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  • #16
    Re: How tall was Jesus?

    Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
    Your telling me that Jesus is the same height as Bush? No, no, and no. Jews in Ancient Times tend to be short in stature, so no. Don't compare Bush to Jesus EVER. KKK eh? pfft
    1. Yes, the same - 5'11"
    2. How knowest thou this? That sounds like a stretch to me, PLUS it does not matter because Jesus was white NOT a Joo. Duh, everyone knows that.
    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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    • #17
      Re: How tall was Jesus?

      Tall enough, I reckon.
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • #18
        Re: How tall was Jesus?

        Well, I can't give much in the way of actual evidence, but I always like to think of Jesus as being somewhere along the lines of 11 to12 feet tall. That way, He's big enough to wield a winchester lever action rifle in each hand with ease.
        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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        • #19
          Re: How tall was Jesus?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          The Bible supports that; people once lived over 500 years and were 10ft tall.
          hahah 500years and 10ft tall hahah

          give me a break and people getting smaller, yeah right

          people are getting taller not smaller

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          • #20
            Re: How tall was Jesus?

            Originally posted by Saintslayer View Post
            R.U.T.'s revolution demanding rights on this forum. If not we will keep invading these topics
            A revolution that invades topics on internet forums; are you an idiot?

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            • #21
              Re: How tall was Jesus?

              I have a mental picture of Jesus in my head, and HE looks like this...
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • #22
                Re: How tall was Jesus?

                Kind of makes a girl glad that she has a friend in Jesus, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

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                • #23
                  Re: How tall was Jesus?

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Since GW Bush is 5'11" I would assume the same height for Jesus.
                  That was a very good guess. We don't have exact measurements, but people have measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud. We know that He was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".

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                  • #24
                    Re: How tall was Jesus?

                    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                    Kind of makes a girl glad that she has a friend in Jesus, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
                    Yes it does, sister. Good looks are standard equipment with our Jesus! I was also thinking that if Brad Pitt is 5'11.5" that Jesus should be six feet, because I can't imagine Jesus being any less of a man than Brad, especially after the way he treated Jennifer! And I also was thinking that Jesus might be an inch taller due to his luscious long blonde hair?
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • #25
                      Re: How tall was Jesus?

                      Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.

                      1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.

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                      • #26
                        Re: How tall was Jesus?

                        Originally posted by Samuel Butler View Post
                        Why does this question matter.
                        You ARE kidding aren't you, of course it matters a great deal, I cannot believe that you don't see that readily. By the way, welcome - what is your favorite bible verse (KJV only of course)? My favorite is shown in my signature...
                        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • #27
                          Re: How tall was Jesus?

                          Originally posted by Samuel Butler View Post
                          Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.

                          1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
                          Damned idiot – of course it matters! When you are addressing Jesus, you want to be looking at Him, not over his head or somewhere near His throat!

                          You are may be suggesting that this is an adiaphoron?
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                          • #28
                            Re: How tall was Jesus?

                            Originally posted by Samuel Butler View Post
                            Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.

                            1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
                            Are you jealous friend? There is no reason to be ashemed of not measuring up to the Word Made Flesh.

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                            • #29
                              Re: How tall was Jesus?

                              The Apostle Paul attested that Jesus was a tall man in Romans 3:23: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.

                              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                              • #30
                                Re: How tall was Jesus?

                                How can one measure the height of something that does not exist?
                                I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                                "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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