[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Hi, for starters I would like to mention I never made it 1 minute into the video. I stopped somewhere around the Earth being 6,000 years old. To add some input on that I have a simple question, are you people stupid? The Earth is obviously older and 6,000 years. I wasn't even aware this was up for debate until this moment. When I was a kid I watched some Veggy Tails movie about a fish slapping town and how God destroyed the town or something of the sort (this was a dictation from the Bible correct?). Why was it that God destroyed the town again? I feel it had something to do with people being hateful to each other. Let me ask you another question while we're on the subject, when you depicted that you should beat your children and disown those who do not believe in the same thing as you, what were you smoking? I'm happy to be an Atheist just so I can say I am the complete opposite of you fools. If God existed why am I still here typing? Is it because I'll get what's coming to me when the time is right? If God was the hateful man who damned everyone that did not respect his writing (may I add this writing was probably the discovery of psychedelic mushrooms) why is he taking my, for lack of a better word, shit? To answer some common questions before they might be asked. How did the universe come to existence? I do not know, but I am positive there is a scientific answer to the question that human knowledge has yet to achieve. How did we end up on this planet? I do not know either, I do not think Science will ever answer this question but I refuse to believe an invisible man in the sky poofed us here.

Or am I utterly mistaken and currently speaking to a Satanic group of worshipers? O.o

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hi, for starters I would like to mention I never made it 1 minute into the video. I stopped somewhere around the Earth being 6,000 years old. To add some input on that I have a simple question, are you people stupid?

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums. You'll note that unlike atheists, you'll find no one here bitter or insulting. We extend a warm welcome to you and your kind as long as you maintain a respectful dialog. To answer your question, no. No we are not stupid. We have among our number, some great theological and intellectual giants. I would encourage you to spend some time reading our science forum. If you do so with an open mind, you just might learn a thing or two.

The Earth is obviously older and 6,000 years.

It's not obvious at all. You've simply been told that your mythology is true. You just so happen to be surrounded by a community that shares this belief. But don't take my word for it - learn for yourself. The truth is out there.

I wasn't even aware this was up for debate until this moment. When I was a kid I watched some Veggy Tails movie about a fish slapping town and how God destroyed the town or something of the sort (this was a dictation from the Bible correct?). Why was it that God destroyed the town again? I feel it had something to do with people being hateful to each other.

I don't know. I don't watch "veggie tales" and don't allow my children to do so either. They are terribly liberal and promote vegetarianism. This cartoon is the Mother Jones of Biblical cartoons. Bibleman, on the other hand, is a fantastic source of knowledge in an entertaining media.

Let me ask you another question while we're on the subject, when you depicted that you should beat your children and disown those who do not believe in the same thing as you, what were you smoking?

Nothing.

I'm happy to be an Atheist just so I can say I am the complete opposite of you fools. If God existed why am I still here typing? Is it because I'll get what's coming to me when the time is right?

Yes.

If God was the hateful man who damned everyone that did not respect his writing (may I add this writing was probably the discovery of psychedelic mushrooms) why is he taking my, for lack of a better word, shit?

You just answered this a moment ago. You'll get what's coming to you when the time is right.

To answer some common questions before they might be asked. How did the universe come to existence? I do not know, but I am positive there is a scientific answer to the question that human knowledge has yet to achieve. How did we end up on this planet? I do not know either, I do not think Science will ever answer this question but I refuse to believe an invisible man in the sky poofed us here.

We did not ask you these questions and we are not the least bit interested in your opinion. This is not a debate forum, dear, but a church forum where God's Favorite People come to worship and share the Good News.

Or am I utterly mistaken and currently speaking to a Satanic group of worshipers? O.o

No.

[Didymus Much]

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...Or am I utterly mistaken...

Yes.

...and currently speaking to a Satanic group of worshipers? O.o

And still mistaken. Google "false dichotomy".

[Wide-Open]

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a fish slapping town and how God destroyed the town or something of the sort (this was a dictation from the Bible correct?)

Somehow I missed the "Thou shalt not slap thy fish" in my trusty KJV.

