[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

I think this sums it up:

Yeah, he was too busy reading Mein Kampf. Which, admittedly, had one or two good ideas, but, on the whole, was too lenient on the Jews and didn't give credit to God for the various successes of the German people. That's why they lost WWII. That and True Christian Soldier(TM) General George S. Patton.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ever thought how Landover continues the struggle against catlix? Ever wondered how Pastor Deacon Fred’s sermons reach the Vatican to undermine the works of Satan? Well, here’s the pope’s email address benedictxvi@vatican.va Why not send him something that will make this Christmas unforgettable?

Yes, I hear you ask, but does Pastor Deacon Fred ever get through to the old demon? Well, judge for yourself – here’s a news report in which it will be seen that the pope condemns same-sex marriages and reviles homers:

Vatican City (AsiaNews) – Faith makes man responsible for creation but also for himself because it is his duty to be “in agreement” with the design of the Creator Spirit, which structured matter “in an intelligent manner,” making it open to understanding. It is the same Spirit that the Risen gave to the Apostles whose fruit is the joy that gives life to the Church’s missionary spirit, which is no more than “the impulse to communicate the joy that is given us” and which gives her the task of defending nature but also man, “even from himself”, reaffirming that marriage is between men and women, against the idea of “gender.”

I think that the war against the Father of Lies is warming up as the opposition suffers defeat after defeat! Praise! That is pure Baptist teaching; if you ever wonder if that tithing is worth it, just re-read that article - the pope is turning towards God!

And remember, only Jesus wins all the time!

[Brother Temperance]

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Ever thought how Landover continues the struggle against catlix? Ever wondered how Pastor Deacon Fred’s sermons reach the Vatican to undermine the works of Satan? Well, here’s the pope’s email address benedictxvi@vatican.va Why not send him something that will make this Christmas unforgettable?

Yes, I hear you ask, but does Pastor Deacon Fred ever get through to the old demon? Well, judge for yourself – here’s a news report in which it will be seen that the pope condemns same-sex marriages and reviles homers:
I think that the war against the Father of Lies is warming up as the opposition suffers defeat after defeat! Praise! That is pure Baptist teaching; if you ever wonder if that tithing is worth it, just re-read that article - the pope is turning towards God!

And remember, only Jesus wins all the time!

I'm less optimistic, Brother. Even when he's condemning sodomy, the High Pimp of Rome still manages to do it in a namby-pamby liberal way:

Pope Benedict said on Monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction. "(The Church) should also protect man from the destruction of himself. A sort of ecology of man is needed," the pontiff said in a holiday address to the Curia, the Vatican's central administration.
"The tropical forests do deserve our protection. But man, as a creature, does not deserve any less."

If the hippies go around hugging trees to "save the rainforest", does this mean that the Great Beast of Rome is going to start hugging queers? Disgusting!

[SUV]

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No surprise to me that Homicidal Santa, Don Pardo, was a Papal ring-kisser:

"The couple married on Jan. 29, 2006, and moved into a home Pardo already owned in Montrose, about 15 miles north of Los Angeles. The house sits up the hill from the Holy Redeemer Catholic Church, where he volunteered as an usher at the children's Mass."

He Sure was Thinking of the Children the evening he shot the 8-year-old in the face, wasn't he?!

I blame Poop Eggs for inspiring Pardo to also dress up in a weird ("Santa") outfit, which apparently drove him insane with shame

[ProudCatholic1997]

