[True Disciple]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I don't see why there is even an argument about such a thing here! OBVIOUSLY Jesus is WHITE, because the man invented FOOTBALL, and FOOTBALL was created by a white man! SIMPLE LOGIC, HATETHEISTS!

As proof, I offer the story of Jesus providing enough food to feed the multitudes out of seven loaves of bread and a few little fishes (Matthew 15:30-39). First of all, Jesus's disciples represent the players (12 disciples, football USED to utilize 12 men, but now utilizes 11, because Judah was a traitor) and the loaves represent the football (because of the shape). The loaves are PASSED (as in football) among the disciples. This fed (or with football, entertained) the multitudes (in football, fans). So there ya go, Jesus invents football and feeds a bunch of people. He MUST be white. SIMPLE LOGIC!!!!!!!! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

I agree with your conclusions, but I don't really understand the way you got there. Football isn't in the Bible, is it?

Maybe you need to elaborate some more on this.

[Brit gangster wannabe]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Jesus aint white. Never has been, never will be. (MY OPINION)

Read Revelation.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Jesus aint white. Never has been, never will be. (MY OPINION)

We don't care about your opinion, or any opinion for that matter. We care about facts. The facts as written in the Holy Bible.

[GOD=life]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Jesus aint white. Never has been, never will be. (MY OPINION) (with other words: you're just spouting nonsense, wanting the attention your parents refuse to give you)

Hi Brit gangster wannabe. Thank you for sharing your poorly researched opinion with us. We all hope you have fun as you head for prison to be sodomized prior to going to Hell.

Have a nice day

[Brit gangster wannabe]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Hi Brit gangster wannabe. Thank you for sharing your poorly researched opinion with us. We all hope you have fun as you head for prison to be sodomized prior to going to Hell.

Have a nice day

Hey now my brother aka allegedly peodophile fantasist. Its not poorly researched. Read the book of revalation Im not heading to hell. infact im baptised and born again so Im going straight to the top.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Hey now my brother aka allegedly peodophile fantasist. Its not poorly researched. Read the book of revalation Im not heading to hell. infact im baptised and born again so Im going straight to the top.

You are going to be banned in short order unless you straighten up and fly right, pal. This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

[Brit gangster wannabe]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

You are going to be banned in short order unless you straighten up and fly right, pal. This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

Im here to gain some insight into what other people belive about my father in heaven. Not here to cause trouble. But i will defend when neccesary. I obviously came here because i am a CHRISTIAN myself. I'd appriciate if you wernt all so judgmental and actually listend to some of my views instead of being quick to jump on a stick.

Forgive me oh lord for feeling hate towards some of the people on this forum.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Im here to gain some insight into what other people belive about my father in heaven. Not here to cause trouble. But i will defend when neccesary. I obviously came here because i am a CHRISTIAN myself. I'd appriciate if you wernt all so judgmental and actually listend to some of my views instead of being quick to jump on a stick.

Forgive me oh lord for feeling hate towards some of the people on this forum.

WE are commanded by God to judge. Please see my sermon on the subject HERE.

Please stop derailing our threads.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[True Disciple]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Im here to gain some insight into what other people belive about my father in heaven. Not here to cause trouble. But i will defend when neccesary. I obviously came here because i am a CHRISTIAN myself. I'd appriciate if you wernt all so judgmental and actually listend to some of my views instead of being quick to jump on a stick.

Forgive me oh lord for feeling hate towards some of the people on this forum.

The Lord Jesus will only forgive you if you are a True Christian(tm), something which I doubt, regarding your posts so far.

Nevertheless, I don't hate you, I only feel a deep sadness to see someone posting blasphemies in the conviction that he actually is a Christian. Poor lost soul...

Furthermore:
1. where in Revelation does it read that Jesus wouldn't be white? Or is it just your opinion? If it is your opinion, what are we supposed to find in Revelation?
2. Why do you insult brother God=life without being provoked? After all, you call yourself a gangster, which brings me to the third point:
3. There is nothing Christian about being a gangster.

Before accusing us of not taking your viewpoints seriously, first make sure that your viewpoints actually make sense. As I've shown, they do not.

