God Controls Global Warming

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

We've all seen the pompous, self-absorbed Al Gore make his Delphic pronouncements on the effects of Global Warming, including the melting of the polar ice caps and destroying mankind by flooding the earth. We True Christians™ know from the Bible (KJV1611) that this is simply not going to happen. What is rare in our age is someone standing up to this junk science. Here we have Godly Republican United States Congressman John Shimkus preaching the relevant scripture to the unsaved trash at a congressional hearing.

Let me remind everyone that God did not promise to stop any precision targeted destruction. We only have to recall what happened to sin ravaged New Orleans a few years ago. Indeed, the Bible (KJV1611) is replete with countless stories of God's vengeance.

Praise Jesus and all His Glory!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, that was telling them straight, wasn’t it? The more I think about it, the more The Guinness Book of Records is akin to The Holy Bible - you want to argue fact? Look at the book – it’s settled - argument over. God wins.

And Shimkus’s point about dinosaurs was well taken – even secular scientists agree that dinosaurs lived in Alaska*

Gore and his devil’s henchmen must think we’re stupid if they are trying to tell us that sufficient “Global Warming” to accommodate dinosaurs was caused by them driving round in SUVs and burning coal!

(*ignore the bit where they talk of millions of years, that’s just the scientists throwing in a bit of unrelated and unproven Old Earth Theory because they think they ought to)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen and well said. It's high time that everyone know that this entire "global warming" theory is nothing but yet another attempt by big jewery to mock God. True Christians(tm) everywhere have responded to the "global warming" nonsense with a resounding "BRING IT ON!"

These are the End of Times, people. I keep telling you.

[Meek and Humble]

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The only global warming that will happen is when God righteously turns the world into a huge lake of fire except for the city of New Jerusalem on top of Mount Zion! GLORY!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Finally some Republican who is not willing to be bullied around by that fact waving fat slob Al Gore!

People need to have some faith in God. God will kill the people God wants to kill in God's time. We can't rush God's blood lust by spewing CO2 into the air or any other such hippie nonsense. All we need to do is make sure we are not on God's hit list when God comes around looking to cut throats and burn people alive.

GLORY!

[Master Gordon]

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Finally some Republican who is not willing to be bullied around by that fact waving fat slob Al Gore!

People need to have some faith in God. God will kill the people God wants to kill in God's time. We can't rush God's blood lust by spewing CO2 into the air or any other such hippie nonsense. All we need to do is make sure we are not on God's hit list when God comes around looking to cut throats and burn people alive.

GLORY!

God bless him Brother Bobby-Joe... Al Gore will burn in hell for the rubbish he tries to feed to the public.

[PetitionLady]

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God bless him Brother Bobby-Joe... Al Gore will burn in hell for the rubbish he tries to feed to the public.

Amen, Amen! He's a lost soul - look at his eyes, shark eyes. Evil, empty, nothing. Hell bound.

[clownbaby]

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You people are fucking dangerous if you think global warming isn't real. I pray to God that none of you are ever elected to office or some position of power.

[Levi Jones]

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You people are piffleing dangerous if you think global warming isn't real. I pray to God that none of you are ever elected to office or some position of power.

Are you kidding me? The entire GOP is against man caused global warming.

[James Hutchins]

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If Global warming is happening, it is only because God wants to be warmer.

Perhaps He feels sorry for the Tin Tithers(c), standing in the outer lots watching the services on the Jumbo-tron in sub zero weather for all these years, I do not know nor will I ever question Him.
I do know that last winter, we had well over three feet of snow here. In all the years I have lived here, we have never had that much snow. Don't you think if we had global warming going on, it would of rained all winter instead?

The only global warming I know of for sure occurs every time that fat slob Gore opens his blowhard trap. I am sure the Devil Himself will service Gore's rectum when he arrives in Hell.

[clownbaby]

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If Global warming is happening, it is only because God wants to be warmer.

Perhaps He feels sorry for the Tin Tithers©, standing in the outer lots watching the services on the Jumbo-tron in sub zero weather for all these years, I do not know nor will I ever question Him.
I do know that last winter, we had well over three feet of snow here. In all the years I have lived here, we have never had that much snow. Don't you think if we had global warming going on, it would of rained all winter instead?

The only global warming I know of for sure occurs every time that fat slob Gore opens his blowhard trap. I am sure the Devil Himself will service Gore's rectum when he arrives in Hell.

Colder winters is a result of global warming. The term "global warming" is misleading. The Earth's temperature is increasing, (that is a fact by the way, the more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, the hotter it gets) and as result the climate changes. I would provide references but you guys are way too far stuck in your ignorance and way too stubborn to think for yourselves.

[James Hutchins]

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Colder winters is a result of global warming. The term "global warming" is misleading. The Earth's temperature is increasing, (that is a fact by the way, the more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, the hotter it gets) and as result the climate changes. I would provide references but you guys are way too far stuck in your ignorance and way too stubborn to think for yourselves.

Are you insane? Colder winter because it is hotter? Please.........

[clownbaby]

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Are you insane? Colder winter because it is hotter? Please.........

Colder winter due to climate change. Global warming is a misleading term. Don't try to twist my words bro.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Global warming is a misleading term. Don't try to twist my words bro.

So first you claim global warming is not about Earth warming up? And then you claim others are twisting words?

[RomanK]

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one side says global warming, the other side says global cooling, history says record lows and record highs are common, I don't think any of you know what the h3ll is going on.

So what, antartica is melting, maybe it's because it's like a glacier and migrating into waters that aren't cold enough to sustain it.

Just wait until we have to pay for a carbon tax on matter we can't create.