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Wow.... we are not Christians. Maybe that sums it up. If I do not worship Christ, why do I sing songs about him and pray about his salvation and to him every day, primarily on Sunday, for Mass. Catholics have always been striving to get rid of hate-mongrels such as your Baptist selfs, but we can't do it, because murder is a sin that will get you in Hell for eternity. Being Catholic, you stupid rednecks, does not grant you a pass to the bonfire that we call Hell. Not going to Confession does, you stupid Southern rednecks with an IQ of 45, sister/wife cradled in your arms (incest). I do not hate Protestants, but I dislike the fact that they don't love His Holiness and all his kind, loving words. So you know what? Go to your stupid little Baptist church. I'll keep my head up when I walk into church on Sunday, as a proud Catholic, and I'll sure be thinking about all you freaks when I go up for my share of the Lord's body and blood. Remember, Baptists are the many of the Protestant sects, Unholy, Protestant, and Retarded Church, unlike the true Church, the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church. We are Christians, and we sure are better ones then you are, you un-infantile baptism freaks. Your IQ is so low that you somehow bring yourself to call your PRIEST "Pastor". The only good America, and World, is one that is Catholic! Always remember that! Jesus hates you! Jesus loves the 1 billion Catholics around the world, and, question.... how can you consider yourself not a cult and us one? Hmmm? Think about it, dirty Protestants, and live with your Original Sin forever, and for the good Baptists, I hope not to see you on your millions of years in Purgatory break when I march down there for a weeks, just to chill out. Goodbye, Dirties.

[Nobar King]

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I'll keep my head up when I walk into church on Sunday, as a proud Catholic, and I'll sure be thinking about all you freaks when I go up for my share of the Lord's body and blood.

Another wannabe vampire. Someone break out the garlic.

[Shinigami]

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Wow.... we are not Christians. Maybe that sums it up. If I do not worship Christ, why do I sing songs about him and pray about his salvation and to him every day, primarily on Sunday, for Mass. Catholics have always been striving to get rid of hate-mongrels such as your Baptist selfs, but we can't do it, because murder is a sin that will get you in Hell for eternity. Being Catholic, you stupid rednecks, does not grant you a pass to the bonfire that we call Hell. Not going to Confession does, you stupid Southern rednecks with an IQ of 45, sister/wife cradled in your arms (incest). I do not hate Protestants, but I dislike the fact that they don't love His Holiness and all his kind, loving words. So you know what? Go to your stupid little Baptist church. I'll keep my head up when I walk into church on Sunday, as a proud Catholic, and I'll sure be thinking about all you freaks when I go up for my share of the Lord's body and blood. Remember, Baptists are the many of the Protestant sects, Unholy, Protestant, and Retarded Church, unlike the true Church, the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church. We are Christians, and we sure are better ones then you are, you un-infantile baptism freaks. Your IQ is so low that you somehow bring yourself to call your PRIEST "Pastor". The only good America, and World, is one that is Catholic! Always remember that! Jesus hates you! Jesus loves the 1 billion Catholics around the world, and, question.... how can you consider yourself not a cult and us one? Hmmm? Think about it, dirty Protestants, and live with your Original Sin forever, and for the good Baptists, I hope not to see you on your millions of years in Purgatory break when I march down there for a weeks, just to chill out. Goodbye, Dirties.

This all means nothing. In my country of Japan there are so few Christians or what appears to be Christian. The majority have to be some kind of ring kissing Cattylick due to the lack of many real churches. In the lack of real churches we can find Catholics who are really only Catholics in name and pure Christians with the fake Catholic appearance to avoid nasty calls and harrasment. You see part of the persecution of Christians is that the Non-Catholic churches have to pay money to have a building and have to follow a list of nonsense codes to keep it up to snuff. It's not fair for them Catholics to get to have a building without paying taxes and getting inspected every time someone sees a wet spot on the ceiling. You guys have it easier than you think! You got one of the world's biggest banks-the Vatican Bank...working for you! That's also not fair1 Jesus said to be poor and to not carry any money if you are a apostle of Christ. That would invalidate the Roman Catholic Church since they are so rich. YOu can't deny it papist!

