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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your brain.

    Intel has announced their brainwave computer.
    Intel: Chips in brains will control computers by 2020

    By the year 2020, you won't need a keyboard and mouse to control your computer, say Intel Corp. researchers. Instead, users will open documents and surf the Web using nothing more than their brain waves. Scientists at Intel's research lab in Pittsburgh are working to find ways to read and harness human brain waves so they can be used to operate computers, television sets and cell phones. The brain waves would be harnessed with Intel-developed sensors implanted in people's brains.
    The scientists say the plan is not a scene from a sci-fi movie -- Big Brother won't be planting chips in your brain against your will. Researchers expect that consumers will want the freedom they will gain by using the implant.
    "I think human beings are remarkable adaptive," said Andrew Chien, vice president of research and director of future technologies research at Intel Labs. "If you told people 20 years ago that they would be carrying computers all the time, they would have said, 'I don't want that. I don't need that.' Now you can't get them to stop [carrying devices]. There are a lot of things that have to be done first but I think [implanting chips into human brains] is well within the scope of possibility."
    Intel research scientist Dean Pomerleau told Computerworld that users will soon tire of depending on a computer interface, and having to fish a device out of their pocket or bag to access it. He also predicted that users will tire of having to manipulate an interface with their fingers.
    Instead, they'll simply manipulate their various devices with their brains.
    If this is not a sign of the end times, I don't know what is Brothers and Sisters!

    Computer controlled by brainwaves. A computer chip implanted, computer chip implant into your brain! A microchip in the brain. Human cyborgs! It's too horrible to imagine.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

      Science idiots.

      Didn't they say we'd have colonies on Mars by now?

      Chips that interpret brainwaves? Really?

      If they ever developed them the 1 billion Catliks worldwide would overload every kiddie porn site on the web!

      And a billion mooslims too? All worshipping their pedophile 9 year old raping prophet?

      The intertubes would crash!

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      • Aristotle
        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 470

        #4
        Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Intel has announced their brainwave computer.

        If this is not a sign of the end times, I don't know what is Brothers and Sisters!

        Computer controlled by brainwaves. A computer chip implanted, computer chip implant into your brain! A microchip in the brain. Human cyborgs! It's too horrible to imagine.
        Don't be surprised if Intel names them chips, Pentium 666!

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

          Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
          Don't be surprised if Intel names them chips, Pentium 666!
          While that may have been in jest, that does have some very serious Scriptural backing for it!

          From Revelations, chapter 13, regarding the number of the beast...
          1. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
          2. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            If this is not a sign of the end times, I don't know what is Brothers and Sisters!

            Computer controlled by brainwaves. A computer chip implanted, computer chip implant into your brain! A microchip in the brain. Human cyborgs! It's too horrible to imagine.
            You are right, brother, it is utterly disgusting. The Rapture certainly is imminent. I personally think the Illuminati are behind this. They will soon force us to sacrifice our Godly children to their pagan Mother Goddess them secular atheists all worship. Read this scientific forecast made by the great Jack T. Chick!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Sin boy
              Unsaved trash, Hateful Demon
              • Nov 2009
              • 47

              #7
              Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

              I gotta admit, I'm with ya' guys on this...that's some seriously messed up stuff, right there. You wont see me with a chip in my head!
              Currently listening to: Cool for Cats by Squeeze

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              • watchmepissmyself
                Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                • Dec 2009
                • 38

                #8
                Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                Yeah one with sleep mode so they could sodomize you




                Reason and logic are satan's tools
                Resist climate lies
                Leviticus 20:27
                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #9
                  Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                  Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                  Yeah one with sleep mode so they could sodomize you




                  Reason and logic are satan's tools
                  Resist climate lies
                  I agree with what you're saying, but I took out your dirty words. Please watch your language while visiting our GODly forums.

                  I have seen the chilling documentary from which you have posted a screen picture. It was many years ago, but most everything the Christian filmmakers predicted has come to pass.
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                  • watchmepissmyself
                    Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 38

                    #10
                    Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                    Pardon m/ Brother Bob4God

                    But chips with everything justs gets me so riled up

                    I suppose we need Brainchimps to improve our intellygence

                    The BIBLE is clear no 666 mark of the beast chip or face eternal damnation
                    in the lake of fire

                    Reason and logic are satan's tools

                    Resist climate lies

                    Down with gay marriage

                    2012 = 6+6+6= 18. 1+8= 9. 12+21+ 666
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                      Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                      Pardon m/ Brother Bob4God

                      But chips with everything justs gets me so riled up

                      I suppose we need Brainchimps to improve our intellygence

                      The BIBLE is clear no 666 mark of the beast chip or face eternal damnation
                      in the lake of fire

                      Reason and logic are satan's tools

                      Resist climate lies

                      Down with gay marriage

                      2012 = 6+6+6= 18. 1+8= 9. 12+21+ 666
                      Free verse is not your thing, little one.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                        Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                        Pardon m/ Brother Bob4God

                        But chips with everything justs gets me so riled up

                        I suppose we need Brainchimps to improve our intellygence

                        The BIBLE is clear no 666 mark of the beast chip or face eternal damnation
                        in the lake of fire

                        Reason and logic are satan's tools

                        Resist climate lies

                        Down with gay marriage

                        2012 = 6+6+6= 18. 1+8= 9. 12+21+ 666
                        Your divination is not welcome here. Neither is your unsaved twaddle. I don't believe you really love Jesus.

                        There's a video on the wages of numerology and playing with the devil's business cards, but I can't post it here. It's too "graphic."
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • watchmepissmyself
                          Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 38

                          #13
                          Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                          Ok you got me

                          Brain chip would educate the masses

                          In the matrix NEO(peace be upon him) learned kungfu in seconds with the aid of a brain socket




                          intel inside could supercharge human intelligence

                          Poverty gone as we reach full education in a utopian socialist heavan on

                          earth

                          Comtria-Better
                          Leviticus 20:27
                          A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Gabriel Reproba
                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2479

                            #14
                            Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                            Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                            Ok you got me

                            Brain chip would educate the masses

                            In the matrix NEO(peace be upon him) learned kungfu in seconds with the aid of a brain socket


                            intel inside could supercharge human intelligence

                            Poverty gone as we reach full education in a utopian socialist heavan on

                            earth

                            Comtria-Better

                            Are you retarded? What sin did your parents commit to deserve birthing someone like you?
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                            • Once was lost
                              ...but now is found.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 490

                              #15
                              Re: The Mark of The Beast! A Computer Chip Implanted into your br

                              One thing for certain is that the true Christians will have nothing implanted in their heads but the word of God.

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