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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #61
    Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    What do your joke false bunny gods do to people who don't worship them? What rewards do they give to those who do?
    No punishment. Demanding fealty is more a speciality of the abrahamic beliefs. As to your second question, that's a longer answer. It isn't about reward in the way that you might think. Nor is it about falling on my face in blind worship.
    Again, such things are more a speciality of abrahamic beliefs.
    Sweet merciful crawdads!

    Always trying to turn the discussion back to tallywhackers, aren't you?
    In this case, seeing as tallywhackers are the subject of discussion, yes.

    Rubbish, you're only here to lead the faithful away from God and mock us.
    Also, there cannot be several correct ways, only one:
    OURS!
    (John 14:6)
    This is the mentality which I don't like. People who think that their way is the only way and that everyone else is wrong. Are you a deity yourself? Do you know everything there is to know? You don't, do you?

    Yes Rachael, what is the point of a religion if no one is punished? I mean it is like having a house without a solarium or a wine celler; just the same as being homeless.
    It's a sad thing if you think that all relgions or beliefs are about punishment, hellfire and torture.
    That just proves that you are the way you are only because of fear. I'm willing to bet a great deal of money that if the 'hell' part was taken from the bible, very few people would remain xtians.
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #62
      Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      It's a sad thing if you think that all relgions or beliefs are about punishment, hellfire and torture.
      That just proves that you are the way you are only because of fear. I'm willing to bet a great deal of money that if the 'hell' part was taken from the bible, very few people would remain xtians.
      Well why would we remain Christians? Sitting around some great big golden hall in the sky for eternity would suck if we weren't going to get to watch people be tortured. Wow, what fun "I love Jesus and a huh, please pass the bread." That would get old fast. PRAISE God HE is going to provided the perfect afterlife entertainment. GLORY!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #63
        Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

        Excuse me for chiming in on this unsavory subject. However, I couldn't help but notice that eyelid skin and elbow skin look just like (excuse me JESUS) testicle skin sacks. Perhaps the foreskin is just a little extra?

        G'head, look at your elbow and you'll see what I mean.

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #64
          Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Well why would we remain Christians? Sitting around some great big golden hall in the sky for eternity would suck if we weren't going to get to watch people be tortured. Wow, what fun "I love Jesus and a huh, please pass the bread." That would get old fast. PRAISE God HE is going to provided the perfect afterlife entertainment. GLORY!
          I knew it!!!!!
          But, dear adorable BJ, I must confess, I'm most surprised that you actually admitted it. So many xtians protest and say they actually do love their monstrous deity and would still follow those beliefs even without the threat of hell.
          Bah......yeah.......right.

          Excuse me for chiming in on this unsavory subject. However, I couldn't help but notice that eyelid skin and elbow skin look just like (excuse me JESUS) testicle skin sacks. Perhaps the foreskin is just a little extra?

          G'head, look at your elbow and you'll see what I mean.
          Lol! Do you spend a lot of time looking for ball-type skin, then?

          So you think the foreskin is......reserve skin in case of emergency? That thought is kinda...icky..
          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 05-16-2007, 11:45 PM.
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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #65
            Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Excuse me for chiming in on this unsavory subject. However, I couldn't help but notice that eyelid skin and elbow skin look just like (excuse me JESUS) testicle skin sacks. Perhaps the foreskin is just a little extra?

            G'head, look at your elbow and you'll see what I mean.

            Helpful, Sister Thumper
            Since you're clearly an innocent, let me point out -- delicately -- that the foreskin is somewhat removed from that other area you mentioned. Usually by at least 7 or 8 inches (less, in the case of our Asian friends).

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #66
              Re: Circumcision - how do you explain that with intelligent desig

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              No punishment. Demanding fealty is more a speciality of the abrahamic beliefs. As to your second question, that's a longer answer. It isn't about reward in the way that you might think. Nor is it about falling on my face in blind worship.
              Again, such things are more a speciality of abrahamic beliefs.
              So what exactly is the point of honouring your made-up false idols? Wouldn't it be more rational to switch to a belief system offering better rewards?
              In this case, seeing as tallywhackers are the subject of discussion, yes.
              A discussion that you started. Honestly, you're as bad as a Catholic schoolgirl.
              This is the mentality which I don't like. People who think that their way is the only way and that everyone else is wrong.
              So do you think George Bush is wrong? Do you think the earth is flat?
              It's a sad thing if you think that all relgions or beliefs are about punishment, hellfire and torture.
              That just proves that you are the way you are only because of fear. I'm willing to bet a great deal of money that if the 'hell' part was taken from the bible, very few people would remain xtians.
              Did you know that the Holy Bible contains 187 different verses containing combinations of the words "fear" and "Lord" (and that's before you get onto fearing God, and so on)? Praise! Here's just a few:
              Leviticus 19:32 Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.
              Deuteronomy 6:13 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.
              Psalm 2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.
              Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

              Frankly, after all that, it'd seem pretty rude not to fear the LORD, now wouldn't it?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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