[Steph Leia]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't mean to necro an old post, but I felt I could give some valid input. The cucumber actually comes in many, varied sizes. They range from small and bite size, to large enough to render us incapable of wrapping our hands around them. It all depends on the environment they come from. You know, the fertility of the soil, amount of water, etc. I'm well versed in agriculture, and spent most of my childhood tending to a farm before I moved away. As well, cucumbers' rough exterior actually seems to be more of a defense against being eaten. Of course, it didn't foresee the use of knives and skinners, apparantly.
As for the not liking cucumbers part, that's your opinion and choice, so I have to respect it. However, cucumbers with a little bit of salt make for a delicious snack.

You use your first post on this? See, my first post was in the introductory thread, getting to meet all the true Christians. Why don't you pop on there and say hello to all of us

[HomoBlackTransWoman]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Okay, but using this reasoning it's pretty obscure conclusion, let alone logical. If the belief that sticking a cucumber in your body is disgusting, why would they exist? Evidence that cucumbers might have grown in a restricted environment exists- for instance, the Japanese companies that grow square shaped watermelons by restricting their available growing space. What if a cucumber simply was growing in a restricted space shaped in a cylindrical, albeit phallic space? After that it simply might've posed an advantage to the cucumber, added to its genetic code?

This is reverse logic- taking a completely random factor and trying to justify it- the way that things went, it simply wouldn't make sense.

[Basilissa]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What if a cucumber simply was growing in a restricted space shaped in a cylindrical, albeit phallic space?

That's just sick. You're so sick. Oh, how do I take THAT mental image out of my head? Jesus help me!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If the belief that sticking a cucumber in your body is disgusting, why would they exist?

That may be the most illogical conclusion I have ever witnessed. Volkswagens exist, but they don't do well in the body, either.

Also, you are lying when you say you are a Negroe. Your usage is atrocious, but it is not the work of a Negroe. You are a public school man, White and unsaved, but you didn't pay much attention during your time in school.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Okay, but using this reasoning it's pretty obscure conclusion, let alone logical. If the belief that sticking a cucumber in your body is disgusting, why would they exist? Evidence that cucumbers might have grown in a restricted environment exists- for instance, the Japanese companies that grow square shaped watermelons by restricting their available growing space. What if a cucumber simply was growing in a restricted space shaped in a cylindrical, albeit phallic space? After that it simply might've posed an advantage to the cucumber, added to its genetic code?

This is reverse logic- taking a completely random factor and trying to justify it- the way that things went, it simply wouldn't make sense.

Your logic is flawed, dear. Firstly, the LORD need not rely on logic to be right. We humans, with our fallible minds, can really only sit back in wonder and awe and praise His Glorious Ways, even as they elude us time and time again (Isaiah 55:8-9).

Secondly, the disgusting cucumber, unlike the foolish Chinese watermelon, isn't grown in restricted places. It was genetically engineered with the specific dimensions to challenge the more advanced homosexual.

I hope that helps.

[tf2 lover]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

so god created the cucumber? that's seriously your proof?

[Basilissa]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

so god created the cucumber? that's seriously your proof?

God created EVERYTHING. (Genesis chapter 1).

[CulmanO]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I dont very much like cucumbers...
They have a weird slimy texture, like the sinful whores who cover themselves in AIDS.

[WaywardSon]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's a terrible explanation. You can't explain why God exists because none of us truly know if He exists. There's a difference between knowing and believing. If you KNEW He existed there'd be no point in having FAITH that He exists. Faith is trust. To have faith in God's existence is to trust that He exists. To have faith in God is to trust in Him. If an Atheist decides to live in disbelief that's his decision. But if you truly want them to believe you have to get them to at least give faith a try. Stop trying to explain everything and stop pretending you know the unknown. Because you don't. Be honest with yourself and others. And stop speaking like an elitist. You are not elite. We are all dust. And we will all be dust. We are all sinners and we will all be sinners for the remainder of our lives. And no one inherently "knows" God exists or feels it in their hearts. This is a corrupt world and we are a corrupted people.

[WaywardSon]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I dont very much like cucumbers...
They have a weird slimy texture, like the sinful whores who cover themselves in AIDS.

"Let he who has not sinned throw the first stone" Don't judge those whose sins are not your own. You sin just like anyone else. And no sin is better than any other. Before you judge think of your own sins and instead pray for those prostitutes that they seek God and that God frees them of that sin. Sin is a curse and we are all cursed with it.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

stuff... And stop speaking like an elitist. You are not elite. We are all dust. And we will all be dust. We are all sinners and we will all be sinners for the remainder of our lives. And no one inherently "knows" God exists or feels it in their hearts. This is a corrupt world and we are a corrupted people.

Darling,

Jesus disagrees with you. Redeemed and Saved, sinning becomes impossible to us by definition!



1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Why do you not trust the capabilities of Jesus to wash away sin and let us begin anew!

John 8:36
If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.

Romans 6:18
Being then made free from sin, ye became the servants of righteousness.

I'm, of course, praying for you now!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Darling,

Jesus disagrees with you. Redeemed and Saved, sinning becomes impossible to us by definition!

Amen, brother! Not only am I prepared to cast that first stone, I've got it covered in style and deadly accuracy!

[ITbrother8]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

One thing I would say is most cucumbers are GMO which man has genetically altered to be a certain size. Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

One thing I would say is most cucumbers are GMO which man has genetically altered to be a certain size.

It is a well-known fact that the abomination that is the genetically modified cucumber causes genital baldness! For this reason it - along with many other GMO crops - is banned in many parts of the world.

Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...

I will have to take your word for this, as I am not personally acquainted with anyone who has even tried.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...

I know. And i have been there. Fitting large cucumbers to the male rectum was my sad life. It did not stop there, as I eventually progressed to bowling pins as far up as I could get inside me.


You just do not understand the gay threat. It starts with simple masturbation. Then the need for auto-fellatio. The gay wants filthy man seed, even if from his own body.


Auto-fellatio is seldom achieved, due to the constraints of male anatomy.


But while the homosexual prostate is energized in sin, the anus and sigmoid rectum wants the largest of objects pounded up the colon. Bigger is always best.


There was a time in a motel, when I chose to be gay, that we had a competition to see which sissy could take a traffic cone furthest up the anal cavity. I won.


Praise God I am fag-free.


In Him