[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong.

I tell you "I am wrong", will you surrender to God?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong. You simply cannot prove that cucumbers exist for that reason, I have never had a problem with admitting when I am wrong, but I only do so when I am indeed wrong. You simply cannot prove why cucumbers are here.
And about those medals you all have compared to the ones I have that you said was provided by God. I am pretty sure that you guys put those there, not God. Do you think God controls the website also?

Give it up ThrustingBoy, you lost the argument. We are as Fair and Balanced as anyone here but you lost. Simply harping on like a Democrat isn't going fix it.

[ericleb]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hasn't this argument been used with the banana?

If yes, then the same counter-argument can be used: bananas and cucumbers were not always as they are now. In fact, both were inedible at some point in history (when? Who knows.)

We would need much more proof than that. Next?

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If yes, then the same counter-argument can be used: bananas and cucumbers were not always as they are now. In fact, both were inedible at some point in history (when? Who knows.)

Wrong. Though there has indeed been some cultivation going on to get the elongated shape the cucumber has today, there was a reason people selected on elongated shapes in the first place; it already had an elongated shape, and sodomite farmers selected on this characteristic. If it hadn't had an elongated shape, people would have selected another vegetable to cultivate for this purpose, like the melon.

This objection was answered before in this thread. Before making an even bigger idiot of yourself, you would do well to read the previous posts before posting fallacies that already have been disproved.

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made all the fruit and vegetables for the purpose of us humans etaing it?and the cucumber was made bye god for us humans to enjoy clearly.it fits in our hands perfectly.it fits in the hands of chims,orangutans and some other primates perfectly as well.maybe god made it for them too.but what about watermelons or pumpkins.they dont fit in our hand.but we can still eat them.maybe god didnt want to bother with the size of them and just said........ehhh what the hell they can hold theyre bananas with one hand and the cucumbers off course.but with watermelons and pumpkins let them work a little.lol.christianity is so bad for humans as is any other religion .maybe it was good 2000 and 1000 and 500 years ago.but i think we should move on.NO GOD,NO HEAVEN,NO HELL,NO SATAN .its just you and me and 6 000 000 000 other humans.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made all the fruit and vegetables for the purpose of us humans etaing it?and the cucumber was made bye god for us humans to enjoy clearly.it fits in our hands perfectly.it fits in the hands of chims,orangutans and some other primates perfectly as well.maybe god made it for them too.but what about watermelons or pumpkins.they dont fit in our hand.but we can still eat them.maybe god didnt want to bother with the size of them and just said........ehhh what the hell they can hold theyre bananas with one hand and the cucumbers off course.but with watermelons and pumpkins let them work a little.lol.christianity is so bad for humans as is any other religion .maybe it was good 2000 and 1000 and 500 years ago.but i think we should move on.NO GOD,NO HEAVEN,NO HELL,NO SATAN .its just you and me and 6 000 000 000 other humans.

You missed my point; cucumbers are suitable for sodomizing yourself with. Since there is no evolutionary reason for this God must exists.

Pay attention please.

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

i'm sorry i dont understand what you are trying to say.so the vegis and fruits that we cannot eat are there for us to sodomize with?at least the cucumber shaped ones?and this is pr00f that god exists why?becouse you can use vegis and fruits for something else then eating?i dont understand how this can be a proof that god exists.are all threads this stupid in here?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

They weren't until a few minutes ago...

READ THE THREAD!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

i'm sorry i dont understand what you are trying to say.so the vegis and fruits that we cannot eat are there for us to sodomize with?at least the cucumber shaped ones?and this is pr00f that god exists why?becouse you can use vegis and fruits for something else then eating?i dont understand how this can be a proof that god exists.are all threads this stupid in here?

Ok Mr slow

Cucumbers are suitable sticking up your ass.

There is no natural reason for a vegetable to have the right size, shape and texture to be stuck up the your ass.

Therefor the reason must lie outside of nature.

You following all this?

Well there is only one thing that is obsessed with what you stick up your ass; God, as described in The Bible

There for God exists.

This clear enough?

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made cucumbers so that the nasty sodomy sinners could do that without needing a guy to stick his penis up they're ass?didnt he do the a favor then?maybe he likes watching people do it in the ass with a cucumber.lol

anyway...........ever heard of coinsidences?


a cob is also the right shape and size and the trees use it so they can expand theyre forrest.so it is a coinsidence that it fits perfectly in someones ass.

so as long as something is shaped to fit your ass god made it?thats the pr00f?just becouse you can't explain something it has to be something supernatural(made bye god in this case).its a coinsidence our butt is shaped the way that we can stick the cucumber in.no god did anything here.lol

i am so gald i am not religious.and dont have to thinks about nonsence like this.

there is no one watching what i'm doing with my body.lol.............oh wait..................i think i see a bearded longhaired guy watching my everystep.LOL

FARIYTALES this is no pr00f.

