[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Can I suggest to you that you have confused 'Gravity' and 'Gravitation'. The latter occurs on an accelerating body. The earth and all that is on it, the firmament, the sun and moon and all the stars that surround it are moving upwards in a gentle acceleration, similar to the effect of being in an elevator, or as we Biblical Scientists say, "gravitation".

As I suspect that your studies have been entirely centered around sitting in your basement lusting after young ladies on the interwebs, I don't expect that you will have even encountered this very real reason that things fall downwards.

[Frayling0]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Can I suggest to you that you have confused 'Gravity' and 'Gravitation'. The latter occurs on an accelerating body. The earth and all that is on it, the firmament, the sun and moon and all the stars that surround it are moving upwards in a gentle acceleration, similar to the effect of being in an elevator, or as we Biblical Scientists say, "gravitation".

As I suspect that your studies have been entirely centered around sitting in your basement lusting after young ladies on the interwebs, I don't expect that you will have even encountered this very real reason that things fall downwards.

The fact you chastise people here for making 'assumptions' and 'mocking' is ironic when you assume someone looks at porn with NO EVIDENCE OR SOURCE. Hypocrisy in action.

[Slavo-The-Eskimo]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Brothers and Sisters in Christ (and all you smelly, unsaved heathens who pollute these Godly forums with your non-christian morality, non-christian science and other kinds of secular godlessness),

it is my pleasure to make my first contribution to these forums with an essay exposing one of the immoral, materialistic lies fed upon the unsuspecting public by devil-worshipping atheists. I am speaking, of course, about the faulty theory of gravity. I will tackle some of the more evil aspects of gravitational theory, and explain why it is incompatible with genuine, bible-based science, which is the only kind there is, of course.

1. A Fact?
Is gravity an accepted fact? Many public school teachers would like you to believe so. However, this is a ridiculous presumption, cooked up by Lucifer’s demons in the deepest bowels of Hell. Gravity is not a fact, but only a theory, and, as every True Christian® knows, the word “theory” means “vague, delusional speculation on basis of wrongly interpreted data.” This is in sharp contrast to facts, which are defined as “things whose truthfulness is beyond question.” There are currently several thousands known facts, all of which were already known before the year 1611 AD, when they were compiled in one single book, called “The King James Bible.” This means that genuine science must be based upon the Bible, and nothing else. Gravity, I will show, is not. In fact, every secular “scientist” acknowledges that gravity is just a theory, yet they keep insisting, with unashamed hypocrisy, that it is taught at schools.

2. Gravity is of the devil
The Bible clearly teaches that all things can be divided into two groups: things that are with Jesus, and things that are against Him (of the devil). The Bible testaments the falling down of many things, including rain, people, manna, millstones, walls, stars, Jezebel and Sodom and Gomorra (after being lifted and flipflopped in the sky…can gravity explain such a thing? I think not!), but it also documents the cause of these miracles. This cause, of course, is God, and not some lunatic naturalistic theory that is not even proven. As gravity has no biblical support, it is not of Jesus, therefore it is of the devil.

3. Incoherent ramblings of gravitationists
When asking what causes this supposed “gravity,” many gravitationists readily admit that they don’t even know for sure. They will then start blabbing about “curvatures in the space-time continuum,” adding extra, imaginary dimensions to make their models fit. Can you believe that? One of the favourite methods of lying atheists to support their hopeless theories is to add as many extra dimensions and physical “laws” as needed to rescue their models, completely ignoring that the Bible speaks of no physical “laws,” the only existent laws being those which God gave to Moses. Likewise, no other dimensions than the known three are described in the bible. The gravitationists say they can’t describe this “multi-dimentional” world, because they can’t even visualize it themselves, yet they claim to know for sure that it is “truth.” The main reason gravitationists bombard us with incomprehensible ideas like these, is to give the false impression that they have a clue what they’re talking about.

