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  • Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

    Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!


    Friends,

    Sick Goth Website "Goths up trees" is an abomination to God, and it NEEDS to be BANNED NOW!

    For those unaware of this website, 'Goths Up Trees' is a Gothic propaganda website, aimed at brainwashing millions of normal people into wrongly believing that goths are happy well adjusted normal people who like to climb trees.

    Amazingly, they even have images of Goths in trees on their website - out in BROAD DAYLIGHT!



    People, do NOT be fooled here! These images are OBVIOUSLY FAKES! The people who run this disgusting website have either had these pictures photoshopped, have paid people to dress-up as Goths and climb trees, or these pictures really are goths, and they have been bribed to come out in the daytime and climb these trees, with the promise of money to feed their crack addiction!

    THE TRUTH of the matter is most goths rarely leave their own home, preferring instead to sit in the dark playing with razor blades, writing angry poetry, talking drugs, chronically masturbating over pictures of dead animals, mocking authority, and secretly planning the next Columbine Massacre! GOTHS DO NOT CLIMB TREES!

    Goth is NOT a healthy or natural way of living. Goths DESPISE sports, which is obvious from the way they treat Jocks. You will NEVER see a Goth is a sports team, in the Cheerleading squad, or pursuing any healthy wholesome pastime which involves mixing with normal people, or involves exercise in any way - why do you think most of them are so fat and ugly?!

    Most Goths do not even go out in the daylight, preferring to stay in their mother's basement / in their bedroom with the drapes drawn, crying constantly because 'Life's so unfair blah blah blah', which is why they look so pale. It's pathetic!

    And let me state once again that GOTHS DO NOT CLIMB TREES, or even go anywhere near a park (unless it's to solicit themselves to gay men).


    HERE IS WHAT GOTHS REALLY LOOK LIKE -





    Yes, Friends, this website is nothing but Goth propaganda and Goth lies, and it NEEDS to be BANNED! NOW!

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    Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

    I'm off to spend the night on my knees in my prayer shack. The suffering of these poor souls in their deathstyle breaks my heart. I'm a manly man and I dare not shatter the image my sons have of me with my tears.

    To think that they want to scare us that our lads will come across these freaks while roaming ind indulging in proper boyhood behaviour so we keep them away just to save their precious trees so they can hug them is beyond the pale.
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    • #3
      Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

      I understand there's a more "adult" version called "goths riding signposts".

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

        Oh come Lord Jesus.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

          Thank you for the heads up Brother Percy. I thought those communist hippie tree huggers are sick people, but clearly these Goths are even worse. Which proves what I have been saying for years. Trees are evil and we have to get rid of all of them. Replace them with nice roads and shopping malls. Especially those idiotic rain forests which do not even have a proper gas station every 50 miles!
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          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

            Disgusting!

            For some reason I was expecting a cute youtube song like hamsters on a piano.




            Not a real, live goth in a tree!

            What's next? Goth's Stuck Between a Rock and a Fat Place? or Goths who look like fish?
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            • #7
              Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

              You people are the dumbest, most ignorant retards I've ever seen. Are you all really that stupid that you believe these things?!

              You should all be ashamed - none of you are real Baptists because your 'god' would be mortified to see you not 'loving thy neighbour'. Learn your Bible before you go spreading this **** around.

              This forum and everyone else in it is a joke, and trust me, you make people laugh. You also make me ashamed to be human.

              Don't bother praying for me by the way. I don't believe in that rubbish.

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              • #8
                Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                Originally posted by LivingintheRealWorld View Post
                You people are the dumbest, most ignorant retards I've ever seen. Are you all really that stupid that you believe these things?!
                What, that there are goths in trees? That's what the website says. Are you saying it's all photoshopped?

                You should all be ashamed - none of you are real Baptists because your 'god' would be mortified to see you not 'loving thy neighbour'. Learn your Bible before you go spreading this **** around.
                Ever read it yourself? Good! Tell me exactly who my 'neighbour' is.

                Hint: Unbelievers aren't part of that set, if you bother to read the Bible.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                  Please give us detailed descriptions of where we are wrong. Chapter and verse.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                    Would it be wrong to impale goths on poles and call it "Trees Up Goths"?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                      Can't someone chop down these trees?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                        Originally posted by LivingintheRealWorld View Post
                        You should all be ashamed
                        WE should be ashamed? We're not the ones LARPing in trees.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                          I wonder how many man hours are wasted by the fire services rescuing yet another goth stuck up a tree? I know we have had a couple of cases locally. Goths should think aout their actions, they are risking the lives of others.

                          Galatians 3:13 for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            WE should be ashamed? We're not the ones LARPing in trees.
                            Never before have I seen a man with a giant condom on his head attack a Vulcan prostitute with wings.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                              Well, my first reaction is 1 Corinthians 11:14, which I think sums it right up. The guy should be arrested for that. And those SHOES!! How did he climb a tree like that? And all that black. He needs to be very careful in a tree in the woods. Someone might mistake him for a deer with tragic consequences to him.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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