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  • #31
    Re: How tall was Jesus?

    Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
    How can one measure the height of something that does not exist?
    Is this one of those trick secular science questions? I give up, how do you measure something that doesn't exist?

    And what does that riddle have to do with Jesus Christ?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: How tall was Jesus?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Is this one of those trick secular science questions? I give up, how do you measure something that doesn't exist?

      And what does that riddle have to do with Jesus Christ?
      It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.

      But in all out honesty, I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8". Mainly because over the last 2000 years sexual selection favored individuals with more heigth.
      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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      • #33
        Re: How tall was Jesus?

        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
        It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.

        But in all out honesty, I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8". Mainly because over the last 2000 years sexual selection favored individuals with more heigth.
        Bad-mouthing our Savior and dragging the thread down into sextalk is a good way to get banned, fido.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: How tall was Jesus?

          Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
          I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8".
          You would be wrong. If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed where I told you on the previous page that scientists measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud and determined that Jesus was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".

          God was His biological father, so of course Jesus was taller than everyone else around.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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          • #35
            Re: How tall was Jesus?

            Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
            It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.
            Nobody is impressed with your trickery, witch.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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            • #36
              Re: How tall was Jesus?

              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
              You would be wrong. If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed where I told you on the previous page that scientists measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud and determined that Jesus was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".

              God was His biological father, so of course Jesus was taller than everyone else around.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

              "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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              • #37
                Re: How tall was Jesus?

                Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
                Why is it that you can lie through your teeth and then arrogantly expect us to overlook it? You took advantage of sweet innocent sister Jenny with your fast-talking deceptions about her ingesting dangerous chemicals, making false promises to send a $10,000 Love Offering to our Godly church, and then just changing the subject. What do you take us for? Small town rubes? Are all atheist monkey worshipers so fast and lose with the truth?

                Pay up, heathen.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #38
                  Re: How tall was Jesus?

                  Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                  Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
                  No one here has a problem with TRUE science. True science does not conflict with God's Holy Word.

                  What we have a problem with is secular false science, of science falsely so-called (1 Timothy 6:20). These folks work backwards from their conclusion that God doesn't exist and that there is a material explanation for everything.

                  When a True Scientist comes to something that cannot be explained, he has the courage to give the credit and the glory to God. The secular scientist will reject this explanation, insisting that it couldn't have been God, that it must have been something else, anything else, no matter how preposterous, and without regard for scriptural accuracy.

                  When a True Scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he knows that he has made a mistake, and will try, try, try again until he gets a result that conforms to God's Word. When the secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                  • #39
                    Re: How tall was Jesus?

                    Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                    Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
                    We know The Bible is true. Therefore any science that contradicts The Bible has to be a lie.

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                    • #40
                      Re: How tall was Jesus?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      No one here has a problem with TRUE science. True science does not conflict with God's Holy Word.

                      What we have a problem with is secular false science, of science falsely so-called (1 Timothy 6:20). These folks work backwards from their conclusion that God doesn't exist and that there is a material explanation for everything.

                      When a True Scientist comes to something that cannot be explained, he has the courage to give the credit and the glory to God. The secular scientist will reject this explanation, insisting that it couldn't have been God, that it must have been something else, anything else, no matter how preposterous, and without regard for scriptural accuracy.

                      When a True Scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he knows that he has made a mistake, and will try, try, try again until he gets a result that conforms to God's Word. When the secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      You just made my point. You said that if a "secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results." But you also make that same point with your so-called True Scientists. For example, you said that if a True Scientist comes to something that he/she cannot explain, he/she gives the credit to God. This True Scientist "lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results." What if one if gravity was never explained. Then some True Scientist might think that the gravity phenomenon can only be explained by God. He'll publish his work and everyone will believe that God is created by God. By in reality gravity is the result of warping of space and time by massive objects. I hope you see my point, if not I'll try to explain it better.
                      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                      • #41
                        Re: How tall was Jesus?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Why is it that you can lie through your teeth and then arrogantly expect us to overlook it? You took advantage of sweet innocent sister Jenny with your fast-talking deceptions about her ingesting dangerous chemicals, making false promises to send a $10,000 Love Offering to our Godly church, and then just changing the subject. What do you take us for? Small town rubes? Are all atheist monkey worshipers so fast and lose with the truth?

                        Pay up, heathen.
                        I am not changing the subject. JennyD did consume DHMO, thus I do not need to pay.
                        I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                        "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                        • #42
                          Re: How tall was Jesus?

                          Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                          You just made my point.
                          No, because you're comparing apples and oranges. The Bible is God's Word, so anything that contradicts it is obviously wrong.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                          • #43
                            Re: How tall was Jesus?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                            No, because you're comparing apples and oranges. The Bible is God's Word, so anything that contradicts it is obviously wrong.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            It's so easy to say that the Bible is God's Word but you have not provided any proof. And I can't just believe. Because I don't want to start a debate of the credibility of evidence in this forum topic, please just pm me any evidence that exists, and we can debate in that manner.
                            I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                            "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                            • #44
                              Re: How tall was Jesus?

                              Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                              It's so easy to say that the Bible is God's Word but you have not provided any proof.
                              Here you go:

                              2Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                              You wanted proof, and now you have it.

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                              • #45
                                Re: How tall was Jesus?

                                Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
                                How can one measure the height of something that does not exist?
                                (a)Jesus existed. (b) Can you please learn to use your God-Given brain? Imagine a full-grown African elephant in you backyard - now image you by the side of it... get the picture?
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