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made cucumbers so that the nasty sodomy sinners could do that without needing a guy to stick his penis up they're ass?didnt he do the a favor then?maybe he likes watching people do it in the ass with a cucumber.lol

Please spout your blasphemies elsewhere, you disgusting pervert!

anyway...........ever heard of coinsidences?

No, never. Is that an adjective used for objects that are shaped like a coin's side or something (coin-side-ncy)? Do you think we want to know what sickening acts you perform with such objects?

Anyway, a cucumber definitely isn't shaped like a coin's side.

a cob is also the right shape and size and the trees use it so they can expand theyre forrest.so it is a coinsidence that it fits perfectly in someones ass.

Of course maize cobs are suitable as well. This is because cucumbers were cultivated in India, but not in the Americas. As God is a just God who takes care that all people experience the same amount of temptations, He naturally gave the Mayas something to fornicate with as well.

so as long as something is shaped to fit your ass god made it?

He made everything, both objects that do and that do not fit in your behind.

thats the pr00f?just becouse you can't explain something it has to be something supernatural(made bye god in this case).

We have explained it. God made everything with a thought in mind, and this must be why cucumbers have the shape they have. Are you stupid?

its a coinsidence our butt is shaped the way that we can stick the cucumber in.no god did anything here.lol

It certainly wasn't God Who did anything in your butt, you're right about that. But could you please leave us out of your homosexual adventures?

i am so gald i am not religious.and dont have to thinks about nonsence like this.

It is clear you haven't thought about this, friend. Hence the stupidity of your replies.

there is no one watching what i'm doing with my body.lol.............oh wait..................i think i see a bearded longhaired guy watching my everystep.LOL

Jesus is watching you, and He is very disgusted by what you are doing behind your computer screen right now. Repent at once!

FARIYTALES this is no pr00f.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made cucumbers so that the nasty sodomy sinners could do that without needing a guy to stick his penis up they're ass?didnt he do the a favor then?maybe he likes watching people do it in the ass with a cucumber.lol

anyway...........ever heard of coinsidences?


a cob is also the right shape and size and the trees use it so they can expand theyre forrest.so it is a coinsidence that it fits perfectly in someones ass.

so as long as something is shaped to fit your ass god made it?thats the pr00f?just becouse you can't explain something it has to be something supernatural(made bye god in this case).its a coinsidence our butt is shaped the way that we can stick the cucumber in.no god did anything here.lol

i am so gald i am not religious.and dont have to thinks about nonsence like this.

there is no one watching what i'm doing with my body.lol.............oh wait..................i think i see a bearded longhaired guy watching my everystep.LOL

FARIYTALES this is no pr00f.

Size, shape and texture slow one. Cucumbers are member of the gord family; obviously the texture of the skin of a gord would injure you if it was stuck up your ass. The cucumber show clear signs of intelligent design.

Again, God is the only thing that would devote that much energy as to make a plant that is perfect for shoving up your ass.

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

lol.i can'tbelieve this.you guys all think everything was designed bye someone?bye some guy who is suppose to be god and makes designs for every little thing there is.

and i guess besides being a designer,he is a vojeur watching if people sodomize or not so that he can send them to hell?

i once time devoted a lot of time and energy to make a cucumber shaped p00p.i then froze it so that it could be hard and sold it to a local gay guy.

so i guess i am god,becouse how else could something be that well shaped to fit in someones buttttt.such un intelligent design.oh its not a plant.ups.then i am not god i guess.

but its a coincidence that you can stick it up yours.a cucumber.i mean if god doesnt like sodomy why would he make things that remind people of it and that can use this things to practice sodomy.he wouldn't have made them becouse he doesnt like to see people making sins.lol


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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

lol.i can'tbelieve this.you guys all think everything was designed bye someone?bye some guy who is suppose to be god and makes designs for every little thing there is.

Are all atheists as dumb as you are?

Biologists freely admit there is designer for all living things. What do you think evolution is about? Plants and animals doesn't just randomly poof into existence. Either some natural force "designed" them or some intelligence. One thing both creationists and evolutionist agree on is planets and animals didn't just appear out of nothing, uninfluenced by any outside force.

Gods, you are fool Opusdies. Go do some reading over your own kid before you try to lecture us adults.

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

some thigns are "designed" naturaly but nothing in nature was designed bye some intelligence.to design something is to shape it the way you want it to,so that it looks the way you imagined it.and if god designed the cucumber.why aren't all of them identical.they are not all the same shape and size.and why aren't they growing all over the world for all of gods sheeps to enjoy.i guess he made more designes so that they would not all be identical.

stupid thread.i'll stop now.bye bye