4. Backmasking experiment
Rigorous study by many respected Creation-Scientific institutes have proved demonic influence of the evil book of Isaac Newton, the Principia. Researchers let the first chapter of the book be read out loudly by four hellbound, godless Chinamen, with little grasp of Godly English, the language in which the only True Bible was written. They recorded it on tape, and consequently played it backwards. Of course, it was all Satan speaking, with the word “hell” occurring 148 times, “Satan” 133 times, “sex” 241 times, “gay” 101 times, “Obama” 238 times, “universal healthcare” 122 times, and so on. This is clear, irrefutable evidence of the demonic inspiration of gravitationist philosophy.

5. Gravitationism is a Hellish philosophy!
The bible clearly teaches the locations of Heaven and Hell, the former being high in the sky, between the clouds and the stars, and the latter being deep within the earth. However, gravity raises some troubling implications: it teaches that everything on earth is, in fact, drawn towards a point deep within the earth. This point, of course is Hell. So, gravitationism teaches that everything on earth tries to get to Hell! And this “everything” includes, of course, True Christians®. Can you imagine a more unbiblical doctrine? Hell is literally central in this philosophy, and Heaven is the place where everything tries to get away from. They teach this in public schools, folks! No wonder this country is going to hell.

If you want final proof that gravity is a lie of Satan, an easy deduction argument is enough:

Fact 1: Satan’s lies try to land people in Hell
Fact 2: Gravity tries to land people in Hell.
Ergo: Gravity is a lie of Satan

Fight gravitationism! Tell your neighbours about the repressed facts about this theory! Spread the truth!

God bless you (unless you aren’t a Christian, in which case He will torture you for all eternity, a punishment you deserve for picking the wrong religion).

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh god i must laugh now!!

How stupid can one person be allowed to be so freaking dum???!!!

Gravity is created because of the rotations the ROUND earth all the time, and if there wasn't any gravity, you woulnd't even exist!!

So shut your damn mouth, you stupid Redneck American.....

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh god i must laugh now!!

How stupid can one person be allowed to be so freaking dum???!!!

Gravity is created because of the rotations the ROUND earth all the time, and if there wasn't any gravity, you woulnd't even exist!!

So shut your damn mouth, you stupid Redneck American.....

Please quote scripture supporting your beliefs. In numerous places on this forum the theories of a round earth and gravity have been thoroughly debunked.

[True Disciple]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Gravity is created because of the rotations the ROUND earth all the time, and if there wasn't any gravity, you woulnd't even exist!!

So gravity is caused by the rotations of a round earth? Even dumb atheists do not believe that, boy, as I said, they just mumble something about the "space-time continuum," a concept invented for the sole purpose of allowing atheists to disbelieve in miracles like Intelligent Falling. Don't be silly!

[Kairos92]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Well, I know of some scripture around, its called Principia which states the theory of gravitation, which was later proved and is now considered a natural phenomenon.

Now, lets look at the bible. Is there any proof that any of it is true? The bible is A BOOK, just like Harry Potter or a TV Guide. BUT I don't believe that it didn't happen. That is why Christianity and Catholicism is considered a FAITH. You have faith that it happened.

Please, open your mind to the rest of the world.

[Dindar]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Can I suggest to you that you have confused 'Gravity' and 'Gravitation'. The latter occurs on an accelerating body. The earth and all that is on it, the firmament, the sun and moon and all the stars that surround it are moving upwards in a gentle acceleration, similar to the effect of being in an elevator, or as we Biblical Scientists say, "gravitation".

Ok, so answer this: if everything is "moving upwards in a gentle acceleration" how do you account for the gravitational force being much weaker on the moon than it is on Earth? The moon can't be acceleration at a lesser magnitude as that would cause the distance between Earth and it's moon to increase exponentially; which isn't happening.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Well, I know of some scripture around, its called the theory of gravitation, which was later proved and is a natural phenomenon.

Now, lets look at the bible. Is there any proof that any of it is true? The bible is A BOOK, just like Harry Potter or a TV Guide..

