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  • Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

    Let us remind ourselves:
    Thou shalt not commit Adultery.
    The Penalty is DEATH.

    In a move that puts our American Justice system to shame, a bunch of Darkies have shown how the Word of their Holy Book should be followed to the letter.

    Those God-fearing folks in peaceful Somalialand have just put the word of their Faith into action by Stoning to Death a Criminal.

    I'm gonna go find a shovel,
    You folks can follow the Link and see Religion in action

    Islamic militants stone man to death for adultery in Somalia as villagers are forced to watch

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...#ixzz0ZmG5osTU
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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Those God-fearing folks in peaceful Somalialand have just put the word of their Faith into action by Stoning to Death a Criminal.
      Well said, Sister Talitha. It is a SHAME that America has to be taught about stirct adhearance to scripture by a bunch of mooslims natives. That their "religion" is a trick from Satan doesn't change the fact that 1) their texts respect Jesus and his teaching as a man of God and 2) their "scriptures" stole these punishments straight from the Bible 600 years AFTER Jesus said that these laws should be enforced! When will America, much less the WORLD, figure out that THIS is what the Bible commands us to do?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        I was trying to imagine what the guy was saying:
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Why would a God wish to keep girls alive so they could be raped?

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            Originally posted by Chabal8 View Post
            Why would a God wish to keep girls alive so they could be raped?

            Who knows? God works in mysterious ways. If I were to make up the rules, no one would be allowed to rape anyone...ever! But I don't make the rule. God does. So, since the saving of girls for raping is IN THE BIBLE, why do you question God's word?
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              When will America, much less the WORLD, figure out that THIS is what the Bible commands us to do?
              Have faith Brother. 2012. When Sarah Palin wins the US elections.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                IF ANY OF THESE RULES ARE BROKEN, YOU DIE


                1. I [encouragement to satanism deleted.] not amusing anymore.

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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    <Abo spells deleted>
                    Last edited by Wide-Open; 12-22-2009, 11:52 AM. Reason: filthy abo stuff removed

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                      [expletive deleted]
                      Last edited by Pastor Rune Enoe; 12-22-2009, 12:00 PM. Reason: Expletive deleted

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                      • Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                        Ahh brother FattaT thou must not speak aboish in god's Holy Forum

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                          Take ye' abo spells away, and leave my brother and I in peace. We have saviors to hand over for small amounts of coins, so we can purchase indulgences to commit heresy against the church, and call God a flamboyant homosexual lover. One should do it right, or will the church want more money?

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                            Friend, calling our Lord a flaming homer is NOT tolerated!

                            Secondly, you must mistake us for cathlycks. We don't do indulgences here, you'll have to take that up with the Antichrist in Rome.

                            It's bad enough that your friend posted all those clicks and grunts, so stop mocking us.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              I think we should all refer to the bible, the Rick James Version and do as he says

                              "Give it to me baby"

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                                Hello I'm a represent from (satanic link removed)

                                We are a fellow firm believer that all priests are either rapists or thieves and that religon is like a box of chocolates. Our stance on Christianity is that it's a lie and the bible is an extremely well executed prank by year 12 students in 1408 bc. Therefore we arn't going to hell or heaven, instead we are going to McDonalds and ordering a large big mac meal, while [vileness deleted] watching passion of the christ.

                                There is only one god, that is 1260.

                                Sincere regards,

                                Devils "xQzt" Advocate

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