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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #1

    Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement park!

    Miracle Mansion is the Christian answer to Sin City Jr. aka Disneyland. While Disneyland's centerpiece building is the 19th-century fantasy-inspired Cinderella's Castle, our Christian Amusement park will have "a 10th century European castle".

    I think it's a great idea that Christians are creating a place where people can leave the sinful 21st century, and return to the good old days of the 10th century.

    Here's the full email:

    For decades, the most vivid images of rebellion, violence and indecency have permeated our culture through popular media. Powerful forces have exercised great influence—infiltrating the minds of our children and hijacking their innocence. Once happy homes have been reduced to mere dwelling places as family unity is eroded by the steady stream of negativity that gains entrance under the guise of "entertainment."

    Tragically, any acknowledgment of God or the Bible is either avoided or met with contempt.

    But a growing number of people around the country are standing up. These are moms and dads, pastors and educators, professionals and homemakers—"regular" people who have had enough and refuse to surrender to the madness.

    They have joined forces to bring a dream to reality.

    That dream is Miracle Mansion—a unique family-centered entertainment media complex being developed on 73 prime acres outside of Washington, DC. The centerpiece of this complex will be a 10th century European castle that will house a 1500-seat performance theatre and media production studios. Plans also include a 2000-seat outdoor amphitheater, a state-of-the-art convention center, two hotels, and 165,000 square feet of restaurant and retail space—all situated on a pristine escape highlighted by mystical lighting and serene walkways.

    Miracle Mansion will produce dynamic original musical productions for stage. Each story will feature the often-inexplicable presence of a "miracle." Each guest will have the opportunity to designate a portion of their ticket price to someone in need. Film production, animation, publishing, arts education with a biblical worldview and community outreach will be at the heart of this vibrant media center and destination.
    Miracle Mansion is the vision of Dr. Michael Baldwin—a pastor, musician, producer, husband and father of two. He and many others realize that the time for Miracle Mansion has come! This project is redefining family-centered media in America. But it cannot be done alone. By the grace and power of God we must work together to build a legacy for our families and the generations to come.

    Here is our plan:

    73 acres... 7,300 people... each investing $73 per month... for 73 months.
    GroundSwell73 is an exciting campaign to unite 7,300 impassioned individuals as the initial "Co-Founders" in The Miracle Mansion Project. As a Co-Founder you will have a real hand in this effort by an investment that is "grown" through a small monthly installment. Your investment will generate interest at a rate of up to 7.3% annualy, and will mature 73 months from the execution of your first $73 installment. Payments are debited directly from your checking, savings or credit card account.

    This is a fantastic opportunity to be on the ground floor of a life-changing effort while earning a solid return on your investment. More importantly, you will be investing for a return that is, literally, out of this world!
    Confront the insanity. Make a difference! Join GroundSwell73 today and become a part of the miracle! Together we can create something spectacular for the benefit of our children, our communities and our world.

    The Miracle Mansion, LLC



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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

    Excellent Brother, are they planing an Albigensian funword? After all any crusade whose bye word is "Kill them all, God will know His own" rocks. Back when the Catholics weren't caught up in Marry worship and not afraid to be Christians.
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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

      Brother Jeb, you forgot to add the link to their website!



      They expect to open in Spring of 2013!
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

        What's the significance of the number 73? Sounds like numerology to me.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22880

          #5
          Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

          Will there be a lazarette filled with sufferers from plague, scrofula, quinsey, boils, leprosy, cholera, etc., as well as operations without anesthetic? I think I'd like to see that.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Will there be a lazarette filled with sufferers from plague, scrofula, quinsey, boils, leprosy, cholera, etc., as well as operations without anesthetic? I think I'd like to see that.
            Oh yes, that would be wonderful Brother. Just think of the wretched sinners living in agony and squallier begging God for forgiveness, or at lest a quick death. It bring tears to my eyes just thinking about it. GLORY!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What's the significance of the number 73? Sounds like numerology to me.
              Pastor -

              The Miracle Mansion folks have acquired (or placed an option on) 73 acres in Northern Virginia, according to the podcasts on the website.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Pastor -

                The Miracle Mansion folks have acquired (or placed an option on) 73 acres in Northern Virginia, according to the podcasts on the website.


                What does it all mean?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


                  What does it all mean?
                  It means they had enough money to buy an option on 73 acres of property?
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    It means they had enough money to buy an option on 73 acres of property?
                    NO! NO! It's 73, don't you see!!?

                    Seventy-three is the 21st prime number. The previous is seventy-one, with which it comprises the 8th twin prime. It is also a permutable prime with thirty-seven. 73 is a star number!!!

