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    HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

    HAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!

    Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Doris Day
    Mike Wallace
    Larry King
    Ronnie Biggs
    Ernest Borgnine
    Dick Clark
    Whitney Houston
    Kirk Douglas
    Etta James
    Bradley Manning
    Olivia deHavilland
    Don Pardo
    Jerry Sandusky
    Pope Benedict
    Oscar Niemeyer
    Lauren Bacall
    Lil Wayne
    Bono
    Annette Funicello
    William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.


    Who do you think will be on board?




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    Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

    Justin Bieber
    Justin Timberlake
    Lady Ga-Ga
    Lady Antebellum
    Emma Watson
    Emma Stone
    Emma Roberts
    Zach Efron
    Zach Galafianakis
    Jesse Eisenberg
    Jessica Simpson
    Taylor Lautner
    Taylor Swift

    and Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in a murder-murder-suicide
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    • #3
      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

      Regis Philbin
      Michael Douglas
      Candy Spelling
      Tiger Woods
      Chaz Bono
      The Pope
      Don Johnson
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

        My GOD, Sister Daisy, if that graphic is posted, the un$avED will come crowding into the station like Black Friday/Dawn of the Dead and be spilling off onto the tracks!

        I vote Patrick Swayze. Let's dig him up and make Sure he's really Dead and either way, put him back on again. Make him ride in the caboose this time, too

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        • #5
          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

          Hopefully that liberal false Christian Fred Phelps will be gracing Hell with his presence this year.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • #6
            Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

            I have to make 2 deathstyle choices as 1st class passengers. The limpwristed George Micheal and the hedonistic Sheen boy, young Charlie. If either of them make it thru the summer then there was a deal made with satan.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • #7
              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

              I'm praying fervently for Leonard Nimoy to be flung kicking and screaming into the fiery pits of hell.
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • #8
                Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                Axl Rose (AIDS)
                Rosie O'Donnell (Obesity)
                Alf (Nitrogen Deprivation)
                Justin Bieber (Anorexia Nervosa)
                Hannah Montana (stoned with stones)
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #9
                  Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                  Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees. I hope doesn't stay alive.

                  I hope God strikes Warren Buffet with cancer too.
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                  • #10
                    Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                    Ravi Shankar (foreign rockandroller)
                    Phyllis Diller (whore)
                    Kitty Wells (whore)
                    Ernest Borgnine (joo)
                    Andy Griffith (Ultra Liberal)
                    Donna Summer (nigra whore)
                    Dick Clark (rockandroll pusher)
                    Davey Jones (monkey)
                    Whitney Houston (nigra whore)
                    Etta James (nigra whore)
                    Johnny Otis (masturbationist)
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                      That is one terrific image! I maight have to take that for my computer background!

                      ANyway,

                      Lindsay Lohan (self destructive)
                      Seleena Gomez (at least one weirdo admits to stalking her, how many more are not talking?)
                      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • #12
                        Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                        NENA
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • #13
                          Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          HAPPY NEW YEAR Folks!

                          Here is a list of people I think will board the HELL Train this year.

                          Zsa Zsa Gabor
                          Doris Day
                          Mike Wallace
                          Larry King
                          Ronnie Biggs
                          Ernest Borgnine
                          Dick Clark
                          Whitney Houston
                          Kirk Douglas
                          Etta James
                          Bradley Manning
                          Olivia deHavilland
                          Don Pardo
                          Jerry Sandusky
                          Pope Benedict
                          Oscar Niemeyer
                          Lauren Bacall
                          Lil Wayne
                          Bono
                          Annette Funicello
                          William "Refrigerator" Perry isn't feeling too hot.


                          Who do you think will be on board?




                          TOOT TOOOT! CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!



                          JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post


                            JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!
                            Sister, you forgot to update your list when Etta James was iced by Jesus.



                            You're doing GREAT this year, congratulations!

                            YiC,

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                            • #15
                              Re: HELL Train Dead Pool 2012

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              Sister, you forgot to update your list when Etta James was iced by Jesus.



                              You're doing GREAT this year, congratulations!

                              YiC,

                              Zech
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                              Brother, you must have not looked close enough. Etta was on the list too.

                              You must be tired from reading your Bible all day.
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