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  • "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

    I have jumped with joy when I've heard that Steve Stockman, the most conservative GOP representative from the Godly state of Texas twitted today that he was promoting a bumper sticker that read, "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted." God bless this true Baptist!

    I'm not sure how to insert a screenshot of his tweet, but here is the direct link:


    And here is the proposed bumper sticker:





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    Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

    Praise to Brother Stockman, may Jesus bless Texas with many more guns and unlimited ammo.

    I taught my 2 younguns how to shoot when they was only 3 and 4 years old. They horsed around with the guns back then, pointing them at each other and threatening to shoot... I was so afraid they would spill their beer so I took the guns from them til they got to be 7 and 8.

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    • #3
      Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

      Amen. If only we could get guns in the hands of unborn babies, that'll be the day... the day when the libtard media ends their crusade of baby murdering!

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      • #4
        Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

        I guess it's all in the timing to the Godless liberal. They want to ban guns because of the recent deaths caused by gun violence, and yet they let abortionists doctors kill 4,000 babies every day. You have to earn a certain amount of money in the United States to be eligible to adopt a child while Obamacare will offer a free abortion to anyone who wants it. What hurts the child more, being aborted or having to live off of Ramen noodles? Speaking of which the Godless, slant-eyes in China are massacring 35,000 of their unborn babies everyday, so they are outperforming Americans once again...I'm sure they are laughing and calling us Razy as they drink cup after cup of hot sake. Imagine how many rickshaw operators, maids and dry cleaners the world will be without in the generations to come, well, at least there might be fewer car accidents.

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        • #5
          Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

          You know, there's so much True Christian(tm) truth in that. A simple message to a God Fearing Folk. Praise the Lord!
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          • #6
            Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            I have jumped with joy when I've heard that Steve Stockman, the most conservative GOP representative from the Godly state of Texas twitted today that he was promoting a bumper sticker that read, "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted." God bless this true Baptist!

            I'm not sure how to insert a screenshot of his tweet, but here is the direct link:


            And here is the proposed bumper sticker:

            This is definitely a great start!

            But I believe that more needs to be done. Now that we're emboldened by this man's brilliant vision, we need to fight for the expansion of voter's rights to include babies.

            I can say without a doubt that there is not one baby out there that would have voted to have him/herself aborted.

            YIC
            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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            • #7
              Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

              Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
              I can say without a doubt that there is not one baby out there that would have voted to have him/herself aborted.

              YIC
              I agree with you wholeheartedly, but never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter...some of those liberal babies may in fact vote to have themselves aborted...hmmm, come to think of it, had I known back then about all the things Obama would do to our once great land, I may have considered the abortion option for myself...Thank God, my mom decided to keep me.

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              • #8
                Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

                I would like to suggest that every True Christian wear these GODLY ornaments of unborn little Soldiers for Christ as earings, or necklaces for women and the men can wear them pinned on their lapel.
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                • #9
                  Re: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

                  Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."

                  Bless Steve Stockman!

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