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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    • Sep 2006
    • 2084

    #1

    Injun Reparations

    Many believe that Indians have been treated unfairly over the past several hundred years. That's a bunch of Sitting Bull. Indians have long benefited from the white man. First they got a svelte and attractive new population figure due to genocide and contagious diseases. Then, during the Trail of Tears, they enjoyed fresh air and sightseeing. Now they get to occasionally star in nationally broadcast commercials as crying wusses.



    Enough! I'm sick of these savages sucking on America's ample teat. It's time we button up our collective blouse and declare, "Get lost, Squanto. You're on your own."

    If anything, our forefathers were too kind. Indians raped buffalo and smoked crack.



    They had zero respect for nature. They poisoned the land with cheap pottery and arrowheads, both of which we are still finding to this day. They also wore makeup and dressed more flamboyantly than Liberace. I challenge you, gentle reader, to tell me which of these pictures is of an Indian and which is of a Las Vegas showgirl.



    You can't. They're indistinguishable.

    The notion that these buffalo-raping, crack-smoking transvestites deserve reparations is laughable. I say Indians owe white people for giving us place names that are difficult to pronounce, like Wunnohteaonk and Chemquasabamticook. Praise Jesus.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Injun Reparations

    Reparations??? The Indians owe us REAL Americans reparations for Pre-Stealing our Land!! They knew perfectly well that Christ promised America to His chosen elect. If they want their own country they have one; Mexico.

    Indians are a total pain in the behind. First they kill our ancestors when they moved to Freehold. Then they filled our yards with their trash like bones so every time you dig in your garden it become some kind of archeological dig with these insane secular professors running around your place. So they tell me Ayuhwa Indians meant "sleepy one"s. So what, they all laid down in my yard to sleep just to make it impossible for me to pave my driveway?

    Jerks could have found a better place to die.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
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      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Injun Reparations

      Praise Jesus Brother Hatchet!

      As is the case with the Negro, the redskin is his own worst enemy. Hundreds of thousands of square miles in reservations that were given to them (free of charge) and what have they accomplished? Nothing.

      But as the Negro blames crack cocaine for his larceny, the mohawks blame their poverty on alcohol. I've driven through the reservations and all you see is the injun laying in the gutter with an empty fifth of Everclear nearby. Lazy bums looking for the perpetual handout and blaming everyone but themselves for their failure as a race.

      Now, as the "indian givers" that they are, they are gypping the white man out of his hard earned money in their "casinos" (houses of sin). Any homeless bum with a "Kawanatchee" surname can forge documents and open a casino virtually any where claiming that his ancestor from 200 years ago owned "tribal" land.

      It's time to put the smack down on the "Native" American.

      In Christ!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #4
        Re: Injun Reparations

        It's always about the wampum, isn't it? Someone needs to smoke-um peace pipe and chill. The injuns should be thankful they can sell firewater, untaxed cigarettes, M-80's and rigged games to the white man on tax-exempt land. Who owes WHO? I've seen injuns throw raw salmon they are allowed unlimited catches of into the back seats of their convertible Caddies.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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        • Old Man Hatchet
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          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #5
          Re: Injun Reparations

          Wild animals--like bears, wolverines, and cougars--always make excellent mascots. Indians are no exception. Of course, liberals have a problem with Indians being "objectified."



          I am proud that my high school was the home of the Bloodthirsty Savages. We had a cute logo that depicted two Indians scalping and raping a white woman.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22938

            #6
            Re: Injun Reparations

            The fate of the injuns was decided already by God. He gives explicit instructions as to how He gives a country to His chosen people.

            The Pilgrim Fathers, escaping for a lieberal Europe, should have been fully guided by the following:

            Ex:6:4: And I have also established my covenant with them, to give them the land of Canaan, the land of their pilgrimage, wherein they were strangers.

            Much happens and The Children of Israel get to the border of The Promised Land.

            Nu:33:50: And the LORD spake unto Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho, saying,
            Nu:33:51: Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye are passed over Jordan into the land of Canaan;
            Nu:33:52: Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places:
            Nu:33:53: And ye shall dispossess the inhabitants of the land, and dwell therein: for I have given you the land to possess it.

            Nu:33:55: But if ye will not drive out the inhabitants of the land from before you; then it shall come to pass, that those which ye let remain of them shall be pricks in your eyes, and thorns in your sides, and shall vex you in the land wherein ye dwell.
            Nu:33:56: Moreover it shall come to pass, that I shall do unto you, as I thought to do unto them.

            However, it appears that verse 52 remained unfollowed – there was only so much that they could do at the time.

            And now, the prophecy in 55 is come to pass and the redskin wants money and wants to make the lives of Godly Citizens miserable.

            Oh that each and every president had heeded God!
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            • Timofey
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              • Jul 2010
              • 172

              #7
              Re: Injun Reparations

              Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
              It's always about the wampum, isn't it? Someone needs to smoke-um peace pipe and chill. The injuns should be thankful they can sell firewater, untaxed cigarettes, M-80's and rigged games to the white man on tax-exempt land. Who owes WHO? I've seen injuns throw raw salmon they are allowed unlimited catches of into the back seats of their convertible Caddies.
              Brother LOL,

              I still can't get over your new picture.

