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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
    what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do
    What I am saying is that we continue to use the God-given inerrant Word of The KJV1611 Bible as authority.

    (Can we now pass on to the next question please?)

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  • Kerplunki Zerplopski
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    what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.
    And yet, when we try to protect the millions of unborn children whose lives are blotted out in the most painful possible ways in abortion clinics every year, we are called crazy and told we can't do that. When we try to teach our children that they should decide how human beings arose on this Earth by considering all alternatives on the basis of evidence, rather than just learning the scientific dogma by rote, we are called crazy and we're told we can't do that. When we try to protect our children from the predations of the homosexuals who surround us in society (and I know you're thinking that heterosexuals are just as predatory, but how many chapters of the National Association for Man-Girl Love are there in your neck of the woods, eh?), we are called crazy and we're told we can't do that. When we try to instruct our children to love their brothers as they love themselves, and to share with them the Good News that faith in the Living and Eternal God who spoke those beautiful words is the key to eternal happiness, we're called crazy and we're told we can't do that.

    I'm beginning to think that you liberals don't really have a problem with God at all. Your real beef seems to lie with the children, and you'll take it out on them at every turn. Well, call us crazy if you want to, but when you tell us to stop using our Christian values to protect our children and yours, well, I'm sorry, but we can't do that.

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  • Old Man Winter
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    I. No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.
    You have just outlined Christianity

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  • Magikarp
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Tabor's Law in action. You can't defeat our arguements so you claim we are joking.
    I don't get how he can't comprehend that you guys are just living your lives according to the KJV. No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Jonesy
    This site is so baitly a joke site that was made by some random guys. then some fundamentalist Americans come on here and take seriously.
    Tabor's Law in action. You can't defeat our arguements so you claim we are joking.

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  • Magikarp
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Jonesy
    This site is so baitly a joke site that was made by some random guys. then some fundamentalist Americans come on here and take seriously.
    A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

    But thanks for clearing that up.
    You should do a net search on C.U.N.T. Sir Hillgod Clitoris has many enemies.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

    But thanks for clearing that up.
    By that logic, we would also have created Obamasama. Which not.

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  • Magikarp
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

    But thanks for clearing that up.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    To my understanding, you guys created Citizens United Not Timid to attack Clinton.
    And you would be dead wrong. C.U.N.T is not our creation.

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  • Magikarp
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    Wow, seriously? I get in trouble for that?

    To my understanding, you guys created Citizens United Not Timid to attack Clinton. I did not say anything negative about it (clinton and obama aren't really my favorite). I just said that you guys created it with that name, to show in *greater* detail what you think Hillary Clinton is.

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  • Miss Maisie
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    Originally posted by James Genesis View Post
    to all of you 'true christians', you all seem to believe that the world was made in 6 days by god, yet science proves that the world was made from 'the big bang', so therefore you all should be againt all of the scientists who enforce this idea as they are arguing against the bible . so therefore , to all of you christians , you should want nothing to do with these men and women right ?
    Science don't prove nothing. The big bang ain't proven, it's just a theory. Who do y'all think caused a whole world out of nothing? Your scientists? Don't make me laugh. Monkey soup, perhaps, created life? Bah...]
    Of course we want something to do with them, to lead them to the Lord! They're being lead astray by Satan, and he done a good job on them!

    you'll think again when its science saving youre arse and not jesus.
    anyway wat im getting at is that youre all 2 faced because you only choose to believe in the bible as long as you have to, but if it meant going into surgery and sticking to modern day science or holding together youre hands and praying ...youd pick science..
    think about it .
    Do all your scientist Darwinistas write so badly as you? I can happily say I'm much happier putting my faith in the Lord than in someone who don't spell so well as my housekeeper's child who ain't right in the head.

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  • Magikarp
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    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by LaVey666 View Post
    Flat, eh? Then how do planes fly around the world? How do boats sail around the world? Do they just...fall off and then miraculously appear on the other side? Why don't they get sucked into space? By the way, Bobby-Joe, that group you belong to, Citizens United and Not Timid, ever notice what it stands for? cooter.
    No, they know that already. They purposely named themselves that.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Did you even bother to read this thread? I understand retards need things explained to them over and over again, but there is a line where you just give up.

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