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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

    Originally posted by JACKKKOFF View Post
    also, not all bannannas are yellow, there are red, purple, hundreds of varieties
    I want to see this list of hundreds of varieties of banana.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Negative_Cool
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 63

      #17
      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

      Originally posted by JACKKKKASSS View Post
      oh good lord.
      you are not actually suggesting that god made bannanas yellow because thousands of years later somone would make this:

      also, not all bannannas are yellow, there are red, purple, hundreds of varieties
      Have you seen children eating bananas? They are invariably happy.

      Have you seen the bend in a banana? It looks exactly like a smile.

      Do you expect any rational person to believe all this just happened by chance? How did bananas just "evolve" to have smiley charateristics? Science and evolution take more faith to believe than the average sane person has.

      Your brother in Christ, NC.
      Jesus, I'm never going to give you up! Jesus, I'm never going to let you down!
      Jesus, I'm never going to run around and desert you!
      Jesus, I'm never going to make you cry! Jesus, I'm never going to say goodbye!
      Jesus, I'm never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

        Originally posted by JACKKKKASSS View Post
        oh good lord.
        you are not actually suggesting that god made bannanas yellow because thousands of years later somone would make this:

        also, not all bannannas are yellow, there are red, purple, hundreds of varieties
        That is exactly what the Godly Ray Comfort is asserting. You are presented with direct evidence of God's existence and you just dismiss it. I am sorry friend we can not prove God beyond an unreasonable doubt.

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        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #19
          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

          I admit that the banana video isn't my favorite, as that Kirk Cameron keeps trying to steal the show from Ray.
          Jenny its just like a female to go prattling on about some kitchen slut!



          get back to the important topic of what we are supposed to do with out hand!
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • Thaddaeus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 19

            #20
            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

            Originally posted by JACKKKKASSS View Post
            oh good lord.
            also, not all bannannas are yellow, there are red, purple, hundreds of varieties
            There is indeed a red banana which is a result of heathen breeding practices. In the creation it was made yellow and this is how God intended it to be eaten.

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            • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 217

              #21
              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBv...eature=related

              Praise! Such genious! Of course the banana was created for us.

              Psalm 136:25
              Who giveth food to all flesh: for his mercy endureth for ever.

              AMEN!

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              • Queenslander
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2011
                • 1

                #22
                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                I am a banana grower and have studied horticulture. Not sure if you are aware but the banana was not created in its present form. The bananas you are describing are a selectively cultivated variety that comes from a mutated plant discovered by Jean Francois Poujot in 1836. The original plantain bananas are not really edible raw. While god may have had this future mutation in mind when he designed the plantain, there were no smiley shaped yellow bananas in the garden of eden.

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                • Cursed
                  Recovering Bastard
                  Head of Landover Glee Club
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1363

                  #23
                  Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                  Originally posted by Queenslander View Post
                  I am a banana grower and have studied horticulture. Not sure if you are aware but the banana was not created in its present form. The bananas you are describing are a selectively cultivated variety that comes from a mutated plant discovered by Jean Francois Poujot in 1836. The original plantain bananas are not really edible raw. While god may have had this future mutation in mind when he designed the plantain, there were no smiley shaped yellow bananas in the garden of eden.
                  Hi, welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

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                  Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                    Originally posted by Queenslander View Post
                    *** blasphemy removed ***
                    Nice try, but:

                    (Genesis 1:29) "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

                    You've studied plants...God STARTED 'em.





                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                      Originally posted by Queenslander View Post
                      I am a banana grower and have studied horticulture. Not sure if you are aware but the banana was not created in its present form. The bananas you are describing are a selectively cultivated variety that comes from a mutated plant discovered by Jean Francois Poujot in 1836. The original plantain bananas are not really edible raw. While god may have had this future mutation in mind when he designed the plantain, there were no smiley shaped yellow bananas in the garden of eden.
                      Then you agree, the banana, as we know it today, was intelligently designed.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307

                        #26
                        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                        Banana is so convenient for LOTS of stuffs and uses and it is perfect shape for handling and is obvious fantastic for Soooo many things it must to having being been design no just growed and evoluted. Why the people is not see this?

                        A stuff so useful for so muchs people is no possible in other ways!

                        Why the people no listen and see the obvious?!??

                        YIC, Mari
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                        • rectumDemon999
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 2

                          #27
                          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22878

                            #28
                            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                            @ well-named one,
                            All I see is Dawkins spouting apologies for his cowardice and making cheap sots at God. No refutation of intelligent design at all.

                            What if I said, I'm banning you because I don't want to appear on the same platform as you? What would you say?
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                            • daveb123
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 27

                              #29
                              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                              PROOF OF A THICK TWISTED SICK MALICIOUS SPITEFUL AND DUMB DESIGNER!!....

                              yum yum..thanks God and praise sweet jesus for such an easy to eat crunchy fruit!...yeh yum yum ..mind out you dont rip your teeth out getting to the juicy bits that sick god hid away from you by surrounding it all in a fortress of inedible husk and hard as nails shell!....yeh that's really intelligent!

                              yeh pity its not the same as the banana you made us lol....we all eat coconuts....thank heavens mankind invented tools to make the job easier than Gods efforts!


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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #30
                                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                                Dave, please do not post while drunk. You make no sense at all. We want to have a meaningful talk with you because we are interested in what YOU have to say.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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