              I tell you the aboriginals of this great country are doing fine. Back in my hedonistic days, the local tribe, Chumash, got plenty of my wampum!!


              1 Timothy 5
              23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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              • landoverlover
                Also loves Jesus and America
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2010
                • 828

                #8
                Re: Injun Reparations

                Originally posted by Timofey View Post
                Brother LOL,

                I still can't get over your new picture.

                I tell you the aboriginals of this great country are doing fine. Back in my hedonistic days, the local tribe, Chumash, got plenty of my wampum!!


                Indeed they are, Brother Timofey! In my own state, the Burns-Paiute Tribe in Burns, Oregon, was given the old city dump for restoration of their tribal land.
                Such ingratitude! They were given this valuable free land because a hundred years or so ago, before any of current injuns were born, the city fathers invited the tribe on a nature hike out of state. Exercise, a sure cure for depression! And no gratitude then, either.

                And now they have a used blow-up tent deal for a casino and still nothing but complaints because it keeps springing leaks. I swear, give them an inch...
                Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                • Brother Helge
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                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1074

                  #9
                  Re: Injun Reparations

                  Why don't you just put them on a boat back to India?
                  "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                  John 8:32

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                  • Babatunde
                    Coon for Christ
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 58

                    #10
                    Re: Injun Reparations

                    We hear similar sorts of things among Godless people Africa, wanting "reparations" for what the white man has done to them.

                    Well, the white man has actually done A LOT for my fellow Africans. He built many thousands of churches all over Africa, sent missionaries, saved countless souls and brought infastructure and good government in places where the law of the jungle once existed. In America, the white man did the same for the Injun man, did he not?

                    And for me personally, the white man in England has given me a visa to come and preach the Gospel there. Just as he helped my people in the past, I am now returning the favour. The land of England is in a terrible state now, and needs Jesus before He decides to burn it all up.

                    In my opinion people who moan on and on about reparations and wanting land are greedy and materialistic. They seek their treasures on this earth, not in the Kingdom to come

                    My advice to my American friends is JUST SAY "NO" to THESE INJUN TRIBES. That is the Godly and righteous thing to do.
                    "And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know, but who are ye?" Acts 19:15

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Injun Reparations

                      Ok, what really ticks me off about this whole "reparations" thing is that it benefits those who did not have to suffer. I can kind of (and I emphasize kind of) understand that negro slaves or displaced Indians might feel entitled, because they had to live through the actual era. But, what I don't understand is rewarding descendents who never even experienced the so-called "crimes" that their forefathers were dealt.

                      Look, anyone can go back in history and find their family wronged. I've traced my ancestry back to the Pilgrims when they had to leave England to escape religious prosecution. But, do you see me suing the British Government and trying to get money out of the deal? Do I demand that the Queen herself give me a stipend of 5,000 British Pounds and some land just because great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy was treated unfairly? NO!

                      This is why we need to stand up and take back our land. Indian Reservations are theft. That land is ours. Just because their great-great-great-yea-you-get-the-idea-grandparents lived on that land doesn't make it theirs to this day! There's this thing, it's called Property Law. Real estate changes hands. Just because they had ancestors living there does not make them entitled to have free run over the land and operate outside the law.

                      How come I can't build a casino on my property but an Indian can? Because it's racism. Racism against white people and other non-Indian races. We need to destroy these unfair government set-asides and demand equality.

                      If you believe in freedom and equality and America, you'll agree with me!

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                      • Old Man Hatchet
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2084

                        #12
                        Re: Injun Reparations

                        I'm tired of liberals bringing up "massacres" committed by American soldiers against Indians. Consider the Wounded Knee Massacre, when our brave boys in the U.S. 7th Calvary Regiment went up against the Lakota's strongest women and children. It couldn't have been that bad of a massacre. It's called "Wounded Knee," for Pete's sake. Injuries like that are sustained at tennis matches.




                        An Indian lazing about in the snow at the Wounded Knee Massacre.

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                        • Sam Diamond
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 182

                          #13
                          Re: Injun Reparations

                          What of the worst massacre of them all, Custer's last stand? Lets not forget the Trail of Tears, the Oregon trail. Poor white settlers where constantly attacked by Injuns as the tried to make it from St Louis to the west coast.

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                          • Nurse Clampett
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                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974

                            #14
                            Re: Injun Reparations

                            Considering the savage injuns inhospitable reaction to the white mans attempt to tame him, I say they have done quite well for themselves. Reservations, casinos, grape soda and the fact that they can pray to their heathen gods shows how much America has tolerated their intolerance. Demanding our money is just another slap in the face to our Godly forefathers attempts to save the red skin from the fires of hell.
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • landoverlover
                              Also loves Jesus and America
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                              • Jul 2010
                              • 828

                              #15
                              Re: Injun Reparations

                              Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
                              Why don't you just put them on a boat back to India?
                              Sadly they are woo-woo Indians not dot-head Indians.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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