[JuckleJack]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Hi, for starters I would like to mention I never made it 1 minute into the video. I stopped somewhere around the Earth being 6,000 years old. To add some input on that I have a simple question, are you people stupid? The Earth is obviously older and 6,000 years. I wasn't even aware this was up for debate until this moment. When I was a kid I watched some Veggy Tails movie about a fish slapping town and how God destroyed the town or something of the sort (this was a dictation from the Bible correct?). Why was it that God destroyed the town again? I feel it had something to do with people being hateful to each other. Let me ask you another question while we're on the subject, when you depicted that you should beat your children and disown those who do not believe in the same thing as you, what were you smoking? I'm happy to be an Atheist just so I can say I am the complete opposite of you fools. If God existed why am I still here typing? Is it because I'll get what's coming to me when the time is right? If God was the hateful man who damned everyone that did not respect his writing (may I add this writing was probably the discovery of psychedelic mushrooms) why is he taking my, for lack of a better word, shit? To answer some common questions before they might be asked. How did the universe come to existence? I do not know, but I am positive there is a scientific answer to the question that human knowledge has yet to achieve. How did we end up on this planet? I do not know either, I do not think Science will ever answer this question but I refuse to believe an invisible man in the sky poofed us here.

Or am I utterly mistaken and currently speaking to a Satanic group of worshipers? O.o

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Who is Brian?

[Goddess Of Logic]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

God created a monstrous being to trick the minds that god created himself. God is all knowing so before creating someone he would have known they would be fooled by the devil, but god made them anyway. Effectively god knowingly created people to be sent to hell, therefore god is the real monster. SO the real question is, how do you know that the master of deception Satan himself, has not tricked you and is pretending to be god. Logic would be Gods test to see if you are worthy of heaven. Blind faith is ignorance and show you,re not using the Brian god gave you.

[Didymus Much]

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IMA go right ahead a burst your bubble right open...

Yeah, and in 83 pages of this thread, over 4 1/2 YEARS in the making, not one other person has pointed any of that out. Oh wait...

Do you always burst into conversations without familiarizing yourself with what's been covered previously (protip: it really helps if you don't want to look foolish), or at least introducing yourself like polite people do?

[Goddess Of Logic]

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IMA go right ahead a burst your bubble right open. The video you posted is what we call satire, which is basically taking the piss of your religion. Notice the guys goofey voice and in the middle of the video he says and I quote "isn't god Unbelievable!" at the end of the video it says"inspired by Richard Dawkins" if you misinterpreted this simple video, how can you people be trusted with swaying peoples thoughts to matches your own? Seriously. You CAN be wrong, as you have just discovered. MINDBLOW!

[krunsch]

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Pastor Ezekiel wrote

"Facts" always change. 200 years ago it was a "fact" that Man couldn't fly. Now it's a "fact" that we can.


God never changes.

Aaaand busted!!!!! You just conclusively proofed that the existence of god does not exhibit the same properties as a fact. Therefore existence of god is not a fact.

[krunsch]

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I am not sure whether this is sarcasm or not.

[Didymus Much]

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So the basis of proof here is "the bible said so."...

Uh, yeah. It took you this long to notice?

...That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard...

Is this your first time encountering religion?

...If you really want to confuse atheists, give some proof from OUTSIDE the bible.

But then you'd have knowledge. God doesn't want that. He want you to have faith. If you can't accept that (or any other of God's 630+ commands and conditions), it's your choice to go to Hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

So the basis of proof here is "the bible said so."

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

If you really want to confuse atheists, give some proof from OUTSIDE the bible.

I hardly think that atheists need any help getting confused.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

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So the basis of proof here is "the bible said so."

Friend, if you cannot believe God, who can you believe, the Easter Bunny?

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Just quoting you, sorry.

If you really want to confuse atheists, give some proof from OUTSIDE the bible.

Can I quote you on that?

[Bible=Lie]

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So the basis of proof here is "the bible said so."

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

If you really want to confuse atheists, give some proof from OUTSIDE the bible.