                    Every positive integer is the sum of at most 73 sixth powers.

                    In base 5, the smallest prime with a composite sum of digits is 73.

                    73 is a repdigit in base 8 (111).


                    I'm off to my basement library.....
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Vavoline Johnson
                      Mammy
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 960

                      #11
                      Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                      Sorry Mr Jebs,
                      We already has a Christian musment park, right here in Orlando Floridah. It's called "Da Holy Land" where good Christain parents take da kids. We dont goes to Disney World cause it's full of rich Joos and homersexuals. We gets to learn how man used the dinosaurs to plow the fields 5000 yrs ago and see da Ark, lawd it's as big as Freedom of Da Seas cruising ship. had to be to hold all does animals! All da chilrins get a good Christian eddycation on top of habin fun!
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 666

                        #12
                        Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                        Interesting that they are hung up on 73, when the MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER is one away: 74.

                        If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. then
                        J+E+S+U+S = 74

                        It is a cosmic number and it is manifest all across the universe. If this isn't proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is!
                        ~74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (NASA's WMAP)
                        74% of this universe's mass is hydrogen
                        74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. Most stars in the Milky Way Galaxy consist of 74% hydrogen
                        ~74% of Earth's surface is water
                        ~74% of Earth's freshwater is contained in ice caps and glaciers
                        74% of human brain is water
                        74% of chicken egg is water


                        And now for more examples of 74...

                        Space Shuttle Challenger blew up 74 seconds after take off, thus sending a clear message to ATHEIST ASTRONAUTS TO STOP PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS!

                        Spaceship Jesus appeared to me in 1974, when I was staying in a motel on California Route 74.

                        74 as a date is 7/4 = JULY 4

                        George Washington had 74 generals in the Continental Army.

                        74 = The number of sons of Levites, Jeshua, Kadmiel, Binnui, Hodaviah, in the Census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Holy Bible, Ezra 2:40).

                        A hurricane, by definition, is a system with sustained winds of at least 74 MPH

                        Ken Jennings, the all-time winningest champ on Jeopardy! ended his streak on the 74th show

                        Donald Rumsfeld was oldest U.S. Secretary of Defense at 74
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                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                        Hosea 9:7
                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 666

                          #13
                          Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                          Now let's look at the darker number, 73, which is a prime as Pastor Zeke pointed out.

                          The total number of books in the Holy Bible in the CATHOLIC version if the Book of Lamentations is counted as a book separate from the Book of Jeremiah. [False religion]

                          Each of the five seasons of the Discordian calendar has 73 days. [False calendar/false religion]

                          The Blues Image song "Ride Captain Ride" (1970) begins with "73 men sailed out on the San Francisco Bay" [Homosexuality]

                          Pizza 73 is a Canadian pizza chain with 51 stores. [It's Canuckistan. Plus, can't they count? I would've thought they had 73 stores.]

                          Game show Match Game '73 in 1973 [Homosexuality starring Charles Nelson Reilly]

                          The Felony Squad aired on ABC from '66 - '69 for 73 episodes [Criminals]

                          Shakespeare's Sonnet #73 was penned to a male friend [homosexual lover]

                          In baseball, the single-season home run record set by Barry Bonds in 2001. [Drug abuse]
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • yingtang
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged chink
                            • May 2009
                            • 74

                            #14
                            Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                            so i dont get what people are saying hear. Is his park the evil because of a bunch of coincidences?
                            This space is not for posting hatespeech, ADMIN

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                            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2009
                              • 666

                              #15
                              Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa

                              Originally posted by tang View Post
                              so i dont get what people are saying hear. Is his park the evil because of a bunch of coincidences?
                              Well, I'm a bit rusty on my Dumbassese, but let's try to translate:

                              Originally posted by tang View Post
                              So I don't get what people are saying here. Is this park evil because of a bunch of coincidences?
                              Okay, much better. To answer your question: I'm not saying the park itself is evil, just the number 73 is evil. Other numbers as well: 666 because of the Anti-Christ and 93 because of Crowley's Semen-Drinking Magickal Drones. 74, in contrast, is the epitome of all that is Good. And, it's quite myopic of you to dismiss these as mere "coincidences". How can you look at all the glorious things associated with 74 and say it's a coincidence? The UNIVERSE ITSELF was designed around 74, JESUS = 74, and all these miracles in my personal life revolve around 74.
                              Last edited by Mad Prophet Helmholtz; 05-21-2009, 03:36 AM. Reason: coloring book fun ;)
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                              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                              Hosea 9:7
                              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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