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  • #46
    Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

    Sir, your signature is the most sadistic, masochistic, vulgar thing i have ever heard from a "true Christian". Its people like you who give Christianity a bad name. Shame on you!

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    • #47
      Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

      Originally posted by TheProdigy View Post
      Sir, your signature is the most sadistic, masochistic, vulgar thing i have ever heard from a "true Christian".
      Instead of spouting your unsubstantiated opinion, why not educate him by showing that he's Scripturally incorrect.

      Or perhaps.... it is YOU who is Scripturally incorrect, no?

      I noticed that you're not a True Christian™, so perhaps you shouldn't talk on behalf of Christianity? Just an idea, friend... to make you stop looking foolish.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #48
        Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

        Originally posted by TheProdigy View Post
        Sir, your signature is the most sadistic, masochistic, vulgar thing i have ever heard from a "true Christian". Its people like you who give Christianity a bad name. Shame on you!
        Who are you talking about?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #49
          Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Who are you talking about?
          This person seems to be a little bit confused, Brother. He also calls this scientific discovery a "joke," while it is extensively explained in this thread that it isn't. I think his next question will be if all the leprechauns are supposed to be purple.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #50
            Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

            Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
            I'd like to point out that the oxygen in the earth's crust is not necessarily gas. It is common in the earth's crust because many rocks and minerals use it in their atomic bonds. So its not the oxygen you breathe, its the oxygen that holds things together molecularly.
            I'm pretty new to this forum but I'm not new to God.

            I think what you are talking about is pretty close to witchcraft and deviltalk.

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            • #51
              Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

              What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were genuined?
              Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth- there have been several landings, and the amount of money contributed to the landings could not have been kept hidden.
              Why would the Moon be made of cheese? Cheese would not have the mass to generate a sufficient gravitational force to keep the moon together, or affect our tides, and cheese cannot reflect the Sun's light upon Earth as the moon does. It doesn't generate it's own light, and wasn't created by God- and, even if it was, it is made out of stuff very similar to the Earth's crust- since when was the Earth made of cheese? Why don't you eat some dirt to find out- it might stop you from spewing your overzealous claims for a bit.
              Please, try to prove me wrong, just try to be logical and reasonable- don't say "The Moon is made of cheese because The Bible says so and The Bible's word is law!"
              I can't abide overzealous nonsense with no scientific basis.

              Before you start asking why I joined when, as my username shows, I am not Christian, I will explain- nowhere in the rules about joining on this site did it say that I have to be Christian to join. I want to see whether Christianity does have any form of possible truth, or if it is completely genuine, as I have first thought.

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              • #52
                Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

                Originally posted by An Atheist View Post
                What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were faked?
                Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth-[...]
                I would have liked to have read all of that but I found myself stopped at this point.

                I felt that you were going to say something about Moon dust proves that the moon is made of rock. Let me tell you a story:

                Some years back a couple of True Christians and I were traveling to Houston by train. As we passed into Texas, one of the True Christians looked out the window and, pointed to a cow in the field, "Look!" He said, "They have white cows in Texas."

                The other True Christian looked and said, "No. All that proves is that there is one white cow in Texas."

                I was shocked and surprised at this sloppy and lazy thinking, so I corrected them both, "No, all it proves is that there a field in Texas in which there is a cow that is white on one side."

                So you'll see that some moon dust proves little about the overall composition of the Moon's surface and even less about it's inside.
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                • #53
                  Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

                  Originally posted by An Atheist View Post
                  What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were genuined?
                  Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth- there have been several landings, and the amount of money contributed to the landings could not have been kept hidden.
                  Why would the Moon be made of cheese? Cheese would not have the mass to generate a sufficient gravitational force to keep the moon together, or affect our tides, and cheese cannot reflect the Sun's light upon Earth as the moon does. It doesn't generate it's own light, and wasn't created by God- and, even if it was, it is made out of stuff very similar to the Earth's crust- since when was the Earth made of cheese? Why don't you eat some dirt to find out- it might stop you from spewing your overzealous claims for a bit.
                  Please, try to prove me wrong, just try to be logical and reasonable- don't say "The Moon is made of cheese because The Bible says so and The Bible's word is law!"
                  I can't abide overzealous nonsense with no scientific basis.

                  Before you start asking why I joined when, as my username shows, I am not Christian, I will explain- nowhere in the rules about joining on this site did it say that I have to be Christian to join. I want to see whether Christianity does have any form of possible truth, or if it is completely genuine, as I have first thought.
                  You do not think the government could shufflke funds? You think they actually give NASA a suitcase full of cash?

                  Moon dust? No such thing. Cheese mold, yes. How can you prove the dust they have is really from the Moon. It could be from Schenectady.

                  Cheese does reflect light, so does milk and cotton. Do not make such ridiculous statements, it makes you appear to be a retard. You do not want people to think that do you?

                  Science is for people who want to make stuff up. God is for people who want His Truth.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

                    Wait wait wait HOLD UP A SECOND HERE. What is the bible exactly? And who the hell is 'Jesus' and why should I care? Oh and, moon is not made out of cheese, it's made out of the bread stuff you eat with that wine stuff. Oh and, I approve with homosexuality.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

                      Originally posted by Derpy Hoofs View Post
                      Wait wait wait HOLD UP A SECOND HERE. What is the bible exactly?
                      Welcome friend, the exact Bible you want is the King James version 1611.

                      And who the (profanity deleted) is 'Jesus' and why should I care?
                      I can see you want to know Jesus - that's a great start! Get to know Jesus and your cares will fade away.

                      Oh and, moon is not made out of cheese, it's made out of the bread stuff you eat with that wine stuff. Oh and, I approve with homosexuality.
                      You're all fired up, but pray calm yourself!! It's easy to be overwhelmed by the Holy Spirit. Your friends here can help you on your journey. You just have to ask!

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                      • #56
                        Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese?

                        Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                        Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
                        So oxygen holds all the molecules together? Even Buckey Balls?

                        You may want to look into that.
                        I put my research purely in minerals in the earth's crust. All i know is oxygen holds molecules together in at least most of the minerals in the earth's crust, which is why it is so abundant.

                        Really? So, you mean to say you have researched all of the Oxides? Can you please give me their atomic numbers, natural states, and percent abundance?

                        And Mrs.BelieverInGod, I am impressed, given my secular training, we talk about Buckey Balls every once in a while. They are novel and fun. Pretty easy to find on the internet too. I am surprised he was so lazy he couldn't google it.

                        Back to you kiddo. How much Oxygen is in Pyrite?

                        How about Nickel Porphyrin?

                        Acanthite
                        Aguilarite
                        Aikinite
                        Aktashite
                        Arzakite
                        Bernardite
                        Chiolite

                        Please know I could go on and run through the character limit with minerals following these patterns.
                        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                        Give her a shovel.
                        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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