Well thanks, how very narrow minded of you.

Secular scientist are only guessing, so that's why they call it THEORY of gravity. So tell me now, if you have proven that gravity is natural phenomena, what exactly in nature is causing it. Maybe bears or squirrels? Come on, don't be shy, you are welcome to tell any second.

[Kairos92]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Well thanks, how very narrow minded of you.

Secular scientist are only guessing, so that's why they call it THEORY of gravity. So tell me now, if you have proven that gravity is natural phenomena, what exactly in nature is causing it. Maybe bears or squirrels? Come on, don't be shy, you are welcome to tell any second.

Ah, but here is your problem. "Theory", in science, is actually defined as a FACT, where as "Hypothesis" is used for something that is not proven yet. Hence, the THEORY OF GRAVITY, is a fact. Also, your getting the term nature mixed up too. Natural phenomena is anything that happens NATURALLY, i.e. without the help of mankind. Such as rainfall, atoms colliding and planets spinning. So, it is called a Natural Phenomenon, because it naturally happens.

How does it naturally happen? Well, there's quite a bit of mumbo-jumbo in it, and gravity isn't just about us being stuck to the planet, its about planets in solar systems and galaxy's. Basically, the mass of an object is proportionate to how much pull it has. I want to use the phrase 'space-time' continuum, but I'd just get shut down by you guys because you can't seem to comprehend advanced science.

Also, Dindar, excellent point!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

"Theory", in science, is actually defined as a FACT

Even for Satan worshiping evilutionist you are truly monkey-brained.

Theory is called theory, because it is THEORY. Let's take for example the theory of relativity you hold so dear, and base practically all you secular science in. If it were true, universe fabricated by secular scientist could not exist. For this THEORY to work, you needed to come up with THEORY of dark matter, to back up this THEORY of relativity.

Of course even secular scientist admits that this dark matter is purely fabric of imagination, but you have to BELIEVE in it to make this THEORY of relatively, you call FACT, a viable. This obviously led to other problems and monkey-worshipers needed to came up with another THEORY of Higgs boson, of which even secular scientist admits are totally product of imagination and is only matter of BELIEF. Again you need this THEORY of Higgs boson to make THEORY of dark mater to work. You see where this downward spiral of secular THEORIES is going? Evilutionists even placed their FAITH in buiding up billions of dollars costing hadron collider in switcherland for hoping to get a glimpse of something even vaguely they could call Higgs boson and be happy before another huge problem comes up in this THEORY you call FACT.

How does it naturally happen? Well, there's quite a bit of mumbo-jumbo in it

That really sums up your answer and secular science. Bunch on mumbo-jumbo in it.

[Kairos92]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Yes, you are correct in all of that, but gravity isn't a theory anymore. Scientists do not call it the THEORY OF GRAVITY, it is just called GRAVITATION. Society is just stupid enough to get it mixed up.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Yes, you are correct in all of that, but gravity isn't a theory anymore. Scientists do not call it the THEORY OF GRAVITY, it is just called GRAVITATION. Society is just stupid enough to get it mixed up.

OK, let's play the sickular card: why do you think "scientists" have problems with "gravitation" since Einstein?

You tell me. I'm sure you are not part of "stupid society". Why is there no theory that explains "gravitation" and quantum physics?

In 20 words or less.

[Callisto]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I agree that gravity has destroyed my morals. Without it, it wouldn't be so easy to go down.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I agree that gravity has destroyed my morals. Without it, it wouldn't be so easy to go down.

Well, since that's the direction you're headed anyway....

[Dysiak]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I'm going to be honest here, I used to believe in gravity but after reading this thread, it makes so much sense that Gravity is some sort of trick that those atheist "Scientists" want you to believe to deter you from God!


Also, I'm very new to this forum. I need a lot more salvation and understanding before I get to heaven!

I hope you brothers and sisters see to it that I get the redemption I need!

Thank you, and God bless!