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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #31
    Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

    Originally posted by MyFootYourFace View Post
    You say God is love. Peace. and all that.

    Friend, exactly who said "God is love", ect. I know I didn't. I've never heard a Christian here say it, either. The KJV1611 Bible( the only Bible, any other version is only good for starting your wood stove) tells us that God has plenty of hate. Reading about, and understanding Gods hate has made me a much better person. I realize now that I don't have to hate joos and queers. God does it for me! With no hatred in my life, I'm sure I'll live much longer. Stress is very harmful, you know.

    God Bless

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    • little gay billy
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2009
      • 7

      #32
      Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      We're not pacifists. Peace and love doesn't extend to people out to do evil like murderers, rapist, child molesters and democrats.
      Oh yeah I hear ya. All of the groups you mentioned above are 99% heterosexuals to. Homos have a lower crime rate then heteros proportionately by far. Like maybe 1% of the homo minority - which is about 10% of the entire population - get in trouble were at least 25% of the hetero majority - about 90% of the population - are always in trouble.
      That works out to 1% of 10% of the whole for homos, and 25% of 90% for heteros.
      Who is causing trouble now?

      Sounds like alot of evil heterosexual republicans are doing the devils work to me.
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • Father Maurice Lester
        Ring-kissing Papist dog
        • Sep 2006
        • 3366

        #33
        Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

        Whether or not America had 'back to back' Presidents who were suspiciously good at decorating is not really the point now is it. Provided they were not practicing homosexuals and were understanding of the related sins of such ungodly flesh glove fittings they were, and are, still decent creatures of the garden God gave us on his earth.

        In truth the American civil war (there were many other civil wars btw...) had as much or more to do with trade imbalance and related restrictions as it did with the abolitionist movement.

        Blaming one thing or another on sexual orientation is a cheap canard favoured by those who, quite (Barney) frankly, are undoubtedly familiar with the inside of closet doors.

        I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war, freed the slaves and brought peace to a divided nation... a nation who in their tacit appreciation for such leadership have now seen to it that the U.S. Supreme court is awash with Catholic scholars and nary a Babtwit in sight... save for the night cleaning staff.



        Bless you, my taciturn toilet polishers,
        Father Mo





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        A Cardinal in the making.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #34
          Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
          I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war.

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          Lincoln was raised Baptist.
          Oddly enough, Jefferson Davis was a catlick.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #35
            Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post

            I might remind you folks that in the end... it was the Catholic dominated North that won the war, .

            More lies from a ring kissing papist. The yankees didn't win anything. My Southern ancestors settled for an honorable peace. It was a draw. How else can you explain the Confederate flag flying over the South Carolina state house? There's no nazi flag flying in Berlin, that's because we whooped the Krauts. Get your facts straight, boy monger.

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            • Father Maurice Lester
              Ring-kissing Papist dog
              • Sep 2006
              • 3366

              #36
              Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Lincoln was raised Baptist.
              So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!


              Oddly enough, Jefferson Davis was a catlick.
              So a man revered by many in the Baptwit South for his dignified leadership during the civil war was a Catholic. I just goes to show how impressive a good Catholic education can be in the hands of a good Catholic boy... that or how hard it was for the entire Confederate Nation to come up with a suitable leader from a Baptwit background.


              Bless you, my confused confederate,
              Father Mo




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              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #37
                Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!
                I said he was raised Baptist. There's an important distinction.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                  So your gay President was a Baptwit... who could have guessed!
                  Lincoln is more nuanced than that; the good things he did, like the Gettysburg Address, were because of his Baptist upbringing. The bad things, like getting elected on anti-property free labor platform and oppressing the South by pretending he one the Civil War are because Lincoln was a dirty atheist.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Robert Hutchins
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 210

                    #39
                    Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                    Lincoln also banned slavery in seceeding states. So he makes a law only for those who have already told him he doesnt matter to them. Like "gay rights" rallies, even though we are so merciful a country we can't stone them like God wants us to.
                    Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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                    • B. Zellebub
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 2

                      #40
                      Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                      Did you guys know God never married? By that biblical logic, he's gay and hate you all.

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                      • Amanda the Fool
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 5

                        #41
                        Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                        Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • lrbailey
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 86

                          #42
                          Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                          Originally posted by Amandaf92 View Post
                          Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
                          Finely someone that makes any sort of since.
                          Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                          • Ritchie Mccrow
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 21

                            #43
                            Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                            Originally posted by Amandaf92 View Post
                            Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
                            Listen buddy this is a Christian forum. Don't used that language in this Godly forum you harlot, or are you Pedo with a retard looking young girl in your avatar

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22887

                              #44
                              Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                              Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                              Finely someone that makes any sort of since.
                              Pity that sentence didn't. Son, you have just experienced the power of Jesus making to make a mistake and become a laughing stock.
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                              • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                                Resident ex-satanist
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 488

                                #45
                                Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                                Originally posted by Amandaf92 View Post
                                Just reading this ignorant bullshit is making me feel more intelligent by the second.
                                Don't worry, I'm sure that feeling will go away soon; you don't sound like the sharpest nail on the cross, if you follow me
                                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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