If I see an attractive young man I could easily fantasise about being held in his big strong protective arms, the smell of his sweat as I am being held close. I may never want him to let me go as I look up into his dreamy eyes.

    However I chose not to think that way. I make a conscious decision every day to find my wife attractive and just get on with it. Men who stare at another man in tight leather trousers and admire the curve of his firm young buttocks are doing it by choice.

    YIC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

      Reverend Jim, thank you for bringing this up.

      As many of you know, I fell into the sodomite deathstyle for a couple of years after a prostate exam that went horribly, horribly wrong. It was only the help of a local Pastor and the sweet words of Our Savior Jesus Christ as spelled out in the 1611 KJV Bible that dragged me out of that semen-filled gutter.

      There are times now when I notice a strapping young lad and think back on the many times I was violated by someone like him, sometimes several times in a row, and I ask myself, would you go back to that? Would you want that heated coupling between two strong, virile men?

      NO WAY!



      YiC,

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

        I have never had a gay thought in my life, even when I am hanging out in gay bars studying the homosexual deathstyle firsthand, which I do every weekend. Sometimes Satan implants a thought in my head: "why don't you just give up studying homers for a while, go home and get some sleep," but I remain vigilant, listening to their strange music, watching the horrible way they grind on eachother with huge throbbing erections, until closing time.

        But that is why I am spearheading the A.S.S.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

          It's simple
          • Atheism is choice
          • Gay is a choice

          No difference.

          I will challenge ANYBODY to show me a single instance were some gay guy had a GUN put in his mouth and was FORCED to be gay. And your story better be detailed, 400 words AND pictures of the incident, preferably video, or you are lying.

          Come on, show me!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Amen to that Reverend. It is definitely a choice. If I see an attractive young man I could easily fantasise about being held in his big strong protective arms, the smell of his sweat as I am being held close. I may never want him to let me go as I look up into his dreamy eyes.
            That's quite strong of you, Brother Jack. I admire your intestinal fortitude.

            I, myself, have a problem somewhat the opposite. In my youth I never even realized there was a choice to be made.

            How well I recall at age six looking at little Susie who lived in the single wide next door. I recall wondering what "hers" looked like and decided to work out a swap of sorts.

            So we exchanged quick peeks inside the tool (no pun intended) shed at the back of the lot. I rather enjoyed the look of that smooth skin and my path forward was much easier than yours. I was banging everything in sight enjoying interpersonal relationships from about age 13 and on.

            Now, this is where our experiences neatly coincide. Many stapping young lads appear in front of my bench. I see them looking up admiringly at me, their lips quivering, lust in their eyes. I ignore their silent advances and usually give them 60 to 90 days to reflect upon their lust.

            I then bring them back to my court and have my law clerks, Dolly and Dotty, the Dingle sisters, dressed in a way that is usually frowned upon by less experienced jurists, take their time reading the trial manuscripts, while showing all those little perps more than they can handle while still in shackles. The poor lads, having spent all that time as boy toys while in stir, quickly renounce their queer ways and go forth as free persons.

            I call it "tough love" and it works.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              It's simple
              • Atheism is choice
              • Gay is a choice

              No difference.

              I will challenge ANYBODY to show me a single instance were some gay guy had a GUN put in his mouth and was FORCED to be gay. And your story better be detailed, 400 words AND pictures of the incident, preferably video, or you are lying.

              Come on, show me!
              I'd like to see that too.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'd like to see that too.
                And we WANT to know what made you gay!
                • Leather Biker gang caught you hitching hiking
                • Butch high school gym teacher made you stay late
                • Prison cellmate
                • Drill instructor

                WE DEMAND DETAILS!

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • The Disciple
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 74

                  #9
                  Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                  The thought of getting bum aids certainly ended my thoughts of ever getting involved with Homers.

                  Its the obvious choice.
                  Exod.22

                  " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #10
                    Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                    Homosexuals are gay.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • FallenAngel15
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 104

                      #11
                      Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      I'm tired of hearing about these homos mouthing their idol Lady Gaga and saying they are "born that way". They're not. It's a choice. Everybody that is gay chooses to be gay.

                      But, then they say, "Do you choose to be straight?" Well, actually....Yes. Yes, I do. Every morning I wake up and say "I'm going to be straight. I'm going to follow what God commands of us and be attracted to women." I choose whether or not to be gay or straight.

                      Sometimes, I'll see a shirtless, well-built young man of twenty and think to myself "Mmmm, I wanna piece of that.". But, that is not me thinking. That is Satan thinking. He's so deceptive he makes it sound like his thoughts are my thoughts. So I have to remind myself I'm not really attracted to this young man and that it's simply Satan doing his usual deceptive game.

                      And do I indulge myself in homosexual activities? No! Because I choose not to. And I choose to ignore the constant cravings for nubile young men because I know that's unnatural and sinful. I choose to ignore it and I choose to focus my mind on young, curvy women who can make babies.

                      So let's put this "It's not a choice, you're just born that way" argument to rest. I'm sure my fellow TC™ brothers would agree with my feelings.

                      It is not a choice!!!!!
                      Being gay is genetic do some REAL research NOT your dumb fairytale book!!!

                      But oh my GOD LADY GAGA IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!!!! GOD SHE ROCKS!!!!!
                      I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS NWAY BITCHZ!!!!

                      Ooh there ain't no other way, baby I was born this way!

                      I love the Mother Monster.
                      Xena Warrior Princess, she can save me anytime!!!

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                      • FallenAngel15
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 104

                        #12
                        Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                        My girlfriend saw my last post and pointed out I was indeed wrong.
                        Lady GaGa is the second most amazing person on the planet, the first being my girlfriend!


                        No matter gay, straight or BI, Lesbian, Transgender life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive.



                        (However GaGa is very hot! NO one can deny that!)
                        Ooh there ain't no other way, baby I was born this way!

                        I love the Mother Monster.
                        Xena Warrior Princess, she can save me anytime!!!

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                        • Humongous
                          Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 263

                          #13
                          Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                          AMen!

                          I never understood why a woman would want to 69 with a another woman when they is handsome strong men out there like Peytin Manning to 69 with? ANd why would a man want to 69 with another man when they is True Christian™ beauties out there, not unlike my own self, with quivering fleshfolds crying out to be spelunked! Hoowee, praise God, I need a bath!

                          yic
                          Genesis 1:24
                          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                            Originally posted by FallenAngel15 View Post
                            It is not a choice!!!!!
                            Being gay is genetic do some REAL research NOT your dumb fairytale book!!!

                            But oh my GOD LADY GAGA IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!!!! GOD SHE ROCKS!!!!!
                            I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS NWAY BITCHZ!!!!

                            In that case, look to Lady Gaygay to save you from eternal damnation. Then send us a postcard to let us know how that works out for you. Oh, that's right: Postcards would burn in the lake of fire.
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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #15
                              Re: Being Gay is a CHOICE: End of Discussion

                              Originally posted by FallenAngel15 View Post
                              My girlfriend saw my last post and pointed out I was indeed wrong.
                              Lady GaGa is the second most amazing person on the planet, the first being my girlfriend!


                              No matter gay, straight or BI, Lesbian, Transgender life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive.



                              (However GaGa is very hot! NO one can deny that!)
                              So what is it going to be next? How about peodo's? I'm sure that they think they were born that way? What are we going to allow next , Peodo Pride day? Catholic priests dancing and blowing whistles on the back of trucks through Rome?

                              Where will the perversion stop?

                              "No matter gay, straight or BI, Lesbian, Transgender life, Peodo, Necrophiliac, dog fiddler, sheep shagger, I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!!."
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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