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  • James Peter
    Papist Stooge
    • Aug 2009
    • 401

    #31
    Re: English as a Second Language???

    Jesus and the Vatican are one in the same!
    in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: English as a Second Language???

      Originally posted by James Peter View Post
      Jesus and the Vatican are one in the same!
      I am frankly stunned. Never in all my years as a True Christian(tm) Pastor have I encountered a papist dog so willing to blaspheme.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Peter
        Papist Stooge
        • Aug 2009
        • 401

        #33
        Re: English as a Second Language???

        The Vatican is God's mouthpiece to the world. They represent heaven on earth. Whatever they bind or loose is done in heaven.
        in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #34
          Re: English as a Second Language???

          Originally posted by James Peter View Post
          The Vatican is God's mouthpiece to the world. They represent heaven on earth. Whatever they bind or loose is done in heaven.
          1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
          2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

          There is ONE mediator between God and man. Why would He need another?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #35
            Re: English as a Second Language???

            They should teach English to black people.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #36
              Re: English as a Second Language???

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              They should teach English to black people.
              Oh, I suppose that's a kind thought but do you think they may have something to say that might be worth listening to?
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • James Peter
                Papist Stooge
                • Aug 2009
                • 401

                #37
                Re: English as a Second Language???

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
                2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

                There is ONE mediator between God and man. Why would He need another?
                Who is the mediator between us and Jesus though? Jesus is in heaven.
                in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: English as a Second Language???

                  Originally posted by James Peter View Post
                  Who is the mediator between us and Jesus though? Jesus is in heaven.
                  Jesus is everywhere, you sinner. Do you not believe in the Holy Spirit?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3330

                    #39
                    Re: English as a Second Language???

                    Papists are so funny and pitiful with their idiotic clingings to an outdated faith.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • James Peter
                      Papist Stooge
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 401

                      #40
                      Re: English as a Second Language???

                      I'll see you all in hell (from heaven).
                      in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3330

                        #41
                        Re: English as a Second Language???

                        Catholic Heaven is merely a large room filled with naked boys and gold Mary statues. It certainly isn't the real Heaven. That's only for CHRISTS faithful (us not you).
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #42
                          Re: English as a Second Language???

                          This James Peter, he is a lieutenant for the Joseph Alois Ratzinger crime family and kicks a percentage of his 'earnings' up Don/pope. The Don took over 'The Family" 04/19/05 and in doing so, took possession of the family home, the Vatican. Eventually, Interpol will topple the mob using the RICO statutes.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Buford T Scoggins
                            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 911

                            #43
                            Re: English as a Second Language???

                            Originally posted by Hudhayfah View Post
                            English is difficult language to become fluent. But hard work will always overcome poverty background and situation. Schools should encourage students working harder.
                            That's so ridiculous that I bust out laughing when I read it and sprayed a mouthful of whiskey, erh, cough medicine, all over the computer monitor.

                            American (let's not call it "English" - that's what fags speak in our Euroweenie colony, the UK) is dead easy. Everyone in the trailer park where I was raised could speak American by age 3. Even darkies on the other side of town could speak American, though they had a strange jive accent which we can assume is because of their diminished brain capacity (most of their blood flows to their oversized tallywackers, so not much is left over for brain growth).

                            No, inferior nationalities don't have problems learning American because it's too hard. Rather, they are cursed with barbaric languages like Mexicanish, Arabic and Chink-talk so that our Border Patrol can easily identify them, as God planned. Even after years of study, they still can't speak American correctly.

                            Now I can understand teaching American as a second language in primitive Third World schools in Africa and France, but this idea of teaching American as a second language in OUR schools - that's just outrageous! In fact, those illegal aliens shouldn't even be in our schools, they should be out there trimming lawns and washing dishes just as soon as they're old enough to say "Taco Bell." Unfortunately, them liberals at the ACLU and ACORN think that the wetbacks have got "rights," like getting paid minimum wage and sending their anchor babies to public school (where they'll be taught Hispanic gibberish as a FIRST language).

                            Well, just one more good reason for True Christians to home school their kids. As for public schools, don't be surprised if the guvmint takes them over soon, just like they're trying to do with Medicare.

                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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                            • James Peter
                              Papist Stooge
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 401

                              #44
                              Re: English as a Second Language???

                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                              Catholic Heaven is merely a large room filled with naked boys and gold Mary statues. It certainly isn't the real Heaven. That's only for CHRISTS faithful (us not you).
                              Please, you don't even attend the church Christ founded, what do you know, Protestant devil!
                              in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #45
                                Re: English as a Second Language???

                                Originally posted by James Peter View Post
                                Please, you don't even attend the church Christ founded, what do you know, Protestant devil!
                                Friend, show me in The Bible were Jesus lead worship of Himself in idol filled buildings.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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