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  • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
    Why is this important? It's NOT!

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    now that makes sense....
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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    • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

      Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
      1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

      2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

      3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

      4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

      5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

      And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?
      It may have or not have been said yet, but this post pretty much proves 'natural selection' which is part of Darwin's theory.

      You just have killed a plant/animal that could not stop the bullet, but since there might be animals out there that can possibly stop the bullet (although not very likely) that will continue to create offspring, you just have made that kind of animal stronger (on average).

      PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly, besides, guns are not a part of nature
      True Questioner™ for I question things. (which is not satanic, is it?)
      Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

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      • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

        Originally posted by Greyhund View Post

        PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly,
        Especially not if you write like that.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

          What's the figurative meaning behind your post?

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          • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

            Originally posted by Greyhund View Post
            It may have or not have been said yet, but this post pretty much proves 'natural selection' which is part of Darwin's theory.

            You just have killed a plant/animal that could not stop the bullet, but since there might be animals out there that can possibly stop the bullet (although not very likely) that will continue to create offspring, you just have made that kind of animal stronger (on average).

            PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly, besides, guns are not a part of nature
            You fail at telling jokes.
            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

              I have noted all manner of things the plants and animals are unable to evolve a defense for.

              The snakes in my yard remain quite vulnerable to my 40 Hp diesel (!!) lawn mower

              So to the chipmunks, weeds and invasive shrubs !!



              All the change this world needs is that which is possible through the miracle of Salvation !!!
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                with out science no printing press, no paper would have ever been made. the word of the bible never spread, the religion NOT HERE

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                • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                  With out science no printing press, no paper would have ever been made. The word of the bible never spread, the religion not here because it could not have been spread.

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                  • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                    Originally posted by tolarence View Post
                    with out science no printing press, no paper would have ever been made. the word of the bible never spread, the religion NOT HERE
                    Originally posted by tolarence View Post
                    With out science no printing press, no paper would have ever been made. The word of the bible never spread, the religion not here because it could not have been spread.
                    Caxton's printing press was made of wood. The most advanced part was the screw and that was known to the Egyptians - hardly rocket science!

                    This was an instance of God inspringing Man to spread His Good Word.

                    1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                    1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.


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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                      Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                      I have noted all manner of things the plants and animals are unable to evolve a defense for.

                      The snakes in my yard remain quite vulnerable to my 40 Hp diesel (!!) lawn mower

                      So to the chipmunks, weeds and invasive shrubs !!



                      All the change this world needs is that which is possible through the miracle of Salvation !!!
                      You think you could come round an take care of da armadilly that be eatin up our garden, Mr Metatron?
                      I can't believe they let dat thing on the ark, kin you?
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                        You are correct :] but, science none the less, and there would be no bible, if it was not for the primitive science so we would not be discussing this today.

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                        • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                          Originally posted by tolarence View Post
                          You are correct :] but, science none the less, and there would be no bible, if it was not for the primitive science so we would not be discussing this today.
                          Primitive science is simply the craftsmanship of the Patriarchs and is Godly.

                          It is this new-fangled stuff that works against God's Plan!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                            Originally posted by tolarence View Post
                            You are correct :] but, science none the less, and there would be no bible, if it was not for the primitive science so we would not be discussing this today.
                            Science tries to explain everything but if you ask a three year old girl, she can explain everything too.

                            Non-believers use the false truths of science to hide from the knowledge of (and the now it too, they are just afraid to face it) God really having given everything to man.
                            God knows man has a limited intellect. He did and does not want to overload us with information. Long ago, he gave us the screw printing press, today, it is the Cadillac Escalade.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                              And tomorrow a nuclear Holocaust....

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                              • Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

                                Originally posted by tolarence View Post
                                And tomorrow a nuclear Holocaust....
                                I'll be sure to pop on my tin foil hat!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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