[Nobar King]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And how many of your 'so called' 'scientists' have displayed fossil or skeletal remains of a unicorn? It's just like the Yeti, another folk superstition.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And how many of your 'so called' 'scientists' have displayed fossil or skeletal remains of a unicorn? It's just like the Yeti, another folk superstition.

A terrible "folk superstition" from an even greater folk superstition?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

In Alexandria, 72 Jewish scholars translated the Old Testament into Greek. They encountered the word “re'em” several times in their texts. They could not determine what the beast was. They knew it was strong, swift and horned. Finally, they decided to use the word “unicorn” in their translation.

I'm the first guy to say you can't trust the Jews, particularly in matters of religion, but the translators of the KJV 1611 version did not slavishly follow Jewish texts--they were inspired by God, not by money. Yet they, too, chose the word unicorns. So there you have it, straight from The Official Word of God®, the KJV1611. Anyway, if you're so much smarter and more knowledgeable than the KJV translators, perhaps you would enlighten us by telling us what is the Biblical Hebrew word for unicorns is (and don't say had keren--that's modern Hebrew, not Biblical).

Anyway, if he goats can have a single horn (Daniel 8:5), then why not horses?

This ensured that unicorn mythology would survive, for if it was in the bible, it was believed to be true.

Not just believed to be, my friend. If it's in the KJV1611, it is true. Except for some of the stuff in the Apocrypha.

The unicorn became a symbol of Christ, purity, lust, marriage and many other ideals.

Please don't lump Christ in with lust. The best animal symbol for Christ is the lamb, though a fish will do in a pinch, provided you don't put heretical stuff like feet or the word DARWIN on it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Here's the latest in gay unicorn fads:

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I have hear rumors of this gay unicorn. I'd like to fix his little red wagon.

However I have suspected that many women's interest in unicorns is thinly disguised. The evidence I submit below is pretty close tp what is really going on.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And now comes the “Avenging Unicorn”, precisely as described in Isaiah 34.

Although this one seems to have interchangeable horns and stabbed either a burglar or a mime artist. (I can’t see God liking either.)

Notice the Christians who are amazed at this; if they had read KJV, they would not have been so open-mouthed. They are probably false Christians who worship in some so-called church run by false prophets. If so, they’ll be next.

This toy is at least truer to its origins and intent.

[Bill Tardy]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

You guys know that unicorns aren't real right.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

You guys know that unicorns aren't real right.

What do you call the avenging unicorn in Isaiah then?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

What do you call the avenging unicorn in Isaiah then?

A hallucination?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

A hallucination?

Were talking about a real animal, not the invisible pink thing you pagans worship.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

A hallucination?

Amen!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

I just don’t understand all this “not believing in unicorns” nonsense. It should be accepted that unicorns exist even by the most stupid atheist. Here are 5 proofs:

1. “Uni” means “one” (it’s got the same number of letters and an “n” in the middle)
“Corn” means “horn” (as in cornet – a little horn)
The name clearly describes the creature and as God made all the animals, why would he had given a name to something he didn't make?

2. Imagine some Biblical character wandering about; at sometime he must have seen an animal with one horn. He comes back to the camp and mentions this.
“Hey Asshurim, guess what I saw today!”
“What did you see, Letushim?”
“An animal with one horn”
What, an animal like a turtle?”
“No, like a horse”
So someone must have seen one otherwise we couldn't describe it.

3. Would something have a name if it didn’t exist?
What is the word for a brick made of bananas that when you wave it at a toothbrush, it turns into an electrical outlet?
See, there isn’t a word for it, so it doesn’t exist!

4. If you think unicorns are mythical and dragons are mythical (both mentioned in the Bible) how do you know they are not the same thing? If you can distinguish them, they must be real.

5. God said they were real.

Now, I hope that settles the matter, let’s get on with explaining how ferocious unicorns are.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

And consider this evidence, someone has gone to the effort to write a website on how to watch unicorns. There's even a photograph of a real live unicorn.

NB. Turn you speakers down, the midi music is just terrable.

http://www.lair2000.net/Unicorn_Dreams/Unicorn_Watching/Unicorn_Watching.html

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

Unicorns don't exist
everybody knows that

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Unicorns don't exist
everybody knows that

Well, who's the bright one then? Didn't get round to reading the post that explains that they were all drowned in the Flood?

And don't come that ignorant bit about the Flood not happening, because (a) if it did not happen, we'd be knee deep in unicorns and (b) we have our own Geologist here and he'll slaughter any argument you put forward.