[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

. . . but Darwin proved that the birds he studied came from a common ancestor because they have wings . . .

Thank you (and Darwin) for stating the obvious. We already know that birds and bats are the same because they have wings. And where do you think your false prophet Darwin found this information? IN THE BIBLE, THAT'S WHERE!!! (Ex. 11:13-19)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

If that were the case, there wouldn't be a waning of the moon or new moon, would there?
And just what kind of 'depravity' are you talking about anyway?

Baby eating, blood drinking, hormorism. The typical Wicker-Goth stuff.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Thank you (and Darwin) for stating the obvious. We already know that birds and bats are the same because they have wings. And where do you think your false prophet Darwin found this information? IN THE BIBLE, THAT'S WHERE!!! (Ex. 11:13-19)

Birds and bats are NOT the same thing!

Baby eating,

Enough with the baby eating already! You have absolutely zero proof of that!

blood drinking,

Well, I can't deny that there are sickos out there who are into drinking blood. But they hardly hide it.

hormorism.

Hormone-ism? Is that when people inject themselves with male of female hormone supplements? *snicker*

The typical Wicker-Goth stuff.

That isn't typical anything.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I'Moonlight' is actually sunlight. It does not emit its own light, it reflects light from the sun.

Sure. Moonlight is sunlight, humans are monkeys, and babies are food. Are there no limits to your depravity?

Birds and bats are NOT the same thing!

According to the Bible they are. You may wish take it up with the author, when you meet Him for the first (and last) time.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Sure. Moonlight is sunlight, humans are monkeys, and babies are food. Are there no limits to your depravity?

Moonlight is reflected sunlight. Humans are descended from ape-like creatures, in fact, our DNA is almost identical to ape DNA, and I keep telling you, the only 'baby' I eat is veal! Sheeesh!

According to the Bible they are. You may wish take it up with the author, when you meet Him for the first (and last) time.

Bats aren't birds!!!
Birds have feathers and belong to the class aves. Bats have fur and belong to the class mammalia. Also, they do not lay eggs. Sheeesh! One learns that kind of thing in kindergarten!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Just clearing this up; does everyone disagreeing with Racael think that planets do not exist?

[OnYourKnees]

Moonlight is reflected sunlight. Humans are descended from ape-like creatures, in fact, our DNA is almost identical to ape DNA, and I keep telling you, the only 'baby' I eat is veal! Sheeesh!

You eat VEAL?! Poor little baby cows, kept in cages forever so they can't move? I'm calling PETA!

Bats aren't birds!!!
Birds have feathers and belong to the class aves. Bats have fur and belong to the class mammalia. Also, they do not lay eggs. Sheeesh! One learns that kind of thing in kindergarten!

Bats have eggs, they just keep them inside, as any decent, ladylike animal should.

Birds and insects and snakes and other lower critters are the only animals so lacking in decency as to plop their eggs all over the place!

Just clearing this up; does everyone disagreeing with Rachael think that planets do not exist?

Of course not. They're there. I just say that God made them AFTER He made the Earth, and therefore they were not mentioned in the Bible.

In addition, the Bible tells the creation of the Earth, not of the whole universe. Why would God clutter the minds of his Creation with fantasies about life on other planets (which has never been shown to exist, to date) which would keep their focus off Him? The only extraterrestrials we need to be concerned with are God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit!

(They exist on, in, and beyond Earth, as they see fit, hence They can be called extraterrestrial without meaning They're little green men.)

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Well, I believe what scientists say, and that is planets were formed after the Big Bang.

Anyways, do you not think that Rachael's arguement makes sense? Wasn't Galileo sentenced to death for his theories of the planets?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

You eat VEAL?! Poor little baby cows, kept in cages forever so they can't move? I'm calling PETA!

Sometimes I eat veal. Not often. I prefer the taste of fully matured beef (and please, I know how tempting it is, but try not to make some kind of sexual innuendo about that sentence). Go ahead and call PETA. I doubt they'll want to come all the way over here just to tell me off for eating veal maybe twice a year!

Bats have eggs, they just keep them inside, as any decent, ladylike animal should.

A mammal gives birth to live young. Avians lay eggs. Bats aren't birds! They are winged mammals, an anomaly, the same as the platypus is an anomaly because it lays eggs.

Birds and insects and snakes and other lower critters are the only animals so lacking in decency as to plop their eggs all over the place!

The point is, bats are not birds anymore than they are bugs.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Wasn't Galileo sentenced to death for his theories of the planets?

What does one catlick being punished by other catlicks have to do with anything? If they kill each other, we're all better off for it.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Actually Galileo's death sentence has a lot to do with this topic. Since he was sentenced to death (if he was, I am still not positive if this is what happened), it was because he suggested something about the planets.

[tommy]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Well, I believe what scientists say, and that is planets were formed after the Big Bang.

Anyways, do you not think that Rachael's arguement makes sense? Wasn't Galileo sentenced to death for his theories of the planets?

Scientists don't say that.
Galileo was not sentenced to death.

Don't worry. True Christians (and those who tend to attain membership) should not think about science and Italian men to often.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Actually Galileo's death sentence has a lot to do with this topic. Since he was sentenced to death (if he was, I am still not positive if this is what happened), it was because he suggested something about the planets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei#Church_controversy

Do you try this malarkey at school, too?

There's a whole internet in front of you, and it takes 30 seconds or less to Google just about anything. Quit being a lazy idjit, or you'll find yourself in quarantine.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Actually Galileo's death sentence has a lot to do with this topic. Since he was sentenced to death (if he was, I am still not positive if this is what happened), it was because he suggested something about the planets.

Since you have no idea what you are talking about, why don't you stop posting nonsense and go to school?

Galileo was ordered to stand trial on suspicion of heresy in 1633. The sentence of the Inquisition was in three essential parts:

• Galileo was required to recant his heliocentric ideas; the idea that the Sun is stationary was condemned as "formally heretical".
• He was ordered imprisoned; the sentence was later commuted to house arrest.
• His offending Dialogue was banned; and in an action not announced at the trial and not enforced, publication of any of his works was forbidden, including any he might write in the future.

By then it was too late for the sin-filled homers in Rome to save their church. GOD had already created the KJV1611(Authorized) Bible and created Landover Baptist. The Catholics were on the way out.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I do go to school, I was just trying to remember what Galileo did. Thank you for reminding me of what really happened, I remember my teacher writing those down on the board now.

OYK,

We did not learn about that.