[ProudCatholic1997]

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Credo in unum Deum, Patrem omnipoténtem, factórem cæli et terræ, visibílium ómnium et invisibílium. Et in unum Dóminum Iesum Christum, Fílium Dei Unigénitum, et ex Patre natum ante ómnia sæcula. Deum de Deo, lumen de lúmine, Deum verum de Deo vero, génitum, non factum, consubstantiálem Patri: per quem ómnia facta sunt. Qui propter nos hómines et propter nostram salútem descéndit de cælis. Et incarnátus est de Spíritu Sancto ex María Vírgine, et homo factus est. Crucifíxus étiam pro nobis sub Póntio Piláto; passus, et sepúltus est, et resurréxit tértia die, secúndum Scriptúras, et ascéndit in cælum, sedet ad déxteram Patris. Et íterum ventúrus est cum glória, iudicáre vivos et mórtuos, cuius regni non erit finis. Et in Spíritum Sanctum, Dóminum et vivificántem: qui ex Patre Filióque procédit. Qui cum Patre et Fílio simul adorátur et conglorificátur: qui locútus est per prophétas. Et unam, sanctam, cathólicam et apostólicam Ecclésiam. Confíteor unum baptísma in remissiónem peccatorum. Et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam ventúri sæculi. Amen.

Idiots can't even speak Latin!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Wow.... we are not Christians. Maybe that sums it up. If I do not worship Christ, why do I sing songs about him and pray about his salvation and to him every day, primarily on Sunday, for Mass.

I don't know. why do you believe that the death cookie you eat turns to His flesh and the wine you get turns to His blood in your mouth? You are a load of cannibals, pedophiles and gay-bandits. Why does the Pope (SATAN) wear a fish costume?

It's all right here. http://www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism/

[ProudCatholic1997]

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hmmmm, Shinigami. We are rich, and we think we have it hard. In the USA, there has only been 1 catholic president, and he was faced with much anti-catholic prejudice. There are nearly no political Catholics, because we aren't accepted into office, and I am hated where I live because of my religion. So we have it easy? Live with it, unbaptized (or at least real baptized) Protestant.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Idiots can't even speak Latin!

Actually, we can. We study the world of Flavius Josephus in Latin. What you have copied and pasted is merely the Nicene Creed. We wouldn't have got through the first year of Theology without knowing all about it. It is the standard Catholic Mass. I won't translate it because we don't post catholic propaganda here.

[ProudCatholic1997]

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I just think it's funny you can't even speak Latin. Holy Father, why don't you make these people right in their beliefs?

[Shinigami]

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Credo in unum Deum, Patrem omnipoténtem, factórem cæli et terræ, visibílium ómnium et invisibílium. Et in unum Dóminum Iesum Christum, Fílium Dei Unigénitum, et ex Patre natum ante ómnia sæcula. Deum de Deo, lumen de lúmine, Deum verum de Deo vero, génitum, non factum, consubstantiálem Patri: per quem ómnia facta sunt. Qui propter nos hómines et propter nostram salútem descéndit de cælis. Et incarnátus est de Spíritu Sancto ex María Vírgine, et homo factus est. Crucifíxus étiam pro nobis sub Póntio Piláto; passus, et sepúltus est, et resurréxit tértia die, secúndum Scriptúras, et ascéndit in cælum, sedet ad déxteram Patris. Et íterum ventúrus est cum glória, iudicáre vivos et mórtuos, cuius regni non erit finis. Et in Spíritum Sanctum, Dóminum et vivificántem: qui ex Patre Filióque procédit. Qui cum Patre et Fílio simul adorátur et conglorificátur: qui locútus est per prophétas. Et unam, sanctam, cathólicam et apostólicam Ecclésiam. Confíteor unum baptísma in remissiónem peccatorum. Et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam ventúri sæculi. Amen.

Idiots can't even speak Latin!

I cannot criticise you without doing it to myself as well in this issue. You are speaking things that might be biblicaly sound but not that save a soul from hell. You are speaking Latin, a pagan language. I speak Japanese, which is not a directly pagan language but not Godly English. I can't deny what I am doing and neither should you, papaist scum of the Earth!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I just think it's funny you can't even speak Latin. Holy Father, why don't you make these people right in their beliefs?

I just told you that I am fluent in Latin, yet you continue to insist that I am not. Are you drunk, or crazy?

[ProudCatholic1997]

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No. I'm simply saying to call the nearest Catholic church and ask how long classes are for the conversion process.