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  • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 160

    #16
    Re: it not fair!

    Dogs can easily be possessed by demons.
    Didn't Rottweilers obey baby Damien?
    Dog named Sam was telling a joo-boy named David Berkowitz to snuff a bunch of folks in New York a while back.

    Petal was lucky the dog was a poodle, and therefore it could only demon-talk in french.
    Hope that they interred that vile poodle away from unholy Injun burial grounds, we don't need no poodle zombies.

    Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
    Sister Verna Too {she says flippopenoes eat dogs}

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    • Star Finder
      Rock Worshipper
      • Sep 2006
      • 1092

      #17
      Re: it not fair!

      why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie a
      now now miss petal... your tale of woe moves me to tears...

      not because I give a rat's arse about your problems but because you spell so atrociioussuly.

      really... its pathetic...

      and have you put on weight? are you up to 10 kilos yet because my boy Ching-san wants to know...
      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: it not fair!

        Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
        now now miss petal... your tale of woe moves me to tears...

        not because I give a rat's arse about your problems but because you spell so atrociioussuly.

        really... its pathetic...

        and have you put on weight? are you up to 10 kilos yet because my boy Ching-san wants to know...
        You hate God. You hate people. You hate yourself. Satan's won with you, hasn't he?
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        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #19
          Re: it not fair!

          No no.. I love my Gods and they love me.. and I love myself! all the time in fact..

          I don't even know this Satan of which you speak.
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #20
            Re: it not fair!

            Originally posted by Mr.Bother Temperance View Post
            the poodle committed suicide by Petal.
            that be true, Mr.Temperance! it were kinda like how them emo childrens commit sociall suicides by being seen in publics, only that there were less bloods wiv the poodle

            <--- nows, that be for all TCs on my thread cuz they gaves me thier supports an Miss.savemenow, cuz she not be mean to me. but i gotta rebukes that schmelly mooslim an that schmelly deadman for yappity-yap-yap yappin to each other, go get your own threads! an i rebukes Mr.Star Finder for beings a tool of satan leave me alone!

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            • TruePath
              Unsaved trash
              • Dec 2009
              • 220

              #21
              Re: it not fair!

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              If you wish to stay here and learn more about Jesus, you will speak American ONLY! Understand, Ali Baba?
              Salam'un Aleykum. American is not a language.
              Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #22
                Re: it not fair!

                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                Salam'un Aleykum. American is not a language.
                Why do you insist on continuing to sully our Godly Forum© sand nigra ?


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • TruePath
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 220

                  #23
                  Re: it not fair!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Why do you insist on continuing to sully our Godly Forum© sand nigra ?
                  Salamun Aleykum hate mongerer.

                  I am not a "nigra" nor do I live in the sand.

                  Are you really from the KKK or ias that a halloween costume?
                  Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: it not fair!

                    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                    Salamun Aleykum hate mongerer.
                    How can any True American™ "be at peace" when we know that you terrorists are around ? Oh to only have Godly President George W Bush in office.

                    I am not a "nigra" nor do I live in the sand.
                    True, and I apologize to American nigra everywhere for associating them with crazy mudslimes.

                    Are you really from the KKK or ias that a halloween costume?
                    Obviously American English is your second language.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • TruePath
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 220

                      #25
                      Re: it not fair!

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      How can any True American™ "be at peace" when we know that you terrorists are around ? Oh to only have Godly President George W Bush in office.
                      Insha'Allah you will never have another Republican in office. Brother B. Hussein Obama will see to it that the next president will be OPENLY Muslim instead of a secret Muslim.

                      Allah'u'Akbar!
                      Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #26
                        Re: it not fair!

                        Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                        Insha'Allah you will never have another Republican in office. Brother B. Hussein Obama will see to it that the next president will be OPENLY Muslim instead of a secret Muslim.
                        The only thing God is willing to do is wipe you mudslimes from the face of our Godly planet.

                        Allah'u'Akbar!
                        God is indeed great, He just does not like mudslimes.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • TruePath
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 220

                          #27
                          Re: it not fair!

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          God is indeed great, He just does not like mudslimes.
                          Is that why Allah has blessed our lands with oil? We literally have western society in a choke hold and can send you back to the stone age at any time
                          Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #28
                            Re: it not fair!

                            Not true.

                            Can you spell NUKES ?

                            It is an American word.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: it not fair!

                              Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                              Salamun Aleykum hate mongerer.

                              I am not a "nigra" nor do I live in the sand.

                              Are you really from the KKK or ias that a halloween costume?
                              You hate speech is really intolerable friend. Brother TruePath is merely wearing his comfort robes

                              The rush to judgment here is outrageous.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #30
                                Re: it not fair!

                                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                                Is that why Allah has blessed our lands with oil? We literally have western society in a choke hold and can send you back to the stone age at any time
                                Stupid assclown. If you are so very powerful, why did none of you stop when Godly George W Bush killed one million mudslimes in Vietraq to take its oil? And consequently give it to a nation that actually brings some culture and civilization to the world, instead of building stupid, useless high towers with no practical purpose at all?
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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