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  • A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

    Real alpha man Vladamir Putin of Russia.



    The great man leading Christian reforms in the formerly godless communist hellhole the USSR, has been called a "tosser" by Tory MP Henry Smith.

    I don't know what a Tory is, but I am sure it is the same as a Liberal Hippy fag loving democrat is here.

    Because this just in, we Republicans love Russia now.

    We love the way they enforce morality against the sodomites.





    We love the way Putin emasculates Obama, probably most of all. Putin is standing in the way in the Socialist, Muslim Kenyan usurper getting anything he wants.



    And there's just something about Vlad. I can't put my finger on it. He is just so manly with those blue eyes. He swims, he fights, he poses shirtless with guns. He is so dangerous at the same time. He is a former KGB agent.



    I know we Republicans can't stop thinking about him.
    That is, until he upsets a Republican president and then he can go to hell.
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    Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Real alpha man Vladamir Putin of Russia.



    The great man leading Christian reforms in the formerly godless communist hellhole the USSR, has been called a "tosser" by Tory MP Henry Smith.

    I don't know what a Tory is, but I am sure it is the same as a Liberal Hippy fag loving democrat is here.

    Because this just in, we Republicans love Russia now.

    We love the way they enforce morality against the sodomites.





    We love the way Putin emasculates Obama, probably most of all. Putin is standing in the way in the Socialist, Muslim Kenyan usurper getting anything he wants.



    And there's just something about Vlad. I can't put my finger on it. He is just so manly with those blue eyes. He swims, he fights, he poses shirtless with guns. He is so dangerous at the same time. He is a former KGB agent.



    I know we Republicans can't stop thinking about him.
    That is, until he upsets a Republican president and then he can go to hell.
    Well good for him, but as they say "Mother Russia vill alvays be the best country in the world." LOL just kidding

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      Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

      Originally posted by Mark-Dover View Post
      Well good for him, but as they say "Mother Russia vill alvays be the best country in the world." LOL just kidding
      "Vot" are you, some kind of a German?
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        Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

        Vladimir Putin is most likely the best president in modern time next to George W. Bush. He used to be a commie, but i mean, how many of us haven't been unwashed commies before we got saved? God forgives everything (except 1 sin), and that includes being a commie in the past. Vladimir Putin is now a Republican, Christian and Manly Man, armed to the teeth in the war on sodomy. The war on sodomy is 10 times more important than the war on terrorism. I also love how he almost shares the first name of Christian hero and freedom fighter Vlad Tepes who impaled the mudslimes in his war against the Al-Qaeda of his time.

        I sincerely hope that Putin invades the British for this shameless and insulting comment towards a modern day Christian hero.

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          Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
          Real alpha man Vladamir Putin of Russia.



          The great man leading Christian reforms in the formerly godless communist hellhole the USSR, has been called a "tosser" by Tory MP Henry Smith.
          And here is a recent photo of Henry Smith's party leader, "Call Me Dave" Cameron,



          "We will fight them on the beaches"? More like "We will roll over and squash them on the beach towels".
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            Vladimir Putin is most likely the best president in modern time next to George W. Bush. He used to be a commie, but i mean, how many of us haven't been unwashed commies before we got saved? God forgives everything (except 1 sin), and that includes being a commie in the past. Vladimir Putin is now a Republican, Christian and Manly Man, armed to the teeth in the war on sodomy. The war on sodomy is 10 times more important than the war on terrorism. I also love how he almost shares the first name of Christian hero and freedom fighter Vlad Tepes who impaled the mudslimes in his war against the Al-Qaeda of his time.

            I sincerely hope that Putin invades the British for this shameless and insulting comment towards a modern day Christian hero.
            Godly words Brother. And who can forget Putin's excellent work breaking up those St Petersburgh call boy rings - Putin is a leader who isn't afraid to go face to face with the gay menace.

            And yes, implement maybe what is needed to get those gays under control.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #7
              Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Godly words Brother. And who can forget Putin's excellent work breaking up those St Petersburgh call boy rings - Putin is a leader who isn't afraid to go face to face with the gay menace.

              And yes, implement maybe what is needed to get those gays under control.
              God's love and forgiveness are so sweet and yet powerful. I am praying now that you'll feel those things in your spirit.

              "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."

              I believe our own forgiveness is dependent upon the way we forgive others. It has been difficult, but through this I have been able to lead other to Jesus Christ. Mr. Putin is posturing; indeed I heard on Fox News that his photographs are often staged to make him appear to be such a man's man. Propaganda is not dead, but the Internet reaches many gullible people - far more than such material once did. Just as Kim Jong-Il arranged photo ops to make him appear godlike to his country (and the world), this practice continues today in other countries.

              I date a Korean man whose opinions of that nation's leaders are not very high. His family cannot return to their native North Korea because of their refusal to acknowledge the government. His relatives in South Korea are afraid to invite him or his parents because of fear of repercussions.

              I believe we need to share love, not hate. God gives us this power.

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                Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                Originally posted by Primrose Dawn View Post
                I believe we need to share love, not hate. God gives us this power.
                Friend,

                Were do you get the idea that I hate?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                  I think if the US of A will elect a spearchucker from Kenya, we could elect a commie for Russia. Could you imagine, a Putin/Palin ticket? Power int he Oval Office, a steaming pie in the kitchen.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                    As a Christian I would eat any steaming pie from Ms Palin

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                      Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      I think if the US of A will elect a spearchucker from Kenya, we could elect a commie for Russia. Could you imagine, a Putin/Palin ticket? Power int he Oval Office, a steaming pie in the kitchen.
                      Putin isn't even Russian, though, is he? He was born in St Petersburg, which is just near Tamper, Florida.

                      I don't know much about Rick Scott - my guess is that he's no Jeb Bush - but is it worth getting in touch with him to see if he can help set this up?
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                        Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                        I want to be outraged, but what on God's green Earth is a "tosser"? Why can't those haggis-munching Brits stop being so ornery and just speak proper American?
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                          Re: A sissy queer Brit pansy just called the new Republican hero Vladamir Putin a "tosser".

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                          I want to be outraged, but what on God's green Earth is a "tosser"? Why can't those haggis-munching Brits stop being so ornery and just speak proper American?
                          An awful lot of them are inbred, sister.
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