[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

back on topic though,
the earth is not flat

Look! What difference does it make to you whether the Earth is flat or not? Are you making a living by some strange means that involves the earth having to be round? This is deluded self-interest!
The cost of this pointless opposition to God is Eternal Damnation – you don’t want that. Just accept that God said it was flat and therefore it is.
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Now, that wasn’t so bad was it? We can now move on to having you accept that Unicorns are real, asses and snakes talk, bats are birds, that Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine, died and rose again 3 days later and thus we who accept Him are sin-free and then when you die, as die you must, you can go to Heaven with all of us!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

Are you claiming that's an Australian clock?

the earth is not flat

Did anyone ever tell you you are a very convincing person? No? Odd.

[Jonnii]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?

why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

back on topic though,
the earth is not flat

[Just James]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

How dare you question Pastor Ezekiel??!

AND you don't even have the good manners to spell his name properly!

I may be an unwashed heathen, I may be as thick as a pig milkshake, I may be a stinking sinner but at least I get Paster Ezekiel's name right.

I just pray God has mercy on your soul.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

This is a Christian forum. We're here to offer praise to Jesus. I don't know what you're here for.

[999Dev]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?

Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?

[999Dev]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

oh i get this site now "wink wink"

So you have accepted JESUS into your heart? GOOD! The next thing you must do is donate everything you own to GOD. The Paypal button at the bottom of the page will help you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

oh i get this site now "wink wink"

Yes, we are the ONLY Christian forum on the internet that teaches the whole Bible in context.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[anony mouse]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

oh i get this site now "wink wink"

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.

NO! They are the horrid munchers of small children and dwarves who wander too close to their lairs!

[Chupa Pito]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.

slave of god?!?! can someone ban this guy already.

there are only slaves of the miserable the slaves of the devil

[anony mouse]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?

Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Hey Pastor

How do i get my picture to appear next to my name like yours?

At the top of the page, under the GODLY American flag is a menu item called 'user cp'. Click on it and see what you can do.