[Brit gangster wannabe]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

The Lord Jesus will only forgive you if you are a True Christian™, something which I doubt, regarding your posts so far.

Nevertheless, I don't hate you, I only feel a deep sadness to see someone posting blasphemies in the conviction that he actually is a Christian. Poor lost soul...

Furthermore:
1. where in Revelation does it read that Jesus wouldn't be white? Or is it just your opinion? If it is your opinion, what are we supposed to find in Revelation?
2. Why do you insult brother God=life without being provoked? After all, you call yourself a gangster, which brings me to the third point:
3. There is nothing Christian about being a gangster.

Before accusing us of not taking your viewpoints seriously, first make sure that your viewpoints actually make sense. As I've shown, they do not.

Oh so.. lemme get this straight.. im only a true christian when I get my post count up....? yeah.. thats umm. pretty stupid. I spread the gospel of the lord in person where it works best, not on the internet.

[True Disciple]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Oh so.. lemme get this straight.. im only a true christian when I get my post count up....?

Of course not, you idiot! Use your God-given brains for a change!
True Christianity™ is more than just a label on your username. It reflects a mindset, which consists of following God's Word (The KJV Bible) literally, and in its entirety. No matter how often you post, if you aren't a True Christian™, you will never become one if your message is heresy. Conversely, the mods at this forum aren't clairvoyant either (only God is, Praise His Holy Name) and need to read some of your posts to be sure that you're a True Christian™.
Not that you need to bother, of course, your incessant hatemongery makes it perfectly clear that you are about as Christian as Emperor Nero!

yeah.. thats umm. pretty stupid. I spread the gospel of the lord in person where it works best, not on the internet.

This is a worship forum, which means that it is not a debate forum, nor a forum where we try to convert the heathens. We have other options if we like to do that.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Honestly why would anyone question if Jesus was white, of course he is, anyone who would think anything different should be stoned. this is a very upsetting topic for me

[Butch Albright]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I agree with your conclusions, but I don't really understand the way you got there. Football isn't in the Bible, is it?

Maybe you need to elaborate some more on this.

Thanks for pointin' out the hasty arguments, Brother, this subject had just gotten me so riled up I forgot to go over some of the background, but I'll explain myself a bit more thoroughly now.

Now, while you are absolutely correct that football is not specifically written as that exact word in the bible, we know for a FACT that it is GOD'S FAVORITE SPORT, so it just makes sense that it would be invented by GOD'S FAVORITE SON. He just decided not to name it right then and there, because we all know that Jesus was a humble, decent white man, and therefore allowed his follower, Walter Camp, to take the credit and select annual All-American teams to support the good of the sport. The fish and loaves story was how it all started, but Jesus wanted to make sure it was a true AMERICAN sport, so he let good ol' WC claim it. Hope that clears some things up! FOOTBALL!!!

[True Disciple]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Thanks for pointin' out the hasty arguments, Brother, this subject had just gotten me so riled up I forgot to go over some of the background, but I'll explain myself a bit more thoroughly now.

Now, while you are absolutely correct that football is not specifically written as that exact word in the bible, we know for a FACT that it is GOD'S FAVORITE SPORT, so it just makes sense that it would be invented by GOD'S FAVORITE SON. He just decided not to name it right then and there, because we all know that Jesus was a humble, decent white man, and therefore allowed his follower, Walter Camp, to take the credit and select annual All-American teams to support the good of the sport. The fish and loaves story was how it all started, but Jesus wanted to make sure it was a true AMERICAN sport, so he let good ol' WC claim it. Hope that clears some things up! FOOTBALL!!!

Okay, now it's crystal clear to me. Thanks!

[Rev Beaten]

Re: Except Not

Those who sit in judgment ride on WHITE asses... you know asses are donkeys right? So would that not mean all white people are donkeys? Or maybe it means those who sit in judgment (negative) are white. And by the way, since Mary is Middle Eastern, even if you contend that God is white, Jesus is still half Middle Eastern. And all the other proof is...paintings. So where exactly does this fit in? http://www.vogueidea.com/art/kandinsky-painting.jpg