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  • Giant Asian hornets

    Not content with ass-raping the American economy with a (fake!) deadly virus made in Chinatown, China and also inventing the (hoax!) global warming conspiracy to give all the great American meat-packing jobs to Mexicans and Africanized Americans, the country of Asia has sent more rapists in the form of giant Asian hornets.

    "An individual hornet can kill 40 European honey bees in one minute."

    Are you happy now Democrats? America is being destroyed? It makes me tremble with rage when I watch the American worker bee getting beaten down again and again but finally he has enough and gets a $2T bailout which raises all the stock prices so he can carry on creating meat-packing jobs, his life-long passion. It's a pure Rocky IV moment. I think I'll have another Scotch.

    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    "An individual hornet can kill 40 European honey bees in one minute."
    I see they are lethal to the feeble Eurobees, but what about honey bees, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir?
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Giant Asian hornets

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
      I see they are lethal to the feeble Eurobees, but what about honey bees, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir?

      More like 25 to 30 or 35 I'd say. Somewhere in that ball park, not as many but not far off. Very interesting to look into that.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        Re: Giant Asian hornets

        They couldn't kill a clockwork bee because it isn't alive in the first place!

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        • #5
          Re: Giant Asian hornets

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Not content with ass-raping the American economy with a (fake!) deadly virus made in Chinatown, China and also inventing the (hoax!) global warming conspiracy to give all the great American meat-packing jobs to Mexicans and Africanized Americans, the country of Asia has sent more rapists in the form of giant Asian hornets.

          "An individual hornet can kill 40 European honey bees in one minute."

          Are you happy now Democrats? America is being destroyed? It makes me tremble with rage when I watch the American worker bee getting beaten down again and again but finally he has enough and gets a $2T bailout which raises all the stock prices so he can carry on creating meat-packing jobs, his life-long passion. It's a pure Rocky IV moment. I think I'll have another Scotch.

          These Hornets are very deadly actually and can kill they will also wreck our honeybee colonies. Asia never sends anything good

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          • #6
            Re: Giant Asian hornets

            The last Democrat to love America was the godly George Wallace.
            Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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            • #7
              Re: Giant Asian hornets

              Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
              These Hornets are very deadly actually and can kill they will also wreck our honeybee colonies. Asia never sends anything good
              I didnt mean to put in actually really since you did acknowledge that they are a threat to America so I apologize

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                Re: Giant Asian hornets

                Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                I didnt mean to put in actually really since you did acknowledge that they are a threat to America so I apologize
                I thought you were disagreeing and saying the hornets werent a threat so that's why i said that my apologies

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                  Re: Giant Asian hornets

                  Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                  I didnt mean to put in actually really since you did acknowledge that they are a threat to America so I apologize
                  Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                  I thought you were disagreeing and saying the hornets werent a threat so that's why i said that my apologies
                  Why are you arguing with yourself?
                  Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                  1 Corinthians 11:13

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                  • #10
                    Re: Giant Asian hornets

                    Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                    These Hornets are very deadly actually and can kill they will also wreck our honeybee colonies. Asia never sends anything good
                    I have a clean limbed Nephew who likes honey and he is terrified of these little monsters.

                    But if you think about it, it makes sense that Jesus should create ex nihilo them in the East where everyone worships devils and demons or some such, rather than in a God fearing American country.

                    That they are coming to this great nation is another reason we need Mr Trump and Jesus' help to build a wall to stop these pests once and for all.

                    My eager young Nephew (can you believe he's nearly shaving?) says that in the East the bees stop the hornets by clambering all over the hornet in some kind of lesbian orgy (he says that the bees and hornets are all women) but the hornets are straight but the Eastern bees are gay so that kills the hornet.

                    In America we don't have gay bees so they have no defence against the hornet. Some people have been saying that we should look into turning our bees gay so they can fend off the hornets but A) that would make Jesus very unhappy


                    Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
                    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
                    Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

                    and 2: who wants to eat gay honey?

                    Other folks say that this is just a way to attack Jesus buy forcing people to eat gay honey in the hopes that it will turn people gay (which is stupid because you can't 'turn' people gay- it's a choice).

                    Maybe it's safest just to eat jelly.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Giant Asian hornets

                      Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                      Why are you arguing with yourself?
                      It is a very good question, dear Dana, but I am beginning to doubt any of his multiple personalities is sharp enough to answer it.


                      I will pray for this lost soul, that it can get rid of the demons.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Giant Asian hornets

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        My eager young Nephew (can you believe he's nearly shaving?) says that in the East the bees stop the hornets by clambering all over the hornet in some kind of lesbian orgy (he says that the bees and hornets are all women) but the hornets are straight but the Eastern bees are gay so that kills the hornet.

                        In America we don't have gay bees so they have no defence against the hornet. Some people have been saying that we should look into turning our bees gay so they can fend off the hornets but A) that would make Jesus very unhappy ... and ... who wants to eat gay honey?

                        Other folks say that this is just a way to attack Jesus buy forcing people to eat gay honey in the hopes that it will turn people gay (which is stupid because you can't 'turn' people gay- it's a choice).
                        Oh, my! What a brilliant bit of information you've provided so kindly for us, dear Dr. Niles, and I do thank you for this. Now, I so hope that you will not mind my commenting, but are you quite sure that "in America we don't have gay bees"? The reason I ask is that I've seen a video by that lovely Alex Jones, where he claims that "they" are putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. And, if "they" are doing this (I assume he means the Government; and, if so, it must have been during the Obummer years, and NOT during the reign Presidency of our beloved Donald Trump), then "they" can also turn the bees gay. It's just a thought, but I suppose anything is possible. And, certainly, dear Mr. Jones is right about so many other things!

                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          Re: Giant Asian hornets

                          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                          The reason I ask is that I've seen a video by that lovely Alex Jones, where he claims that "they" are putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. And, if "they" are doing this (I assume he means the Government; and, if so, it must have been during the Obummer years, and NOT during the reign Presidency of our beloved Donald Trump), then "they" can also turn the bees gay. It's just a thought, but I suppose anything is possible. And, certainly, dear Mr. Jones is right about so many other things!
                          If this is true then it would fully fit with my preconceived notions about this subject, I expect.


                          If it definitely can happen with frogs it stands to reason that it might be a fact that lesbean bees make lesbean honey and if that fact is true I can definitely imagine members of the Militant America Gay Agenda hoping to inculcate women into lesbeanism by eating gay honey.


                          You think these murder hornets are bad? Try thinking about a nightmare wave of gay bee honey fuelled lesbean shock troopers marching jackbooted in lockstep down 1600 Transilvania Avenue?


                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            Re: Giant Asian hornets

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            If it definitely can happen with frogs it stands to reason that it might be a fact that lesbean bees make lesbean honey and if that fact is true I can definitely imagine members of the Militant America Gay Agenda hoping to inculcate women into lesbeanism by eating gay honey.
                            Brother Niles: even non-gay honey is made by feminazi bees. Bee hives are run entirely by females! Does eating honey turn women into feminazis???? Our True Christian(tm) Scientists (like yourself ) should look into this ASAP.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              Re: Giant Asian hornets

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Brother Niles: even non-gay honey is made by feminazi bees. Bee hives are run entirely by females! Does eating honey turn women into feminazis???? Our True Christian™ Scientists (like yourself ) should look into this ASAP.
                              My goodness, ALL female? But who tells them what to do?


                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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